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you have 2 options.
1) continue to be yourself and eventually you will find one that loves you for you and that you love for who they are. remember the odds are on your side (more girls than guys in the US).
2) take this link's advice. http://www.fastseduction.com/guide/ It will get you laid, it will get you a girl, and if nothing else it will help you learn how to get the girl of your dreams when you meet her. Take everything they say with a grain of salt however, its not gospel, you must tailor it to the girl. The 3 second rule IS gospel though.
It got him Lor!!! 
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I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
This is the funniest thing I've read all day. It easily beats out anything related to the pretty princess. March 10, 2005 will go down as the greatest day in RKMBS history.
Once in a while we really should thank Snarf for making us all feel better about ourselves.
Unless it causes us to miss an opportunity for a cheap shot anyway. 
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I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen. Happy 30th birthday snarf!
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I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen. Taryn? Is that you?
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I still love this thread.
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There used to be a time when I masturbated roughly 2-3 times a day, sometimes 4 or 5. Even now, I usually jerk once a day, and I don't feel any different afterwards.
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I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! kill yourself!
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Can we seriously let this die? Jeez, you make one post when you're drunk and depressed and they never let you forget it....
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Someone needs to submit this page to archive.org in case Rob closes the forums.
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Can we seriously let this die? Jeez, you make one post when you're drunk and depressed and they never let you forget it.... With a post like this one, how could anyone NOT let this thread die? Sincerely, 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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It should be noted that I have had more than a few wine coolers this evening. Still, I'll probably be just as depressed come morning.
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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PJP said:
well rex.....................she is better than you. Yes, even a woman is better than rex. That dude had some serious issues. I bet his mom touched his private parts. Just like she did mine!
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I used to work at Bath & Body Works How the fuck did I miss this the first time? Snarf walked away from Bath and Body Works to persue a much more lucrative career at GameStop...until the dreaded Soul Caliber inventory went haywire...
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He really got fired for stealing all the sing star: ABBA edition video games. He's just too ashamed to admit to it.
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[Jim Jackson] had some serious issues. I bet his mom touched his private parts.
Just like she did mine! Is that your subtle way of announcing you've come out of the closet too?
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Can we seriously let this die? Evidently not 
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rex said:
Masturbate constantly. After a while you will have no nervous energy and you won't care as much anymore. Its worked for me. Doesn't work. There used to be a time when I masturbated roughly 2-3 times a day, sometimes 4 or 5. Even now, I usually jerk once a day, and I don't feel any different afterwards. Every game you sold at Gamestop came with ejaculate!
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"Would you like to buy a moist towelette with your game m'am?"
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do you know how much money gamestop lost after those lawsuits???
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he sold a lot of soiled copies of this 
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rex said:
Masturbate constantly. After a while you will have no nervous energy and you won't care as much anymore. Its worked for me. Doesn't work. There used to be a time when I masturbated roughly 2-3 times a day, sometimes 4 or 5. Even now, I usually jerk once a day, and I don't feel any different afterwards. Every game you sold at Gamestop came with ejaculate! Valve should use this quote in advertising Steam.
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I am Wreck-gar. I am on a missed period.
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