When I'm drunk, I act like an utter jackass. Singing very obnoxious songs loudly, making crude jokes out of everything, that sorta thing. But I don't do anything stupid. Although, I do tend to have bad brushes with fire.
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
