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Hardee's Western Burger, chef Padma Lakshimi


Who could possibly object to this ?

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it was better the first time it was posted.


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Nokia cel phone commercial




Now these are women who appreciate a good washing machine!





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 Originally Posted By: Wonder Boy




Who could possibly object to this ?


I can't say I 'object,' but I do call bullshit on her 'story.' She's Indian, and presumably was raised Hindu. No burgers for her.

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I also doubt she got that body from eating greasy 1,000 calorie burgers at Hardee's...

But hey, that's just me being a cynic...


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Awww. I'm not looking for realism.

I'm just looking at whether it makes the burger look like something I'd want to buy. Or at least catches my interest.






Here's an old favorite from 2007:

Kia, "Maniac" on the sales floor

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One free lunch with a shirtless Joe Mama to whoever posts that properly.

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You win the lunch, Lothie-Poo!


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama


Who the fuck wants a hamburger with herpes?

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Who the fuck wants a hamburger with herpes?


Lothar, obviously. Duh.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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\:lol\:

I kind of like the Paris Hilton one, for its utter lack of subtlety.

Despite that she's queen of the skanks.

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Betterest ad

Not really a sexy ad, and I forget what it's about now. But there's boobies in it.

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Who can complain about full frontal nudity?


montage of sexy beer commercials



Because gorgeous women in bikinis are always drawn to men laying around drunk on beer!
Only in a beer commercial...






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That last one was tailor-made for the Kamphausen boards !

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"best car commercial ever", Mercedes commercial

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And I hope Beardguy's lurking to appreciate this one:

all new Kia Soul, hamster commercial

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Another classic, the squirrels up to mischief in a Geico commercial:


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Saw this commercial during Lost a couple weeks ago





Most people that have seen it can't believe they got away with it. I think its hilarious.


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I didn't quite get the "got away with it" element. She shaved and then met another girl to go shopping. was that a hint of lesbianism or something?

In any case, the girl was pretty.




In that same mode, here's a sexy Veet commercial with Alyssa Milano:





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Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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More Alyssa:


Alyssa Milano, 2nd Veet commercial







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I always liked this Verizon commercial, with the fake army of service techs, that fall like dominos when examined by the wary consumer.

Verizon network, "We're working on it"









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A commercial that was custom-made for me !

"The Dave Aisle"
http://www.progressivecommercial.com/hub/videos.aspx

others:

Progressive: "Uh... it's a European carry bag" /purse



Progressive: Flo helping businesses

http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7kfA/progressive-commercial-auto-featuring-flo

\:lol\:
I love her in the sandwich truck screaming in Korean, then making a face like she has no idea what she just said.







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Sexy girl in skirt in office, on copy machine(Haarscherp copy paper)



Sex on the plane (Don't judge too quickly, Ameriquest Mortgage)


French commercial, guy on plane takes cel phone photos of himself with sleeping beautiful girl (Vodafone commercial)

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Accuserve, copier repair commercial








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Isenbeck beer ad:

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Dos Equis beer ad:


Starring the Most Interesting Man in the World

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A & W rootbeer commercial, job interview with Mr. Dumass







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Progressive, Vodoo on cheating ex-boyfriend

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A couple of funny Wii commercials:


Banned Wii Nintendo commercial



Wii vs Playstation 2 commercial




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I'm afraid to watch those. Are there any peni in them?


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 Originally Posted By: rex
I'm afraid to watch those. Are there any peni in them?


Probably. So don't be afraid, watch them as many times as you like.

(See, it's funny because both Wonder Boy and Rex love the cock... \:lol\:)


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and each other.

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 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
and each other.


It's \:lol\: cuz it's


Uschi said:
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These "A T & T laptop connect card" series of commercials with Bill Kurtis are very funny.



I love the way he lunges and makes Mayweather flinch at the end !
Great stuff.

I couldn't find them, but the two best are where Kurtis (1) is at the North Pole with a Yeti building an igloo in the background, and (2) Kurtis is in remote Ireland with a leprechaun, rainbow and pot of gold in the background.
Both commercials projecting the idea that A T & T service is available in the remotest and even mythological of places ! \:lol\:

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Some Jessica Alba picks:


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Chanel Rouge allure (Jessica Alba?)

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Jessica Alba commercial





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One of my favorite commercials.



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