RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts I may be drunk. . . .

I expect those kinda crass comments from that filthy little bastard Disco Steve,but not you sir!

geez. So anyways should I ask her out or no? I got nothing to lose. The worst is she'll say no and I'll be an ass but at least I woulda tried, at best I'll be dating a hottie. Yes? no? "Stupid Dogg STFU fag!" "SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE!"? Opinions anyone? Ladies opinions would be honored most, but the guys' would be respected.

Fuck 'er in the ear.

Oh, yeah, totally invite her. Waitresses love being hit on by drunk guys.

And tell her how you follow her to her apartment every night. Those are big bonus points.

Do ya think that might be coming on a little bit strong? What if I just call her apartment and hang up the phone when the answering machine picks up?

Sure ask her out, just dont do it WHEN your drunk. Cause that doesnt jive well with us ladies.

Have fun! and good luck!

Now back to the show yay!

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Originally posted by Grimm:
hmmmm. . .scarves or handcuffs? decisions, decisions. . .

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Use them both, darlin, handcuff me baby and gag me with the scarve mmmm'yes

youve done this before

Unless you look like a horses arse cause that dont sit well with wimmin either!

Bill Jemas?! Where?!

Best,

Bill Jemas

I see Bill Jem-ASS!

I could lend you some piles cream if you want!

sorry about that. I gave it to them to use, only if they let me lick it off. Yummy.....

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