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Hardee's Western Burger, chef Padma Lakshimi
Who could possibly object to this ?
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it was better the first time it was posted.
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Nokia cel phone commercial
Now these are women who appreciate a good washing machine!
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I can't say I 'object,' but I do call bullshit on her 'story.' She's Indian, and presumably was raised Hindu. No burgers for her.
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I also doubt she got that body from eating greasy 1,000 calorie burgers at Hardee's... But hey, that's just me being a cynic...
"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?"
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Awww. I'm not looking for realism.
I'm just looking at whether it makes the burger look like something I'd want to buy. Or at least catches my interest.
Here's an old favorite from 2007:
Kia, "Maniac" on the sales floor
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gby0zfCYiA One free lunch with a shirtless Joe Mama to whoever posts that properly.
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Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
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Who the fuck wants a hamburger with herpes?
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Who the fuck wants a hamburger with herpes?
Lothar, obviously. Duh.
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I kind of like the Paris Hilton one, for its utter lack of subtlety.
Despite that she's queen of the skanks.
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Betterest ad Not really a sexy ad, and I forget what it's about now. But there's boobies in it.
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Who can complain about full frontal nudity?
montage of sexy beer commercials
Because gorgeous women in bikinis are always drawn to men laying around drunk on beer!
Only in a beer commercial...
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That last one was tailor-made for the Kamphausen boards !
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And I hope Beardguy's lurking to appreciate this one:
all new Kia Soul, hamster commercial
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Saw this commercial during Lost a couple weeks ago
Most people that have seen it can't believe they got away with it. I think its hilarious.
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I didn't quite get the "got away with it" element. She shaved and then met another girl to go shopping. was that a hint of lesbianism or something?
In any case, the girl was pretty.
In that same mode, here's a sexy Veet commercial with Alyssa Milano:
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I always liked this Verizon commercial, with the fake army of service techs, that fall like dominos when examined by the wary consumer.
Verizon network, "We're working on it"
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I'm afraid to watch those. Are there any peni in them?
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I'm afraid to watch those. Are there any peni in them?
Probably. So don't be afraid, watch them as many times as you like.
(See, it's funny because both Wonder Boy and Rex love the cock...
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It's
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These "A T & T laptop connect card"
series of commercials with Bill Kurtis are very funny.
I love the way he lunges and makes Mayweather flinch at the end !
Great stuff.
I couldn't find them, but the two best are where Kurtis (1) is at the North Pole with a Yeti building an igloo in the background, and (2) Kurtis is in remote Ireland with a leprechaun, rainbow and pot of gold in the background.
Both commercials projecting the idea that A T & T service is available in the remotest and even
mythological of places !
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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ! All hail King Snarf!