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So far I've been able to scare four people off within six IMs.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: ny you?
You: Pelican Bay
Stranger: weres that
You: It's a prison in California
Stranger: D;
You: I'm allowed 45 minutes of internet a day.
Stranger: why are you in prison?
You: I was intoxicated and had sex with a public statue.
Stranger: wtf looooooooool
You:
It was winter and I froze to it.
Stranger: lying ass lol
You: They had to call an ambulance
Stranger: and why would they send you to prison lmfao
You: I never paid the fine
Stranger: lol u would not
Stranger: how long you have to stay?
You: I'm doing thirty days
You: It was a small statue
Stranger: wow
Stranger: and how old r u lol?l
You: in oregon they charge you with statue rape by size of the victim.
You: I mean California
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You: hi
Stranger: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
You: none!
You: you still there?
Stranger: no no, that's how much wood a wood chuck actually could chuck
You: am I still here?
Stranger: I wanna know how much it would be if they could in fact chuck wood
Stranger: that's very existential
Stranger: I think
Stranger: I believe that makes me am
You: two piles of wood about so high and a small ple about half as high.
You: me am real man!
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: well done
You: I wonder if woodchucks taste good.
You: maybe boil 'em in a soup.
Stranger: well hopefully it doesn't taste like wood
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Have you heard of those new message boards? Stranger: uhh, no? You: http://www.rkmbs.comYou: They belong to the guy who used to run the dcmbs. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: ese asno
You: 1
You: That was me pressing 1 for english
Stranger: qué
You: 1
Stranger: ??
You: Were those english question marks?
Stranger: qué
You: 1
Stranger: why was the man...
Stranger: ...driving in the kitchen?
Stranger: YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi!
You: I think this place is full of dudes
Stranger: oh are you a girl?
Stranger: i mean, i'm a girl but i want to know if you're a girl.
You: I'm a guy
You: Are you hot?
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: in that case i'm a guy.
You: Wanna make out?
Stranger: i'm about 400 lbs and i haven't seen my vagina in about three years
Stranger: still wanna make out?
You: I haven't seen a vagina since I got half a blow job
You: What's your aim name?
Stranger: i don't have aim
You: yahoo?
You: msn?
Stranger: i don't have that either
Stranger: you sound really desperate
You: I once won 25 dollars in a writing contest
Stranger: is your name tomecatti?
You: Do you like soul caliber?
You: No, my name is matt
Stranger: no i do not like soul caliber--wait how old are you
You: Wanna have cyber sex?
You: 30
Stranger: ROFL
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: NO.
Stranger: ROFL
Stranger: OKAY, BYE
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Stranger: Yo
You: yo!
Stranger: whats up
You: the sky
Stranger: ahhh
Stranger: u got me
Stranger: u like hentai?
You: why vagina is tingly
Stranger: so is mine
Stranger: sorta
You: My nutsack is rubbing against it
Stranger: lol
Stranger: this site is randomness
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You: HELLO Stranger: HELLO Stranger: …………………………………………""-^*''''*^~^*'''*^-"" ……………………………………."-^*''::::::::::"""-~-""~-*-""-^*~~-"" ……………………………….."-^*''::::"""-::::""-~~-""::~-""::::/:::-~^^-" ……………………………."-*':::::::::"-^*::-"":::~-""::-":::/::""""-~:::::'\ ………………………….../::::::::"-~^^::::^~-"-":::"-*-"/":::::::::::""-::'\ …………………………../::::::::/::-~~-""::-"::'\:""-*' . . . . *-"::::"""-~^:: …………………………::::::::~~-""____"""-~^* . . . . . . . . *-":::::::-"\ …………………………:::::"-^*''? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'\::::^-":-"\ …………………………::::'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .':::~-"":'| …………………………..\:::'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . \:::~-""" ……………………………\::'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\:::::::"-'" …………………………….*-| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ""-~~~~-"" . . .'\::::/ /''\'\ ……………………………...-| . ""-~~~~-" . . . . "-*"-^*''o??'''''*' . . . \:/ / . | | ……………………………...'\| .*^^*'''?o?'''*-" . . . ,''*^~~^*'' . . . . . . | .\*-" '| …………………………….... . *^~~-~^*'' . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ./-~./ ……………………………….\'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'| . . /' ……………………………….. . . . . . . ."- ' . . . .*^" . . . . . . . . . . '|*^*' I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.. …………………………………*-" . . . . . \"-""_""-^^-* . . . . . . . . . . .'| ........Why don't you have a seat over there ……………………………………\ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . '| …………………………………….'\ . . . ""_""-~--~^*''''''. . . . . . . . . / .\ ……………………………………...\ . . . .''*^~~~^^* . . . . . . . . . '/ . . \-"-" ……………………………………….''-" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."-* . . . | . \''*-"" ………………………………………….*-" . . . . . . . . . . . . ""-^'' . . . . / . . '\;;;;*^-"" …………………………………………...*^-"" . . . . . . .""-*' . . . . . ./' . . . ;;;;;;;;;;?''*^~-""_ ……………………………………….""-^*'|\ . . ?''*^~~^*'' . . . . . . ."-* . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;?'''*^~-""_ ……………………………….."""-^*'';;;;;;;;| *-" . . . . . . . . . . . "-*'' . . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;?''*^-"" …………………………""-^*''?;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;|\ . .*-"" . . . . . . ."-*' . . . . . . ./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*^ ~-"" ……………………""-^*';;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;'|.\ . . . *^~-""""-^*' . . . . . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;?'''*^-""_ ……………..""-^*'?;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;| .\ . . . "-*'::::::-" . . . . . . ./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;"-^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;''\ ………."-^*''?;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;| . \ . ./''\:::::::::::/'''*^-" . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;"-*'';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;'\ …….../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*-";;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;| . '\"-* . ::::::/ . . . . *^-""/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;-'"";;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'\ …….;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;"-*;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;| . . . . /"__"-* . . . . . . .'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*-";;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\ …….'|;;;;\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;"-*;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;| . . "-*:::::::'\ . . . . . . ./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*";;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'\ …….;;;;;\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;; ;;;;;;| . /:::::::::::::'-" . . . . ./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'\ ……..'|;;;;;;\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'\;;;;;;;; ;;;;; ;;;;;;;'| ./::::::::::::::::'\ . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;"-*;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\ ……..;;;;;;;'\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;;; ;;; You: OH FUCK You: OH FUCK You: LOOK You: LOOK, I You: OH FUCK You: LOOK I SWEAR You: FUCK Stranger: What did you plan on doing here today, exactly? You: FUCK I SWEAR You: I SWEAR I DIDNT You: I SWEAR I You: OH FUCK You: OH FUCK You: . Stranger: You brought condoms and whipped cream. You: IM DYING: You: THIS UH You: ITS NO EXCUSE I KNOW Stranger: You also discussed anally raping a cat. You: BUT I AM You: LOOk You: THE CAT WAS BEGGING FOR IT Stranger: ARE YOU AN ANIMAL PSYCHIC? Stranger: I didn't think so. You: PART TIME You: LOOK You: MAYBE WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT Stranger: We have the chat logs. Stranger: SHE'S THIRTEEN. You: HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING OUT? Stranger: She told you. You: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE BEEN WORKING OUT Stranger: Stop trying to flirt with me, sir. You: YOU HAVE A LOVELY SMILE YOU KNOW You: IS THAT You: WHAT UH Stranger: This isn't helping you at all. You: WHAT MOUTH WASH DO YOU USE Stranger: Have a seat over there. Stranger: Here, take this towel. You: I UH OKAY Stranger: Wrap it around you. You: DO UH Stranger: I don't want to see that part. You: DO YOU WANT ME TO COME ON IT? Stranger: No. You: OK THAT WAS MISLEADING You: THIS IS ENTRAPMENT You: I AM A LAWYER YOU KNOW You: IN BRAZIL Stranger: In the chat logs, you discussed how you drive school busses. You: EU SOM UN ADBOGADO Stranger: I don't think you're a lawyer. You: I AM Stranger: Stop speaking Spanish, sir. You: IN BRAZIL. You: THAT'S PORTUGUESE Stranger: I'm afraid you divided by zero one too many times. You: LOOK You: I HAVE CANDY. Stranger: Was that part of the plan? You: THATS NOT THE POINT Stranger: To lure this THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL Stranger: and her SEVEN YEAR OLD BROTHER Stranger: to the bedroom You: THIS CANDY COULD BE YOURS IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT Stranger: and ANALLY RAPE THEM? You: IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN Stranger: I DO NOT WANT THE CANDY, SIR. You: FINE Stranger: KEEP THE TOWEL WRAPPED AROUND YOU, SIR Stranger: I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU You: OH COME ON You: YOU'RE EATING ME WITH YOUR EYES Stranger: YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY TYPE Stranger: OH SHI- You: IS IT BECAUSE IM JEWISH? Stranger: NO You: ANTI SEMITE Stranger: IT'S BECAUSE YOUR PENIS IS TINY You: ITS TINY BECAUSE A RABBI CHOPPED IT You: YOU IDIOT Stranger: I COULD BREAK IT WITH MY PINKY You: LOOK THAT KINDA TALK IS MAKING IT REALLY HARD FOR ME TO UH You: KEEP IT IN THE TOWEL Stranger: ………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,, ………………..,-‘’ ; ; ;_,,---,,_ ; ;’’-,…………………………….._,,,---,,_ ……………….,’ ; ; ;,-‘ , , , , , ‘-, ; ;’-,,,,---~~’’’’’’~--,,,_…..,,-~’’ ; ; ; ;__;’-, ……………….