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So. I moved into an apartment complex recently. Heard some shouting and ignored it tonight. Then two guys came outside and I heard a loud "THUD!" on the patio outside my door. My stupid ass grabs my cell phone and looks outside. One guy had shoved the other down and had a knife. Upon seeing the knife, I grab the trusty 12-gauge by my door. So, I panicked. I was still inside my apartment, door ajar. I hadn't done anything wrong.
But then the guy on the ground gets up and tries grabbing the gun. Thankfully, the chamber was empty, the breech open, and my hand wrapped around the magazine tube in front of the forearm. In other words, he'd have to break my hand in order to chamber a shell, and even if he did, he'd have to cycle the action once again to actually chamber a round. I struggled with the fuckhead INSIDE MY APARTMENT for about five minutes before the cops show. Turns out fuckhead with knife sells pot, and fuckhead in my apartment tried stealing his pot. And fuckhead with shotgun basically gave up on trying to quit smoking for a night.
It's now 6 AM and the adrenaline rush has finally begun to subside. Too bad I need to go to work in 2 hours.
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So. I moved into an apartment complex recently. Heard some shouting and ignored it tonight. Then two guys came outside and I heard a loud "THUD!" on the patio outside my door. My stupid ass grabs my cell phone and looks outside. One guy had shoved the other down and had a knife. Upon seeing the knife, I grab the trusty 12-gauge by my door. So, I panicked. I was still inside my apartment, door ajar. I hadn't done anything wrong.
But then the guy on the ground gets up and tries grabbing the gun. Thankfully, the chamber was empty, the breech open, and my hand wrapped around the magazine tube in front of the forearm. In other words, he'd have to break my hand in order to chamber a shell, and even if he did, he'd have to cycle the action once again to actually chamber a round. I struggled with the fuckhead INSIDE MY APARTMENT for about five minutes before the cops show. Turns out fuckhead with knife sells pot, and fuckhead in my apartment tried stealing his pot. And fuckhead with shotgun basically gave up on trying to quit smoking for a night.
It's now 6 AM and the adrenaline rush has finally begun to subside. Too bad I need to go to work in 2 hours. Wow dude. You really want to be killed by your own firearm.
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If the story is true PCgay is a even bigger dipshit than before. If you aren't man enough to handle your gun, you should get rid of it.
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Erh. I can handle both of my guns just fine. Except when some random idiot is standing in my apartment trying to shoot someone, remaining in control is a bit trickier than it seems.
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Nope a responsible gun owner never is in a position to let someone grab his weapon. Your just a kid that thinks he can handle a gun. Your story proves it.
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Erh. I can handle both of my guns just fine. Except when some random idiot is standing in my apartment trying to shoot someone, remaining in control is a bit trickier than it seems. Do you not have locks?
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The dude is leaving his gun laying around where anyone can grab it, do you really think he's smart enough to lock the door?
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I actually keep it in the coat closet. The .40 also remains loaded in an undisclosed location.
And Rex, you're a moron.
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Really because in your story the guy had a hold of your gun?
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Yes, because I'd just opened the closet door and grabbed it. From right by my front door.
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Why were these people in your house?
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Yes, because I'd just opened the closet door and grabbed it. From right by my front door. then you are irresponsible. You dont grab for a gun when you are in position to lose the weapon. There is more to being a responsible gun owner than knowing where your gun is. You could have cost several people their lives. It's guys like you that give gun owners a bad name. Go sell your weapons now before you ruin it for the rest of us.
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Its obvious PCGay is a kid thats in over his head with his gun.
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This story is, at best, suspect (wasn't PCG the guy who supposedly killed himself, according to his "brother?"). At worst, it makes the case for gun control since there's no way this moron should be owning one, much less multiple. Idiot.
And, for the record, I'm not in favor of gun control - as a new home owner (tee hee!), I want the ability to protect my home by any means necessary.
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PCgay shouldn't even be allowed to own sporks.
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This story is, at best, suspect (wasn't PCG the guy who supposedly killed himself, according to his "brother?"). At worst, it makes the case for gun control since there's no way this moron should be owning one, much less multiple. Idiot.
And, for the record, I'm not in favor of gun control - as a new home owner (tee hee!), I want the ability to protect my home by any means necessary. I agree the story is suspect, and as you say this moron makes the case for gun control.
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This story is, at best, suspect (wasn't PCG the guy who supposedly killed himself, according to his "brother?"). At worst, it makes the case for gun control since there's no way this moron should be owning one, much less multiple. Idiot.
And, for the record, I'm not in favor of gun control - as a new home owner (tee hee!), I want the ability to protect my home by any means necessary. I agree the story is suspect, and as you say this moron makes the case for birth control.
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I think we broke him again
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I pity all you people in America that you live in a country that lets a total twat like PCGay own a gun.
If he doesnt kill himself, he is likely to either end up killing someone else or being responsible for it because he doesnt keep his guns in a safe secure place.
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We let people like him own guns because he's more like to kill himself.
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It didn't work the last time though.
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Maybe it was a fake internet shotgun in his closet, and there was a fake internet fight outside!
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PCG wouldn't make something like that up would he?
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