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My fiancee's sisters wedding.
One of the best receptions I've ever had the pleasure of attending.
Rolled a bunch in advance and headed out.
Cocktail hour, open bar.I did the one slow dance I promised my woman so I'm done with dancing forever.
She said one, she got one. End of contractual obligation.
I kinda feel wierd. My woman got drunker than I did. However she didn't find the balls to sneak some smoke so close to her family.
I don't think I've stopped parting yet.
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I've been to more than 100 wedding receptions! It's true!
They suck.
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That's enough to make someone cry. ![[eh?]](images/icons/confused.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
I've been to more than 100 wedding receptions! It's true!
They suck.
I've probably been close to that many too. Mine is 11 months away. ![[izzat so?]](graemlins/zatso.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by Ultimate Jaburg53:
My fiancee's sisters wedding.
One of the best receptions I've ever had the pleasure of attending.
Rolled a bunch in advance and headed out.
Cocktail hour, open bar.I did the one slow dance I promised my woman so I'm done with dancing forever.
She said one, she got one. End of contractual obligation.
I kinda feel wierd. My woman got drunker than I did. However she didn't find the balls to sneak some smoke so close to her family.
I don't think I've stopped parting yet.
Did you get naked and make a scene?
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I haven't been invited to such an event maybe I should make a point of getting friends one of these days.
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quote:
Originally posted by Polar Boy:
I haven't been invited to such an event maybe I should make a point of getting friends one of these days.
Maybe I'll invite you to mine. ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
I've been to more than 100 wedding receptions! It's true!
They suck.
I've probably been close to that many too. Mine is 11 months away.
It am nice that you and your boyfriend have set a date.
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iwent to a wedding where i marryed CourtneyCox!1 ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif)
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I go to wedding receptions sometimes. They do indeed suck.
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quote:
Originally posted by URG:
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Originally posted by PJP:
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Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
I've been to more than 100 wedding receptions! It's true!
They suck.
I've probably been close to that many too. Mine is 11 months away.
It am nice that you and your boyfriend have set a date.
It am called Life Partner.
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You wrote turd in the thread title. hee hee hee!
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Well, now, THAT's just rude.
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That's nicer. Now straighten your tie and elbows OFF the table, mister!
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quote:
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Originally posted by PJP:
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Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
I've been to more than 100 wedding receptions! It's true!
They suck.
I've probably been close to that many too. Mine is 11 months away.
It am nice that you and your boyfriend have set a date.
It am called Life Partner.
URG am used to have a life.Than one day URG am got a job got a wife,and got a kid and life go away. ![[sad]](images/icons/frown.gif)
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Almost got married. Had to break it off when things got out of control...and by out of control I mean her dad controlled every facet of the relationship including our "dates"...
Remember, we're both in our 20's
1)couldn't be in the same room together unless a parent was within visual distance
2) couldn't go out alone or with friends unless at least one parent was there
3)couldn't see rated R movies
4)she had to buy phone cards if she wanted to call me because of local long distance rates
Also...
I became an "alcoholic" simply because I drank beer more than twice a month, I had my dad help me buy a car and not her dad,I bought premium sound equipment for my car and not on-sale merchandise from a magazine, I didn't make enough money to support her, I was still in school, I didn't have my loans paid off, she said she didn't trust me (for no reason whatsoever) and much more. Not to say I didn't have my own little relationship fuck-up moments, but if I didn't have so much fucking pressure on me from all sides I probably wouldn't have had that mental breakdown and flunked school and had to have counseling and medication.
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quote:
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Originally posted by PJP:
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Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
I've been to more than 100 wedding receptions! It's true!
They suck.
I've probably been close to that many too. Mine is 11 months away.
It am nice that you and your boyfriend have set a date.
It am called Life Partner.
URG am used to have a life.Than one day URG am got a job got a wife,and got a kid and life go away.
Don't am tell me that. Are you am trying to scare me?
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 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ULTIMATE JABURG53!!!!!
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Almost got married. Had to break it off when things got out of control...and by out of control I mean her dad controlled every facet of the relationship including our "dates"...
Remember, we're both in our 20's
1)couldn't be in the same room together unless a parent was within visual distance
2) couldn't go out alone or with friends unless at least one parent was there
3)couldn't see rated R movies
4)she had to buy phone cards if she wanted to call me because of local long distance rates
Also...
I became an "alcoholic" simply because I drank beer more than twice a month, I had my dad help me buy a car and not her dad,I bought premium sound equipment for my car and not on-sale merchandise from a magazine, I didn't make enough money to support her, I was still in school, I didn't have my loans paid off, she said she didn't trust me (for no reason whatsoever) and much more. Not to say I didn't have my own little relationship fuck-up moments, but if I didn't have so much fucking pressure on me from all sides I probably wouldn't have had that mental breakdown and flunked school and had to have counseling and medication.
Count yourself lucky, dude. Very lucky.
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REM
Bad Day
A public service announcement followed me home the other day.
I paid it nevermind. Go Away.
Shits so thick you could stir it with a stick-free Teflon whitewashed presidency.
We're sick of being jerked around.
Wear that on your sleeve.
Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
We're sick of being jerked around.
We all fall down.
Have you ever seen the televised St. vitus subcommittee prize
Investigation dance? Those ants in pants glances.
Well,look behind the eyes.
It's a hallowed hollow anesthetized
"save my own ass, screw these guys"
smoke and mirror lock down.
Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
The Papers wouldn't lie!
I sigh, Not one more.
It's been a bad day.
Please don't take a picture.
It's been a bad day.
Please.
We're dug in deep the price is steep.
The auctioneer is such a creep.
The lights went out, the oil ran dry
We blamed it on the other guy
Sure, all men are created equal.
Heres the church, heres the steeple
Please stay tuned-we cut to sequel
ashes, ashes, we all fall down.
Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
Ignore the lower fear
Ugh, this means war.
It's been a bad day.
Please don't take a picture.
It's been a bad day.
Please.
Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
We're sick of being jerked around.
We all fall down.
It's been a bad day...
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Daylight Saving Time, or DST, is the period of the year when clocks are moved one hour ahead. In the United States, this has the effect of creating more sunlit hours in the evening during months when the weather is the warmest. We advance our clocks ahead one hour at the beginning of DST, and move them back one hour ("spring forward, fall back") when we return to Standard Time (ST). This has the effect of moving one hour of daylight from the morning to the evening.DST was formally introduced in the United States in 1918. Today, most of the country and its territories observe DST. However, DST is not observed in Hawaii, American Samoa, Guam, Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands and the state of Arizona (with the exception of the Navajo Indian Reservation, which does observe DST).Daylight Saving Time and time zones are regulated by the U. S. Department of Transportation, not by NIST. However, as an official timekeeper for the United States, NIST observes all rules regarding DST when it distributes time-of-day information to the public.
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