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Hardee's Western Burger, chef Padma Lakshimi
Who could possibly object to this ?
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it was better the first time it was posted.
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Nokia cel phone commercial
Now these are women who appreciate a good washing machine!
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I can't say I 'object,' but I do call bullshit on her 'story.' She's Indian, and presumably was raised Hindu. No burgers for her.
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I also doubt she got that body from eating greasy 1,000 calorie burgers at Hardee's... But hey, that's just me being a cynic...
"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?"
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Awww. I'm not looking for realism.
I'm just looking at whether it makes the burger look like something I'd want to buy. Or at least catches my interest.
Here's an old favorite from 2007:
Kia, "Maniac" on the sales floor
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gby0zfCYiA One free lunch with a shirtless Joe Mama to whoever posts that properly.
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Who the fuck wants a hamburger with herpes?
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Who the fuck wants a hamburger with herpes?
Lothar, obviously. Duh.
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I kind of like the Paris Hilton one, for its utter lack of subtlety.
Despite that she's queen of the skanks.
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Betterest ad Not really a sexy ad, and I forget what it's about now. But there's boobies in it.
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Who can complain about full frontal nudity?
montage of sexy beer commercials
Because gorgeous women in bikinis are always drawn to men laying around drunk on beer!
Only in a beer commercial...
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That last one was tailor-made for the Kamphausen boards !
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And I hope Beardguy's lurking to appreciate this one:
all new Kia Soul, hamster commercial
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Saw this commercial during Lost a couple weeks ago
Most people that have seen it can't believe they got away with it. I think its hilarious.
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I didn't quite get the "got away with it" element. She shaved and then met another girl to go shopping. was that a hint of lesbianism or something?
In any case, the girl was pretty.
In that same mode, here's a sexy Veet commercial with Alyssa Milano:
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I always liked this Verizon commercial, with the fake army of service techs, that fall like dominos when examined by the wary consumer.
Verizon network, "We're working on it"
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I'm afraid to watch those. Are there any peni in them?
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I'm afraid to watch those. Are there any peni in them?
Probably. So don't be afraid, watch them as many times as you like.
(See, it's funny because both Wonder Boy and Rex love the cock...
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These "A T & T laptop connect card"
series of commercials with Bill Kurtis are very funny.
I love the way he lunges and makes Mayweather flinch at the end !
Great stuff.
I couldn't find them, but the two best are where Kurtis (1) is at the North Pole with a Yeti building an igloo in the background, and (2) Kurtis is in remote Ireland with a leprechaun, rainbow and pot of gold in the background.
Both commercials projecting the idea that A T & T service is available in the remotest and even
mythological of places !
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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ! All hail King Snarf!
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Youtube clips of bouncing peni in the womens forum. Youtube clips of attractive women in the media forum. Doesn't make sense.
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Who the fuck wants a hamburger with herpes?
Lothar, obviously. Duh.
Strap on six condoms and go to town on her!
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Who the fuck wants a hamburger with herpes?
Lothar, obviously. Duh.
Strap on six condoms and go to town on her!
Clearly you aren't aware of her super herpes.
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My appreciation is enhanced by the accompanying "Slow Ride" song by Foghat.
Foghat Live was one of the first two albums I ever bought, back in 1977.
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thanks for the update, beardguy.
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Carl's Jr definitely makes some consistently fun, sexy, and well-produced ads.
There's also a fun "mafia" commercial that Carl's Jr pulled, because it was considered potentially offensive to Italians.
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A funny Fiber One cereal commercial (guy keeps coming back to mooch free samples) :
One of a series featuring a quirky and possibly psychic spokesman.
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Keystone beer, "Keith Stone" gets girl out of tree "Ooo, Keith Stone...you're so smooth."
"Always."
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Could you be anymore white trash?
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I guess that's how a wack job like you would see it, rex.
The rest of us see a loving father, whose daughter is growing up, and he protectively still sees her as his little girl, presented with a great mix of paternal warmth and humor.
It's an exceptionally well done commercial.
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That bitch is so hot I almost want to buy Keystone Light. But it tastes like shit so I won't.
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That bitch is so hot I almost want to buy Keystone Light. But it tastes like shit so I won't.
Yeah, in Youtube comments for one of these commercials, one guy called it PEESTONE.
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Women and boobies aside (how did we wind up there?) Since when was the host of Top Chef considered to be a "culinary expert." Anybody could to Padma's job, anybody!
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Ah, but could they do it as... voluptuously?
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Allstate: "protect yourself from mayhem... like me" emotionally compromised teenage girl commercial
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Fuck you rex. Just because you're a soulless bastard doesn't mean that's not funny.
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Its a sad rip off of the old spice commercials.