| ; ; ;,’ , , , _,,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯’’~’-,,_ ,,-~’’ , , ‘, ;’, ……………….’, ; ; ‘-, ,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, , , , , ,’ ; | …………………’, ; ;,’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-, , ,-‘ ;,-‘ ………………….,’-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-‘ ;,,-‘ ………………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;__ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,’ ………………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’¯: : ’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; _ ; ; ; ; ;’, ……………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| : : : : : ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’¯: ¯’’-, ; ; ;’, …………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,_: : _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | : : : : : ; ; ; | ……………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-,,_ : :,-‘ ; ; ; ;| …………..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-~’’ , , , , ,,,-~~-, , , , _ ; ; ;¯¯ ; ; ; ; ;| ..…………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ , , , , , , ,( : : : : , , , ,’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| ……….,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, , , , , , , , ,’~---~’’ , , , , , ,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, …….,-‘’ ; _, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’~-,,,,--~~’’’¯’’’~-,,_ , ,_,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ….,-‘’-~’’,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; | . . . . . . ,’; ,’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,_ ; ‘-, ……….,’ ; ;,-, ; ;, ; ; ;, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ;’, . . . . .,’ ;,’ ; ; ; ;, ; ; ;,’-, ; ;,’ ‘’~--‘’’ ………,’-~’ ,-‘-~’’ ‘, ,-‘ ‘, ,,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ; ‘~-,,,-‘’ ; ,’ ; ; ; ; ‘, ;,-‘’ ; ‘, ,-‘, ……….,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ‘’ ; ; ;’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’-,,_ ; ; ; _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ;’-‘’ ; ; ; ‘’ ; ;’-, ……..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;¯¯’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, ……,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; |, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-, …..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;|..’-,_ ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…….’’’,-~’ ; ; ; ; ; ,’ …,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’~-,,,,,--~~’’’’’’~-,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…..,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ,- …| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘ …’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’….’, ; ; ; ; _,,-‘’ ….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…….’’~~’’¯ …..’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;_,,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ………’’~-,,_ ; ; ; ; _,,,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘ ………..| ; ; ;¯¯’’’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,,-‘ ………..’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘ …………| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| …………’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ~-,,___ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, ………….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘….’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ………..,’ ‘- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’……….’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ……….,’ ; ;’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-‘…………….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, ………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’…………………’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ……..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,,-‘………………………’’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ……..| ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…………………………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ ……..| ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’………………………..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’’ ……..| ; ; ; ; ; ;,’……………………….,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ……..’,_ , ; , ;,’……………………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ………’,,’,¯,’,’’|……………………….| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘--,, ………….¯…’’………………………..’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’~,, ……………………………………………’’-,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’~-,, ………………………………………………..’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ,,_ ; ;’-,’’-, …………………………………………………..’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,__,--. ……………………………………………………’-, ; ; ;,,-~’’’ , ,|, | ………………………………………………………’’~-‘’_ , , ,,’,_/--‘ You: hawt Stranger: I know right? Stranger: Pedobear smiles upon your actions, son You: YAY Stranger: I think it's time for you to go now, and meet with the policemen outside Stranger: keep the towel wrapped around you You: COME ON You: YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT Stranger: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE Stranger: NO You: MEET ME IN THE BACK IN FIVE Stranger: DON'T You:  Stranger: DON'T RAPE ME Stranger: NOOOOOOO Stranger: NOOOOOOOOO MY ANUSSSSSSSSSSS You: YESSSSS You: AHHHHHHHH Stranger: FUCK I'M BLEEDING Stranger: SECURITY You: TAKE MY LOVE NECTAR Stranger: SECURITY You: TAKE IT ALL Stranger: Holy shit, you win You: MEOWW Stranger: /b/ or topicless You: WHAT You: i mean, what? Stranger: in the butt? You: OH Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: hey! You: I'm maury! Stranger: hi  You: What's your name? Stranger: im tom You: wow that is a cool name tom Stranger: same You: hey tom can I tell you about something really cool? Stranger: sure You: there is someone who loves you a lot tom You: his name is Jesus You: do you know about Jesus tom? Stranger: yes You: because Jesus knows about YOU! You: oh. Stranger: i'm christian You: well would you like to know more about Jesus tom? You: Oh good! You have disconnected.
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You: hey what's up? Stranger: hi You: what's your name? Stranger: my name is emma Stranger: whats yours? You: I'm Bruce You: Hi emma! Stranger: hello ^_^ You: What's up emma? Stranger: nothing much just on this thing You: I'm just chillin on my manor Stranger: a guy just asked me to have cyber sex Stranger: ugh... You: LOL! Stranger: people are such creepers You: there's all sorts of people here Stranger: oh i know You: that's both the joy and the bad side of this thing You: hold on Al just brought me a sandwich Stranger: yeah, i guess so Stranger: okay You: I just woke up You: sorry! You: haven't eaten anything today Stranger: oh its okay Stranger: but why cant anyone be normal on this thing bruce? You: I think some of us are normal You: Listen, emma Stranger: oh are you normal? You: I was gonna stay for a while before doing my rounds You: but I see the Bat signal is on You: so I have to go You:  Stranger: wait bruce.... You: I'll go catch the joker or something and come back later Stranger: do you want to uhh.... You: ok? Stranger: do you want to have some cyber sex before you go?
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You: hi1 You: i said hi Stranger: no u said hi1 Stranger: retard You: yeah You: but in saying so i said hi You: so my statement was correct Stranger: no u said hi1 Stranger: it was not precise. You: yeah You: but in saying so i said hi You: so my statement was correct Stranger: its not precise Stranger: EOD U FAT CUNT You: maybe not You: but it was correct You: that's enough for me, edward. You: I can live with it. Stranger: hokay You: glad we agree You: let's move on shall we? You: second order of business: You: you are a cunt.
