I always wanted to grow up and be a public service!
You wanting to be a public urinal was certainly a surprise for you careers counciller.
...And then I met Nowhereman who taught me everything about being a public urinal!
You should stop chewing on the deodarant cakes though Nowhereman...I know they make your breath smell minty pissy clean but you're losing your color...and your stomach lining!!!!!!!!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