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I haven't seen it so I don't care
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I hate this commercial. He dreams all these great things, but the car of his dreams is a Kia?
Really?
I guess it kinda makes sense because he also dreams of modern day Motley Crue, instead of in their prime.
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I also hate the one where the unwashed European chick puts her dysentery fingers in that guys coffee. I think it's for Fiat.
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The Winston Flintstones commercial is fun, and deliciously un-PC. I love the Kia commercial because of the over-the-top dream elements. Kia has a consistently good run of commercials, regardless of their cars. (See the Flashdance "Maniac" commercial, and the Kia Soul hamster commercials.)
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I also hate the one where the unwashed European chick puts her dysentery fingers in that guys coffee. I think it's for Fiat.
The worst one is the J-Lo one where she drives a Fiat in her old neighborhood. Like A) she drives herself, B) she owns a fucking Fiat, and C) she's leaving her plush Malibu mansion to go back to the shithole neighborhood she's from.
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It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
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Sandals hotel commercial, "Do it all again" I love the Sandals commercials, beautifully produced.
Like a 30-second vacation every time they're on.
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Getting back to the Hardees commercials that started this topic:
BBQ's best pair: Carl's Jr and Hardees commercial
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regardless of the bad photoshop job, I doubt an actual billboard like that would exist without people complaining up the wazoo.
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regardless of the bad photoshop job, I doubt an actual billboard like that would exist without people complaining up the wazoo.
I wondered when someone would notice that.
Still, it's pretty damn funny.
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Wheat Thins night-vision goggles/Yeti commercial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf4sLJi-dIM
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A T & T, ask the supervisor, no catch commercial The girl in this series of commercials is
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Best Sexy Commercials 2 :
A montage of mostly Carl's Jr ads, some of which I haven't seen before. They remain the masters of humorously over-the-top sexual exploitation in their ads.
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Progressive insurance, "nightmare" commercial
Love the dummy!
And the dream inside a dream effect.
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I actually never saw that UPS one until you posted it.
Pretty funny.
This is my current favorite:
Geico "Fish story" commercial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfBSPyCPVsE
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God bless! Somehow Asian women from the old country project a culturally bred modesty that Asian-American women do not. This video captures that quality well.
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Really surprised WB would ever endorse any commercial from a company that calls itself "progressive."
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Doing a search for Progressive on Youtube pulled up a lot of material that makes my blood boil!
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This "steady is exciting" ad for Glucerna cracks me up every time I watch it.
http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7iQZ/glucerna-bull-riding-song-by-foghat My appreciation is enhanced by the use of Foghat's "slow ride" in the ad. Foghat is one of my early favorite groups, and Foghat Live was one of the first two albums I ever bought.
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Oreo "Wonderfilled" commercial
A great commercial, that has a feel like one of the Christmas specials we all grew up with, but also introspective on the meaning of Christmas.
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I somehow remembered this ad and pulled it up to see again on Youtube :
Hulu commercial - Alec Baldwin VIDEO
I loved the concept, of aliens plotting to use Hulu, to incite humans worldwide into binge-watching re-runs, to turn humans' brains into protoplasmic goo, as a precursor to aliens taking over the planet. Clever and funny.
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Updating the diasbled link in the opening post:
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One free lunch with a shirtless Joe Mama to whoever posts that properly.
Paris Hilton, Carls Jr hamburger commercial VIDEO
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Freshpet commercial VIDEO
"You were so right about her..."
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Saw this commercial during Lost a couple weeks ago
Schick Quattro trimstyle for women commercial
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Most people that have seen it can't believe they got away with it. I think its hilarious.
It took me a second to catch the trimming a bush into a triangle reference.
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In that same mode, here's a sexy
Veet commercial , with Alyssa Milano:
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A few new old commercials, from Dairy Queen (from about the hime hey started promoting themselves as DQ, And I loved the playful absurdity of them, with which they'd always conclude, "So good it's ri-DQ-lous."
he ad campaaign didn't last long, I didn't get the impression it was commercially sucessful, but I loved them.
Dairy Queen - Growing", 11-1 2012 VIDEO
Dairy Queen Commercial - Hiking VIDEO
Dairy Queen -Fencing VIDEO
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Somehow this one was the best of them for me. Quirky and delightfully odd.
"Growing friends" was I think my other favorite.
Dairy Queen Commercial - Guitar That Sounds Like Dolphins VIDEO
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Anoher Dairy Queen commercial. Not from the same ad campaign, but also very funny.
A father-son scenario, with dad trying to incentivize his sports-challenged son to perform better, with a promised trip to Dairy Queen for a treat if he scores, that goes horribly wrong :
Dairy Queen commercial - Hoops VIDEO
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"Robots", Discover card commercial - featuring Jennifer Coolidge
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"How would I prove that I'm not?!?"