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Stranger: Jesus? You: yes? You: who is it? Stranger: is it really you? You: what do you want? You: yeah Stranger: its me You: what do you want? You: who? You: look im busy Stranger: dont you know everything? Stranger: dont you already know what I want? You: ugh no You: that's racist Stranger: you are everywhere and nowhere You: just because im jesus i have to know everything? Stranger: you are was and will be You: no, that's my dad You: look no You: that's You: ugh You: that's ignorant Stranger: you dad and holy spirit are all in one You: and offensive Stranger: what the fuck, I've been LIED TO Stranger: fuck you You: no edward. You: you've just missunderstood what they tell you Stranger: AAAAAAAAH dont call me that! You: they were perfectly clear You: look, edward You: is there anything you want? You: i'm busy Stranger: I want to know ... You: there are about 134 million people trying to talk to me right now You: so spit it out ok? Stranger: I'm not sure how to ask You: just do it You: for fuck's sake You: look i can't be here all day You: if you don't say it I'll go away Stranger: what have you got to do you are dead anyways Stranger: I want to know if you like pandas You: look You: dead people are people too You: pandas? Stranger: yes pandas You: what the fuck is a panda? Stranger: a fucking black bear with white spots Stranger: or a fucking white bear with black spots Stranger: jesus fucking christ You: what? it's a sex act with a bear? You: LOOK! You: that's not my name! Stranger: oops that slipepd sorry Stranger: ! You: my middle name is horatio! You: not fucking! You: anyways Stranger: You: to answer your question Stranger: ok, I really want to know why I have a small penis You: no, I do not like to fuck bears You: white or otherwise You: you have a small penis because you fuck bears Stranger: I dont fuck bears You: have you given oral sex to a bear? You: there you go Stranger: that was a "breaking the ice" question You: what? Stranger: you mean I should? You: well yeah Stranger: ho wmany times do I get to talk to god? You: once Stranger: you m ean I can just walk in and ask "why do I haev a small penis?" You: then you're fucked Stranger: are you insane You: no, I'm dead Stranger: touche You: look is there anything else? Stranger: so back to the penis You: ok... Stranger: I WANT A BLACK COCK GOD DAMN IT You: ah what the hell Stranger: actually, make it a horse cock You: too late Stranger: snap You: I already gave you a black cock Stranger: AH! You: check your ass Stranger: it is you! You: LOL! You: OMG Stranger: LOL damn! Stranger: HAHAHAH You: LOL! Stranger: HAHAHAH You: no really. Stranger: damn dude I want expecting that You: check your ass. Stranger: lol wtf Stranger: hHAHAHAHAHAH You: go ahead. You: you won't be laughing so hard.
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devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
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(Note: I'm "You") Stranger: hello You: paul? Stranger: yes Stranger: how did you know You: this is megan, are you the paul I was talking to? Stranger: no Stranger: i mean yes You: oh ok sorry You: what? Stranger: megan Stranger: is that you You: are you serious? Stranger: are you? You: paul is that you? Stranger: yes megan my long lost love Stranger: it is me You: what happened?? Stranger: paul You: why did you disconnect?? Stranger: my router messed up Stranger: i had to reset it You: oh my god hahahaha You: i was so worried! Stranger: its ok im back You: i've been looking for like 10 minutes Stranger: this was like my 3rd try You: i swear I was about to call the cops You: wow! You: hahahaha You: oh god You: Stranger: You: so what happened?? You: was it just a cat? Stranger: i won Stranger: yeah You: thats a relief You: you closed anyway right? Stranger: youre telling me You: did you? Stranger: yeah You: good You: i was really worried about you You: but i didn't wanna call the number at this hour Stranger: thank you You: if you didnt pick up i swear You: i was gonna call the cops Stranger: wait Stranger: did you say paul Stranger: my name is sau You: i dont even know where you live Stranger: saul You: haha You: so when can we talk? Stranger: NOW You: really?? Stranger: sure You: ok I'll call You: :)))))) Stranger: otay Stranger: your voice is as beautiful as the heavens themselves You: pick up You: what? Stranger: i mean You: lol pick up already Stranger: sorry im on the phone with mallory You: who's mallory? Stranger: my ex You: at this hour?? Stranger: uh Stranger: yeah You: didn't you say your ex was stephanie or something? You: should I bother calling again or not? Stranger: i dont just have one ex You:  you said you did.... Stranger: maybe tommorow its kinda late You: oh ok You: not too late for mallory i guess Stranger: never too late for mallory You: are you ashamed to pick up? Stranger: FAIL You: I swear I'll make it worth it You: look You: just pick up so I stop worrying Stranger: oooh i love phone sex You: cause part of me still doesn't believe you're you Stranger: how did you find out about this site? You: i don't know, someone told me You: paul You: are you you? Stranger: i am me Stranger: Saul You: ok then I'll call again You: and you'll pick up the phone You: ok? Stranger: but Stranger: but You: ok? Stranger: mallory... Stranger: she has huge knockers You: you're not talking to mallory and chatting! You: at the same time! You: that's crazy Stranger: YES I AM You: lol no you're not Stranger: i totally iz You: i just want to hear you tell me that you're okay Stranger: im okay You: your voice Stranger: are you on a pc or mac? You: pc You: but you know that Stranger: yeah Stranger: you just told me You: then why did you ask? You: ARE YOU PAUL? Stranger: i cant haz a question You: IF YOU'RE NOT PAUL I SHOULD CALL THE COPS Stranger: I AM SAUL!!!!!! You: oh god You: you're not him you evil idiot You: i should have called them 20 minutes ago you fucking asshole You: fuck you You: fuck you Stranger: Im sorry Stranger: you should call them Stranger: sorry You: FUCK YOU Stranger: what happened to paul? You have disconnected.
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You: FUCK I SWEAR You: I SWEAR I DIDNT You: I SWEAR I You: OH FUCK You: OH FUCK You: . Stranger: You brought condoms and whipped cream. You: IM DYING: You: THIS UH You: ITS NO EXCUSE I KNOW Stranger: You also discussed anally raping a cat. You: BUT I AM You: LOOk You: THE CAT WAS BEGGING FOR IT Stranger: ARE YOU AN ANIMAL PSYCHIC? Stranger: I didn't think so. You: PART TIME You: LOOK You: MAYBE WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT Stranger: We have the chat logs. Stranger: SHE'S THIRTEEN. You: HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING OUT? Stranger: She told you. You: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE BEEN WORKING OUT Stranger: Stop trying to flirt with me, sir. You: YOU HAVE A LOVELY SMILE YOU KNOW You: IS THAT You: WHAT UH Stranger: This isn't helping you at all. You: WHAT MOUTH WASH DO YOU USE Stranger: Have a seat over there. Stranger: Here, take this towel. You: I UH OKAY Stranger: Wrap it around you. You: DO UH Stranger: I don't want to see that part. You: DO YOU WANT ME TO COME ON IT? Stranger: No. You: OK THAT WAS MISLEADING You: THIS IS ENTRAPMENT You: I AM A LAWYER YOU KNOW You: IN BRAZIL Stranger: In the chat logs, you discussed how you drive school busses. You: EU SOM UN ADBOGADO Stranger: I don't think you're a lawyer. You: I AM Stranger: Stop speaking Spanish, sir. You: IN BRAZIL. You: THAT'S PORTUGUESE Stranger: I'm afraid you divided by zero one too many times. You: LOOK You: I HAVE CANDY. Stranger: Was that part of the plan? You: THATS NOT THE POINT Stranger: To lure this THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL Stranger: and her SEVEN YEAR OLD BROTHER Stranger: to the bedroom You: THIS CANDY COULD BE YOURS IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT Stranger: and ANALLY RAPE THEM? You: IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN Stranger: I DO NOT WANT THE CANDY, SIR. You: FINE Stranger: KEEP THE TOWEL WRAPPED AROUND YOU, SIR Stranger: I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU You: OH COME ON You: YOU'RE EATING ME WITH YOUR EYES Stranger: YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY TYPE Stranger: OH SHI- You: IS IT BECAUSE IM JEWISH? Stranger: NO You: ANTI SEMITE Stranger: IT'S BECAUSE YOUR PENIS IS TINY You: ITS TINY BECAUSE A RABBI CHOPPED IT You: YOU IDIOT Stranger: I COULD BREAK IT WITH MY PINKY You: LOOK THAT KINDA TALK IS MAKING IT REALLY HARD FOR ME TO UH You: KEEP IT IN THE TOWEL Stranger: ………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,, ………………..,-‘’ ; ; ;_,,---,,_ ; ;’’-,…………………………….._,,,---,,_ ……………….,’ ; ; ;,-‘ , , , , , ‘-, ; ;’-,,,,---~~’’’’’’~--,,,_…..,,-~’’ ; ; ; ;__;’-, ……………….