PJP sez:

"The only problem is that he's falling asleep BEFORE he finishes. His bitches need to realize that they have a limited amount of time to bring him to completion. Those lazy bitches need to work harder.

Also, Lothar, you're a gay douche nozzle. You're not a douche - the part that contains the orifice cleaning liquid. You're the actual nozzle - the part that gets inserted into the orifice. And, as a gay douche nozzle, you are regularly inserted into the anus of gay men. Beardguy, Klinton, and Chris Oakley want your phone number."

Okay, I added the last part, but PJP's advice is still pretty damned sound.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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