| ; ; ;,’ , , , _,,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯’’~’-,,_ ,,-~’’ , , ‘, ;’, ……………….’, ; ; ‘-, ,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, , , , , ,’ ; | …………………’, ; ;,’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-, , ,-‘ ;,-‘ ………………….,’-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-‘ ;,,-‘ ………………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;__ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,’ ………………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’¯: : ’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; _ ; ; ; ; ;’, ……………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| : : : : : ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’¯: ¯’’-, ; ; ;’, …………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,_: : _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | : : : : : ; ; ; | ……………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-,,_ : :,-‘ ; ; ; ;| …………..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-~’’ , , , , ,,,-~~-, , , , _ ; ; ;¯¯ ; ; ; ; ;| ..…………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ , , , , , , ,( : : : : , , , ,’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| ……….,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, , , , , , , , ,’~---~’’ , , , , , ,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, …….,-‘’ ; _, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’~-,,,,--~~’’’¯’’’~-,,_ , ,_,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ….,-‘’-~’’,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; | . . . . . . ,’; ,’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,_ ; ‘-, ……….,’ ; ;,-, ; ;, ; ; ;, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ;’, . . . . .,’ ;,’ ; ; ; ;, ; ; ;,’-, ; ;,’ ‘’~--‘’’ ………,’-~’ ,-‘-~’’ ‘, ,-‘ ‘, ,,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ; ‘~-,,,-‘’ ; ,’ ; ; ; ; ‘, ;,-‘’ ; ‘, ,-‘, ……….,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ‘’ ; ; ;’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’-,,_ ; ; ; _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ;’-‘’ ; ; ; ‘’ ; ;’-, ……..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;¯¯’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, ……,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; |, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-, …..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;|..’-,_ ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…….’’’,-~’ ; ; ; ; ; ,’ …,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’~-,,,,,--~~’’’’’’~-,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…..,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ,- …| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘ …’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’….’, ; ; ; ; _,,-‘’ ….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…….’’~~’’¯ …..’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;_,,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ………’’~-,,_ ; ; ; ; _,,,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘ ………..| ; ; ;¯¯’’’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,,-‘ ………..’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘ …………| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| …………’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ~-,,___ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, ………….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘….’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ………..,’ ‘- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’……….’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ……….,’ ; ;’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-‘…………….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, ………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’…………………’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ……..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,,-‘………………………’’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ……..| ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…………………………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ ……..| ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’………………………..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’’ ……..| ; ; ; ; ; ;,’……………………….,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ……..’,_ , ; , ;,’……………………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ………’,,’,¯,’,’’|……………………….| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘--,, ………….¯…’’………………………..’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’~,, ……………………………………………’’-,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’~-,, ………………………………………………..’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ,,_ ; ;’-,’’-, …………………………………………………..’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,__,--. ……………………………………………………’-, ; ; ;,,-~’’’ , ,|, | ………………………………………………………’’~-‘’_ , , ,,’,_/--‘ You: hawt Stranger: I know right? Stranger: Pedobear smiles upon your actions, son You: YAY Stranger: I think it's time for you to go now, and meet with the policemen outside Stranger: keep the towel wrapped around you You: COME ON You: YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT Stranger: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE Stranger: NO You: MEET ME IN THE BACK IN FIVE Stranger: DON'T You: Stranger: DON'T RAPE ME Stranger: NOOOOOOO Stranger: NOOOOOOOOO MY ANUSSSSSSSSSSS You: YESSSSS You: AHHHHHHHH Stranger: FUCK I'M BLEEDING Stranger: SECURITY You: TAKE MY LOVE NECTAR Stranger: SECURITY You: TAKE IT ALL Stranger: Holy shit, you win You: MEOWW Stranger: /b/ or topicless You: WHAT You: i mean, what? Stranger: in the butt? You: OH Your conversational partner has disconnected. I lol'd!
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You: Hi! Stranger: let's talk soup You: I'd rather not. Stranger: tomato i my favourite Stranger: You: I had a bad experience with soup. Stranger: what happened? Stranger: quick my soups getting cold You: My grandmother died while eating soup. I was the one who found her body. Stranger: i am so sorry You: She was dead for three days. Stranger: what soup was she eating Stranger: i bet it was that damn CHICkcen soup You: That's not funny. You: Why do you have to be so insensitive? Stranger: bah i'm no good with soup-related deaths You: You're a bad person
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Stranger: Hello
You: sup?
Stranger: P/B?
Stranger: Soap?
Stranger: I like soap
You: i love peanutbutter!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hiya You: you like cowboys? Stranger: no You: me neither! You: FUCK COWBOYS! Stranger: \o/ You: that is a cheer! You: I think Stranger: oh Stranger: sorry Stranger: FUCK COWBOYS! You: YEAHHH! Stranger: [drinks beer] You: Can't you see what I'm trying to tell you, I LOVE TYOU! You: YOU You: I also love beer Stranger: OMG *-* Stranger: i love you too You: what beer you drinking? You: WE LOVE EACHOTHER! You: I has no beer You: but I has whiskey Stranger: i do Stranger: but u wont know it You: tell me Stranger: cause its from brazil You: you the Brazillian again? Stranger: dunno You: prolly not You: they never wrote anything Stranger: there are lots of brazilians here i think Stranger: who are you ? Stranger: Stranger: i mean Stranger: ur name You: Im a brazillian! You: Uschio Stranger: :o You: Uschi Stranger: \o/ You: there's a famous porn star You: Uschi Delelliiogfoudno[i You: I forget her last name You: that is not me Stranger: humm You: but I am Uschi You: she has huge boobs Stranger: huuh You: I also have huge boobs Stranger: nice Stranger: i dont You: you must be jealous You: of mah melons Stranger: i think that is cause im a male You: that's a good reson for no boobies Stranger: but im not sure Stranger: x) You: :D You: I also have a large penis You: and a small one Stranger: =D Stranger: =O Stranger: 2 penis ? You: the big one is in my butt You: and one left nut You: it gets bloody when I'm on the rag You: how many penis YOU have? Stranger: humm Stranger: i have only one You: I think that is the appropriate number Stranger: probably Stranger: well, i think so You: but I like two You: or three You: if the mood is right Stranger: humm You: yeah, I give hummers You: you too then? You: hard to breathe tho Stranger: dont know hummers Stranger: mean, dont know the meaning You: I like blowing smaller dick You: is fellatio Stranger: why that ? You: it is easier to get the whole thing in You: a big one I gag too much You: need a small one, 6 or 7 inch max! You: LOL! Stranger: aw, but the fun thing is beeing hard Stranger: You: you get hard for bees? You: wot? You: do they sting you on the peenor? Stranger: nah, You: or did you mean Peeing hard? Stranger: i dont like bees You: my vagina houses bees Stranger: Noo.. Stranger: =O You: if you no like them You: do not put your penis in there You: a good suggestion Stranger: i put some repelent You: I like how they tickle Stranger: =O You: they tickle my vajayjay Stranger: may hurt You: no, I has good bees Stranger: Humm Stranger: ah Stranger: so ok You: they tickle my butthole too! Stranger: i dont mind You: you can give tem bee kisses! Stranger: for sure You: on my vag You: kisses to the bees You: so they do not feel alone Stranger: do they like honey ? You: and get sad You: they love honey! You: they is bees! Stranger: yeah You: they also like bacon Stranger: i love honey too Stranger: humm You: hmmmm! You: that wut bees say! You: no wait You: that BUZZ Stranger: honey+bacon+vagina = delicious You: YUSSS! You: I knew I loved you Stranger: + bees Stranger: i forgot Stranger: sorry You: PLUSBEES! You: yes You: bees make it magical Stranger: yes You: put a bee on your vagina You: I promis you like Stranger: i dont have a vagina You: NO?! Stranger: can i put one at yours ? You: ONE peeniz and NO VAGINA! You: yus You: you can tickle my vag wit bees! Stranger: im sure id love to You: ME TOO! You: be careful of the testicle tjho You: it is very sensitive Stranger: bees dont like testicle ? You: no they sting! Stranger: =O You: OMGUS! Stranger: even if i put honey on it ? You: yes You: they smell boy parts You: and they get jealous Stranger: =( You: they do not have testical big like mine! You: but they love the girl bits You: they pussywhipped You: queen bees and all that You: they fear the scrot Stranger: soo, if i get my penis in a girls vagina they would sting me ? Stranger: You: that why I say keep peen out! You: I has bees there! You: not all girls has bees You: some has crabs Stranger: but, but You: butt is an option Stranger: yes You: I can poo furst Stranger: but dunno You: and warsh it out You: so it clean Stranger: isnt it better for u in vajayjya ? You: I dunno Stranger: beside the bees ? You: clit most important You: plus I regularly orgasm taking a poo You: so... You: I like to poo Stranger: humm Stranger: :D You: make me grunt like pig-dog! You: sometimes drool Stranger: no, thats nice You: so I poo furst Stranger: i like to see girls pooing You: get there furst You: oh,. you wanna watch? Stranger: if u let me Stranger: You: you like seeing the thick You: browm Stranger: submarine You: log stickin out her ass? You: an her butt clenching it? Stranger: id prefer to see the thick You: like a gaping feesh? Stranger: yeah Stranger: really nice Stranger: i get hard with it You: I poot mah hand in my undies jus then Stranger: humm You: an clench mah fingers in mah butt You: they smells like poop Stranger: hummm Stranger: delicious You: LOL You: 1stranger 1cup! Stranger: lick it Stranger: lol You: dude no Stranger: XD You: poo is nasty Stranger: kidding Stranger: nah You: of course You: perv! You: :D Stranger: dont remember me of 1 guy 1 cup You: HA HA HA! You: yeah I saw that! Stranger: disgusting You: broke the glass in his ass! Stranger: yes You: pourin blood Stranger: ah Stranger: stop it Stranger: dont remember me You: you get to hospital okay/ You: ? Stranger: k Stranger: lol You: I was worried Stranger: my brother sent me the link You: so, wut ur name? Stranger: dammit You: really? You: that a nice name Stranger: Raul, yours ? You: Uschi You: f'real Stranger: oh yes Stranger: You: is at efuked dot com You: they has a LOT of effed up pron You: Raw-oohl Stranger: Ohh Stranger: nice You: or do it rhyme wif Paul Stranger: noo You: yus, good LOL pron You: rah-uh-L You: ra-wool Stranger: its sounds more like someone throwing up Stranger: RAULRSHRSHRH You: BLOORRRGH! You: yeah, I actually know a guy with that name You: I jus playin Stranger: =)) You: he some catholic my mum knows from church or some shit Stranger: aw Stranger: thats not me for sure You: you has religion? Stranger: well.. You: yus, me neither! Stranger: no You: raised roman catholic You: and jewish You: you? Stranger: raised catholic Stranger: but when i got conscience You: MAWWAIGE! Stranger: leaved it You: HAH! You: yar Stranger: conscience is right ? You: yep Stranger: dunno :\ Stranger: aw.. ok You: unless you meant drivers liscence Stranger: lol You: har har haer You: you ever read that Wizard Hat and Robe guy? You: onna innernet sexchats? Stranger: nope :\ You: NO?! You: oh god. Stranger: no Stranger: what about them ? Stranger: tell me You: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninjaYou: this guy is my hero You: read later You: takes a while You: but you will ROTFLOL Stranger: ejaowejae Stranger: ok You: that You: was not a pallendrome You: but I thought it was at first glance You: racecar Stranger: Humm Stranger: lol Stranger: sexchats in brazil You: go hang a salami I'm a lasagane hog! You: SEXORS! Stranger: most of the girls are gay guys You: really? Stranger: yeah Stranger: sad thing You: I'm a queer girl You: so You: *shrug* You: whomever can get it up You: OH! You: hey Stranger: hi Stranger: how are you ? Stranger: lol You: what the hell does P/B mean You: ? Stranger: p/b ? in portuguese ? You: someone on this thing wrote that? You: and I said I like peanutbutter! You: and they logged off Stranger: p/b in portuguese is like B&W i think oO You: wait, what portugese>? You: no they like You: hi You: P/B You: i like soap You: and I was all WUT? Stranger: oO You: okay Stranger: oh well You: so you dunno neither Stranger: i dont know Stranger: yeah You: crazy ass bastards You: mussin wif mah innernettes Stranger: yeah... You: FUCK COWBOYS! Stranger: lol You: random is random Stranger: i just started reading blood ninja You: innit great?! Stranger: yeah You: okay Stranger: lmao You: I need dinner You: sos I'm about to peace out You: BUT You: you seem pretty cool You: if you wanna hang out You: http://www.rkmbs.comYou: I'm still Uschi You: fun place Stranger: ok.. You: unless you're one of the guys from there Stranger: cya later :} You: then I feel like a retard You: BYE! Stranger: lol
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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I linked a bunch of people here last night but they never showed up.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Stranger: hi! You: HIYA! You: i know karate Stranger: what's the silliest thing you've heard on this site? You: P/B You: i don't understand it You: plus You: this is the third conversation I ever had You: WOT ABOOT YOU?!?!?! Stranger: i hope you've been lucky enough to have an actual cnversation You: yes You: one You: or... You: were you answerign You: answering Stranger: lol someone pretended to be working for the site and said that i was banned lol You: oh You: yeah, um You: you're banned Stranger: lol You: IN THE ASS! Stranger: oh shit! You: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! Stranger: lmao You: so... Stranger: how'd you learn about this site? You: you know what P/B is? You: um Stranger: no You: some dilweed linked it Stranger: sry Stranger: lol kk You: and it is fun Stranger: ya You: you're a girl aintcha Stranger: maybe You: you type like a girl You: it is okay You: I am also a girl Stranger: lol cool You: what is the strangest thing you ever got on here? You: oh wait You: you said banned You: damn You: um You: ... You: I made cookies Stranger: YAY! Stranger: what kind? You: ginger You: like soft ginger snaps You: they is liek CRACK You: I mail them to my friends Stranger: I liek cookies!!! You: so they don't hate me You: cookies is awesome You: one of my friends You: I sent her 3 dozen You: and she did not share even ONE You: not with her SISTER You: they are that good Stranger: she must realllllly like you now! Stranger: lol You: Yeah I hope so! Stranger: I can has recipe??? You: I'm trying to convince her to be a dyke for me. You: it would be hard to type out here Stranger: kk You: it is ginger snaps You: but with twice the crisco Stranger: Ohhhh Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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SHE JUST WANTED MY GODDAMN COOKIE RECIPE!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: B9
You: YOU SUNK MAH BATTLESHIP!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: LOL THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Long one, so... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: hello Stranger: how are you You: there an echo god here? You: I'm Uschi how are you? Stranger: i am terrible! You: Hello, Ivan Stranger: thanks for asking tho You: why so sad Stranger: not sad Stranger: RAGING You: why so ANGRY? Stranger: my fonts You: did someone sink your battleship? Stranger: they are upset You: fonts? Stranger: yes Stranger: my fonts You: loik typing font/ Stranger: this font You: you don't like it? Stranger: it makes me angry Stranger: NO Stranger: i hate it You: seems sad to me Stranger: i know You: you prefer comic sans? Stranger: yes You: LOL! Stranger: LOL Stranger: dude You: ette Stranger: its a troll fest You: yus! Stranger: ette Stranger: there aint no girls on the internet You: ettequitte! You: ha! Stranger: NO GIRLS You: I'm a girl! Stranger: im a little girl You: and I just talked with a gitl You: girl Stranger: lol You: she stole my cookie recipe and ran off Stranger: i dint think no girls went to b You: I would slap her You: b? You: oh, you from 4chan? Stranger: / Stranger: of course You: OOOHHHH You: ok Stranger: thats about all thats on here rifht now You: I got here otherwise You: that ain't true You: the NATUREBOYZ are here too Stranger: it seems like it You: yes Stranger: what are natureboyz You: trolls Stranger: what site You: from a different neighborhood You: http://www.rkmbs.comYou: I'm a naturegirl You: if they'll have me You: I like trolls Stranger: lol Stranger: i been trolling for a long time You: if you a very little girl You: do not go there Stranger: i want You: mummy wouldn't like Stranger: how bout something awful You: trolling here Stranger: or ebaums You: SA? You: beh Stranger: yes Stranger: they suck You: bah bah bah You: and meh You: I like efuked.com You: is funneh Stranger: i used to run a msg board Stranger: but i shut it down You: omg which? Stranger: nothing you would have heard of You: insurgency? Stranger: no it was really gay You: ...that's what I said! You: LOL You: we shut down them Stranger: you ever heard of yahoo msg boards You: nope! Stranger: they used to have a news board You: so, uh.... do you, uh... yahoo? Stranger: i made a site for them Stranger: no Stranger: i hate yahoo You: me too Stranger: i dont like google You: was a commercial joke Stranger: yes You: NO? Stranger: NO You: google had um... You: Eric Karl You: for the letters the other day You: I liked the You: at that Stranger: who was he Stranger: or is he Stranger: i cant google him You: Brown Bear Brown Bear, What DDo You See? You: and You: The Very Hungary Caterpillar You: kid books Stranger: ahh You: he watercolored paper You: then tore it up into shapes You: to illustrate Stranger: hes an artist You: yus Stranger: by god You: and country! Stranger: indeeed Stranger: i am a programmer You: I am a mad scientist Stranger: i program shite You: I mix shit together Stranger: for a big company You: and feed it to ppl Stranger: what kind of shit You: and tell them it will heal them You: medications Stranger: drugs You: I'm at a pharmacy Stranger: are good You: they can be, yes Stranger: i like drugs You: I have a friend with ...um You: schizophrenia Stranger: he is never lonely You: and pot helps her parinoia Stranger: she You: yus You: well, she's married You: so she has that and a dog too Stranger: good You: plus the shadow people Stranger: thats good You: yeah, but THC helps her Stranger: that pot You: calm down You: yes Stranger: it should be legal You: I think it ought to be legal You: yes You: is better than a lot of stuff Stranger: i dont smoke it You: neither do I You: never tried it Stranger: but i dont care who does You: I care Stranger: in fact i am a libertarian You: my friend is helped by it Stranger: ahhh You: I know a librarian Stranger: yes You: and a vegitarian veterinarian You: is funneh Stranger: thats funny Stranger: i giggled You: yes You: I have dealt with a lot of dead animals working with her You: I also worked for a while at an emergency vet hospital Stranger: i dont like dead animals You: it drove me to smoke You: neither do I! You: they poo on me Stranger: smoking is bad for you You: and I had to deal with maggots You: I know You: it hurts my lungs Stranger: maggots You: maggots are hard Stranger: i dont like maggots You: like uncooked rice Stranger: yes You: neither do I! Stranger: so you are a phramicist You: I started smoking the day a dog's ass had maggots pouring out You: no, I am a tech Stranger: that kills animals Stranger: a tech You: no I was an assistant Stranger: an assistant You: assistant at pet hospital You: technician at pharm Stranger: i would not like to do that You: I have a certificate You: neither did I Stranger: i dont like suffering You: so I quit Stranger: a certificate is fine You: well, they only euthanize that which cannot be saved You: certified pharmacy technician Stranger: do u like yer job You: but I do not count pills, no no Stranger: i like mine You: I LOVE MAH JOB! You: but you a programmer Stranger: job is good You: I make medicine from the base chemicals Stranger: i make code from scratch You: mix and mash Stranger: lol Stranger: wtf You: wot? Stranger: we made a ryhme You: HA! Stranger: almost You: if we slur Stranger: i like writing code Stranger: i use c# You: I won't let anyone onto the secret Stranger: good Stranger: sql server Stranger: its hot You: I don't understand that Stranger: np You: I will not lie You: C++, right? Stranger: c# is a programming language Stranger: i used to use C+ Stranger: but i moved to c# You: my bro-in-law did that Stranger: its fun You: I am jealous You: it is a skill I do not posess Stranger: dont be jealous Stranger: i cant mix pills You: i can't go to any more school Stranger: we all have different skills Stranger: why not You: yes, but it is easy Stranger: it aint never too late You: I have no more money Stranger: you can rob a bank You: I have 32k in school loan debt You: TOO LATE! Stranger: goodness You: yeah You: is typical Stranger: good lord i hoped you learned a lot You: should have gone to an apprenticeshi[ You: I did! You: but I kept changing my majors Stranger: i have been out of college for awhile You: so I left @ 6 yrs You: no degree Stranger: wow You: yeh You: retard You: BUT! Stranger: how many hours to get one Stranger: you should have lots of hours You: I stopped going when they stopped teaching me what I wanted to know You: yeah, but mostly I need bullshit You: that I can't be arsed to pay foer You: besides You: degrees don't mean anything where I work Stranger: you may can comp some of that stuff You: meh Stranger: orly You: I'm happy You: yeah Stranger: as a clam You: I love my job You: as a vagina! Stranger: my vagina is happy You: I get to play mad scientist! You: mine too! Stranger: its warm and fuzzy You: mine is cold and naked Stranger: lol You: heh Stranger: this here internet You: I got another tattoo yesterday You: yes... You: ? Stranger: its awesome You: yeah You: I love the internet Stranger: whar is yer tattooo Stranger: i must know You: a band, Skankin' Pickle You: I got the pickle Stranger: thats nice You: yes You: I am very pleased You: Mez did a phenomenal job Stranger: how many tatttoooos have you got You: she is going to clean up some of my older shit You: three You: two are retarded n00bs You: that Mez will fix Stranger: i like retarded stuff You: she is a goddess You: yeah, but they poorly executed Stranger: i dont want a tatattoo You: no? Stranger: naw You: why not? Stranger: thats a good question Stranger: i have never thought about it You: good enough reason to not want one Stranger: so you are the stranger You: is never thinking about it Stranger: thats what yer name is You: the red-headed stranger! Stranger: yes You: I am Uschi Stranger: thats your name You: pretty paper You: pretty ribbons You: of blooooo Stranger: mah name is screff You: willie nelson Stranger: yep You: Screff? Stranger: yes You: did your mum hate you? Stranger: no Stranger: its really jeff You: you choose it? Stranger: but mah frenz call me screff You: Jeff is a weird name for a girl Stranger: yes Stranger: i am not really a girl You: INDEED! You: I could tell Stranger: you are a girl You: they way you refer to your vagina You: yes I am Stranger: or else a god troll You: is all wrong Stranger: wtf Stranger: a good troll You: I AM A GOD TROLL! Stranger: YES You: ha ha ha ha! Stranger: BANHAMMER You: BANBANBAN! Stranger: so you are a girl You: yes Stranger: and i am not You: lemme check... You: ... You: ... You: yes Stranger: whats the deal You: I am a girl You: see? Stranger: whats it like to be a girl You: girls is on the interwebs You: um Stranger: i have always wanted to know You: is... You: my boobs get in the way Stranger: mine too You: HAHAHAHA! Stranger: i have moobs You: like, I drop stuff You: and it gets caught on my boobs Stranger: i dont drop stuff You: you lie! Stranger: where are you dropping it from You: my mouth Stranger: awesome You: food crumbs and shit You: I dunno Stranger: ok You: I'm not a good person to ask You: about being a girl Stranger: why not You: I'm gender-queer You: kinda dykeish Stranger: ok You: *shrug* You: and asexual You: so... I dunno how "girls" think You: but I can pretend! Stranger: you know what You: lols! You: whot? Stranger: its all good You: I know! You: oh! Stranger: i know that sounds cliche You: I know that periods SUCK! Stranger: but thats how i live my life You: yeah, me too You: fekit Stranger: i wouldnt know that You: periods are the devil You: if you aren't careful You: you have to do a lot of laundry Stranger: i bet You: and feel like a twat You: but! Stranger: but You: women are "more attractive" during that time You: like Stranger: orly You: science says You: I saw it on discovery Stranger: thats weird You: yeah You: i know! You: like, their voice gets higher You: and skin looks better... You: I don't roll with that Stranger: i feel pregnant You: the hormones make me break out Stranger: i look pregnant You: you gonna have ice-cream's baby? Stranger: yes Stranger: i like to eat You: nice poop to come! You: COMING SOON! Stranger: and sleep You: me too! Stranger: yes You: we should start a club! Stranger: yes You: EPS You: Eat Poo Sleep Stranger: i like that You: word You: I made cookies Stranger: i like cookies You: and some bitch on here stole my recipe You: and ran away Stranger: she must die You: yeah You: I think I scared her You: I said I sent a friend 3 doz. You: she sez, "she must really like you now!" Stranger: you can send me a doz You: and I sez "I hope so 'cause I want her to be dyke for me!" You: no I can't Stranger: lol You: I sent them all to her Stranger: thats ok You: I do has a crush You: she is lovely Stranger: so you like girls Stranger: thats cool You: no You: and yes You: panromantic Stranger: hmmm You: male, female, anything in-between Stranger: that really doubles your chances You: I particularly like cross-dressers You: and transgenders Stranger: u will really like me You: they go through a lot, the trans Stranger: i love to cross dress You: why, is this Pariah? You: OMG! You: YOU DO?! You: please be not lieing! Stranger: well Stranger: i have crossed dressed before You: nothing it more attractive Stranger: but its been awhile You: than a man in a sundress Stranger: yes You: I like Casual Cross Stranger: something frilly Stranger: and lacy You: not the Queen/King aesthetic so much Stranger: naw You: too flashy Stranger: just something light and simple You: yes Stranger: LOL You: you ever read Hitchiker's Guide? Stranger: i am gigglinee Stranger: yes Stranger: all of em You: and you read um... You: ok You: the chapter Stranger: douglass adams rocke You: in Mostly Harmless You: YES HE DO! Stranger: too bad he passed away You: when Arthur bangs Fenchurch You: YES Stranger: he was a great writer Stranger: mostly harmless You: I wanted Arthur in the sundress Stranger: yes Stranger: arthur dent You: yes You: I wanted him in the dress Stranger: did you like the movie Stranger: it wasnt bad You: yeah You: I thought Ford was great Stranger: it was cute Stranger: yes Stranger: mos def You: Mos Def was MOST DEFINATELY RIGHT ON! You: see, is a pun Stranger: lol You: that hanged in thuh air You: much in the way a brick will not Stranger: i liked that dude that play brannigan You: YEAH You: creepy ass fucker! Stranger: he was over the top Stranger: and marvin was good You: totally You: YEAH! You: whassisname! You: Alan Rickman Stranger: yes You: LOVE him Stranger: did you ever pplay the game You: no Stranger: the dos based game Stranger: it rocked You: I heard about it You: never played Stranger: it was so funny You: that's what I hear! You: You: ooh You: Arrested Development! You: MR F! Stranger: oh yeah Stranger: i like the number 42 You: me top Stranger: thats my age You: heh Stranger: and my pants size You: I'm 25 Stranger: lol You: LOL!!! Stranger: i know You: that is NOT my pants size Stranger: i am gigglin Stranger: i giggle like a girl You: you make a good girl You: jeff You: scheeef Stranger: i think so Stranger: SCREFF You: or whatever you said You: SCREFF Stranger: yes Stranger: thats mah name You: i did not wanna scroll up Stranger: that leads to madness You: I have a leather-bound H2G Stranger: wow You: with a misspelled cover You: "Young ZAPHOID Plays it Safe" Stranger: i just have the pb books Stranger: lol You: I had those You: they fell apart Stranger: TYPHOID You: I was at the store, all You: THIS IS MISSPELLED! Stranger: lol You: and they all, LOL NO IT NOT! You: and I was right You: it was right after he died You: I got it for $25 Stranger: it might be worth someting You: it was sad You: nah Stranger: yes Stranger: he was a good guy You: the $ supposed to go UP when they die You: he was a genius Stranger: he was an atheist You: I has Salmon of Doubt Stranger: me 2 You: haven't finished Stranger: its strange You: yeah You: very... You: ecclectic You: Dirk Gently though! Stranger: he makes some good points Stranger: i gots mah dirk You: Dirk is god Stranger: that dude You: he is one hoopy frood Stranger: LOL You: :D Stranger: i could not remember that Stranger: i havent read em in a while You: you sass that Ford Prefect? Stranger: lol You: sass- to know You: or have sex with Stranger: ford You: the prefect Stranger: arthur Stranger: trillian You: Zaphod You: Tricia! Stranger: i like zaphod You: Marvin You: Zaphod was awesome You: but i loved ... You: shit! You: his daughter Stranger: marvin waited 3 million years You: Random something Stranger: yes You: Random Dent Stranger: that was her name You: she broke his watch You: and Fenchurch Stranger: i also like the dude that goes around insulting everyone You: I loved her You: oh! You: um... yes the alien! Stranger: he is immortal You: ha ha ha! Stranger: so thats his job You: You have a bone in your beard Stranger: that adams You: I know You: I'm training it to like being wehere its put Stranger: lol You: Eddies Stranger: Hi! You: where? You: BEHIND THAT SOFA! Stranger: lOL Stranger: i gots to go mah fren You: Eddies in the space-time continum! Stranger: take care Stranger: lol You: what he doing there? You: ok You: you can find me at You: rkmbs.com You: Uschi Stranger: 104 You: tah-tah! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Still talking to this guy: You: hello Stranger: hi Stranger: which your country? You: hello Stranger: hello You: i am maury Stranger: which your country, Japan? You: no, maury You: are you japan Stranger: no Stranger: I'm from Brazil You: hi brazil You: im maury Stranger: Seu país é grande? Stranger: Your country is great? You: yes im great You: 20 centimeters Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: like football? You: no smaller than ball You: not round also Stranger: sorry the question but q continent is your country? You: i dont understand continent You: is like holding water? Stranger: like rock'n'roll? You: yes jerry lee lewis You: buddy hollis You: elvis pralsey You: and you? Stranger: I like Iron Maiden, Oasis, Black Sabbath! You: i like sabbath, do nothing all day You: party on wayne Stranger: is very good You: what else do you You: what else you do Stranger: know something about Brazil? You: you are brazil You: like iron maidem oasis sabbath Stranger: I am a university student, I want to train in psychology! Stranger: yes You: very good! You: I train in gymnasium Stranger: and you, what is? You: im maury You: Stranger: my English is horrible You: im pretty You: i want to run cars You: cars many doors of speed You: do you like? Stranger: what your political view? Stranger: yes Stranger: cars You: like in presidents? Stranger: what is your car? You: my father Stranger: yes You: red beetl volkswagon You: very good You: very fast Stranger: =O You: i like negro president You: osama Stranger: I have my car yet You: what is? Stranger: hahaha You: what is your car? Stranger: I would buy a Honda Civic You: very cool Stranger: most will take some time Stranger: here in Brazil are high taxes You: yes they move fast You: i am tall too You: 2 meters You: i believe in odin and sun jesus, you? Stranger: Jesus Christ? You: yes too Stranger: yes I believe, I'm Catholic You: im maury You: one time i eat tree You: very cool Stranger: you eat trees? You: from tree Stranger: sorry You: it comes down cut it pieces and eat You: make chair You: many things Stranger: in their country, says a lot about global warming? You: we invented You: many things too You: spectacles You: for eyes Stranger: I do not believe it You: why not You: you can buy in store very good You: very strong good for digestion You: dont think? Stranger: you understand me wrong! You: why? Stranger: I do not believe in global warming! You: i know some brazil You: eu som un advogado Stranger: fala português? You: only that Stranger: speak Portuguese? You: its brazil like you You: Stranger: =O Stranger: você tá entendendo o que to escrevendo agora? You: i like salsa and kill bulls with sword Stranger: haha You: do you some times? You: do you go? You: i like dance and fly in the sky Stranger: do what? You: go with bull? Stranger: I like to dance, but never flew You: Stranger: with bull, never tried Stranger: What is your age? You: i see on tv You: im 18 You: i can see those bull no problem You: little kids not Stranger: I also have 18 years You: very good You: slap hands Stranger: you like any sports? You: beside kill bulls You: like small people fighting very much You: and baseball Stranger: never understood how to play baseball right You: dont know to play either You: but very cool to watch You: very sport Stranger: twists to some team? in baseball! You: yes You: twists very cool You: swing too You: charleston You: all things You: dance like maniac Stranger: here in Brazil, the most familiar Football, Voleyboll and Handboll You: football with all the family yes You: it make nice team You: defeat all the others Stranger: the time there where you live? You: april and you? Stranger: no Stranger: I mean the time You: what you mean? You: its very cold sometimes Stranger: here is 01:42 in the morning You: sometimes not You: oh I see You: it's 12:24 You: is always maury time here You: ;o
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyaa
You: hi
You: Have you ever fucked a cat?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Obviously, that wasn't Beardguy.
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Bruce Springsteen
The Wrestler
Have you ever seen a one trick pony in the field so happy and free?
If you've ever seen a one trick pony then you've seen me
Have you ever seen a one-legged dog making its way down the street?
If you've ever seen a one-legged dog then you've seen me
Then you've seen me, I come and stand at every door
Then you've seen me, I always leave with less than I had before
Then you've seen me, bet I can make you smile when the blood, it hits the floor
Tell me, fan, can you ask for anything more?
Tell me can you ask for anything more?
Have you ever seen a scarecrow filled with nothing but dust and wheat?
If you've ever seen that scarecrow then you've seen me
Have you ever seen a one-armed man punching at nothing but the breeze?
If you've ever seen a one-armed man then you've seen me
Then you've seen me, I come and stand at every door
Then you've seen me, I always leave with less than I had before
Then you've seen me, bet I can make you smile when the blood, it hits the floor
Tell me, friend, can you ask for anything more?
Tell me can you ask for anything more?
These things that have comforted me, I drive away
This place that is my home I cannot pay
My only faith's in the broken bones and bruises I display
Have you ever seen a one-legged man trying to dance his way free?
If you've ever seen a one-legged man then you've seen me
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frank has the strangest chats.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello.
You: Hold on... taking a shit.
Stranger: oh alright ill wait.
Stranger: eh while your busy ill clean up the cum.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[4 minutes]
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hold on, taking a shit.
You: Could you get me a spoon?
Stranger: for what
You: it's stuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: jack?
You: Hold on... taking a shit.
Stranger: oh...jack that's tmi
You: Could you get me a spoon?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hold on! I'm almost there...
You: do you have a book?
Stranger: sure
You: good
You: can I borrow it?
Stranger: how?
You: via the interwebs
Stranger: nah
You: you're a right bastard, Jeannine!
You: I try
You: I try so hard ...
You: but the land lady
You: she... she looks at me, you know?
You: I'm a horrible father
You: and I have to stand there!
You: and ...and
You: and nobody LAUGHS
Stranger: freak
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hello, clarise
You: I can smell your cunt
Stranger: I'm dont speak english !
Stranger: =p
You: I will raep you with an chainsaw!
Stranger: _l_
Bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you listen to Huey lewis and the News?
Stranger: no
You: they're a great new band!
You: they really have these edgy lyrics, you know?
You: not just for yuppies
Stranger: maybe i'll check them out.
You: really challenge the established order
You: what's your name?
Stranger: dee. yours?
You: Patrick
Stranger: age?
You: 32
Stranger: 18 here.
You: I got new business cards today/
You: would you like to see them?
You: How about coming to my place later.
Stranger: hahaha right. i'll be right there.
You: We can listen to some Huey Lewis
Stranger: definitely.
Stranger: wait up for me.
You: I have a new sound system
You: I'm a very successful businessman
You: Tell me, do you take care of yourself?
You: Your skin?
Stranger: of course.
You: I make sure my skin is well cared for.
Stranger: that's always good.
You: Do you ever get the urge to just rip someone's intestines out?
Stranger: nope.
You: And watch them slowly die?
Stranger: nahhh, not into that.
You: I think I would like to try some fun things with you.
Stranger: things like that?
You: You can come over
You: I can pop in a CD
You: on my new sound system
You: we can see what happens
You: I have seven mirrors in my bedroom.
You: I can show you them.
Stranger: nice.
You: I have money.
Stranger: i need money.
You: You are a whore, right?
You: You dress like a whore.
Stranger: hahahahaha.
You: Seriously.
You: $200 now
Stranger: where are you?
You: Patrick Bateman
Stranger: you are full of shit
You: I'm a business executive
You: $500 if you can get me off
Stranger: where? pluto?
You: No
You: I can get reservations at Dorcia
You: at the drop of a FUCKING hat!
You: Who the FUCK ARE YOU?!
Stranger: stop being a creeper, this isn't a movie.
You: You can't insult me like that!
You: I'M PATRICK FUCKING BATEMAN!
Stranger: ontd?
You: look
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi I'm David You: hi You: hello Dave Stranger: DAVID You: I can't say that, Dave You: I'm Hal Stranger: Why don't you take a seat right here then. Stranger: Here, have some cookies. You: I do not have the proper functioning mobility for that, Dave. Stranger: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1238902732318.jpgYour conversational partner has disconnected.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oi
You: I'm Batman.
Stranger: I'm Mister Transex
You: no, that's Superman
You: he's about 60 miles north
Stranger: Vc dar a bunda para Ingleses
You: Como esta?
Stranger: Comendo seu rabo todo dia
You: Que pasa, Calavasa?
You: Yo Batman.
Stranger: I'm Transex
You: I'm Batman.
Stranger: I'm the flash is the líder of the Justice League
You: Have you seen Joker?
You: He stole my lunch money.
Stranger: yes, pequenininha mas tenho
You: I see.
You: I will visit the Penguin then.
You: and rape them to justice.
You: anally.
Stranger: e eu como seu rabo até amanhecer
You: No, I'm not jewish.
You: I'm Batman.
Stranger: Vai dar tua bunda rapá
Stranger: Vai durmir
You: I rape all the criminals in Gotham.
Stranger: éééééé
You: They are a cowardly and superstitious lot.
You: I am a creature of the night.
Stranger: Yes
You: I strike fear in the hearts of evil men!
You: and anuses!
You: I
You: AM
You: BAT-MAN!
Stranger: OK, OK OK OK OK OK
YOu ser o Batman que da a bunda e chupa rola
You: Goats?
You: no
You: that's Marvel
Stranger: ok
You: and donkeys
Stranger: Marvel >>> chupa vara
You: si
Stranger: Si >>. Stranger ys bixa
You: speak english, Friend.
You: I'm Batman.
Stranger: speak >>> chupa cú melado de merda
You: Can you say baby-eating-snake-rapist?
You: I'm Batman.
Stranger: vc é o maior Kiter do Dota !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
...what's woth all the fucking Brazilians?!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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YOu ser o Batman que da a bunda e chupa rola
You be the Batman what from the ass & honeysuckle rolled
chupa vera
honeysuckle rod
chupa cú melado de merda
honeysuckle asshole molasses of crap
LOL!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you listen to Huey lewis and the News?
Stranger: no
You: they're a great new band!
You: they really have these edgy lyrics, you know?
You: not just for yuppies
Stranger: maybe i'll check them out.
You: really challenge the established order
You: what's your name?
Stranger: dee. yours?
You: Patrick
Stranger: age?
You: 32
Stranger: 18 here.
You: I got new business cards today/
You: would you like to see them?
You: How about coming to my place later.
Stranger: hahaha right. i'll be right there.
You: We can listen to some Huey Lewis
Stranger: definitely.
Stranger: wait up for me.
You: I have a new sound system
You: I'm a very successful businessman
You: Tell me, do you take care of yourself?
You: Your skin?
Stranger: of course.
You: I make sure my skin is well cared for.
Stranger: that's always good.
You: Do you ever get the urge to just rip someone's intestines out?
Stranger: nope.
You: And watch them slowly die?
Stranger: nahhh, not into that.
You: I think I would like to try some fun things with you.
Stranger: things like that?
You: You can come over
You: I can pop in a CD
You: on my new sound system
You: we can see what happens
You: I have seven mirrors in my bedroom.
You: I can show you them.
Stranger: nice.
You: I have money.
Stranger: i need money.
You: You are a whore, right?
You: You dress like a whore.
Stranger: hahahahaha.
You: Seriously.
You: $200 now
Stranger: where are you?
You: Patrick Bateman
Stranger: you are full of shit
You: I'm a business executive
You: $500 if you can get me off
Stranger: where? pluto?
You: No
You: I can get reservations at Dorcia
You: at the drop of a FUCKING hat!
You: Who the FUCK ARE YOU?!
Stranger: stop being a creeper, this isn't a movie.
You: You can't insult me like that!
You: I'M PATRICK FUCKING BATEMAN!
Stranger: ontd?
You: look
Your conversational partner has disconnected. Aweshome.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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