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Re: omegle Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #1099829 2010-01-03 6:41 PM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	You: Rent a flat above a shop Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Re: omegle Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #1099830 2010-01-03 6:42 PM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	Stranger: hi You: Cut your hair and get a job Stranger: yes you too You: Smoke some fags and play some pool Stranger: motherfucker Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Re: omegle Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #1099831 2010-01-03 6:43 PM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	You: Pretend you never went to school Stranger: why? You: But still you'll never get it right You: Cause when you're laying there at night, watching croaches climb the wall You: If you called your dad he could stop it all Stranger: its a song You have disconnected.

Re: omegle Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #1099832 2010-01-03 6:48 PM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	You: You'll never live like common people. Stranger: I already do You: You'll never do what common people do! Stranger: I am common people You: no, you'll never fail like common people... Stranger: I probably will You: you'll never watch your life slide out of view You: and dance and drink and screw Stranger: How does life slides out of view You: just cos there's nothing else to do Stranger: are you quoting song lyrics You have disconnected.

Re: omegle Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #1099833 2010-01-03 6:50 PM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	Stranger: hey You: Sing along with the common people! You: Sing along and it might just get you through

Re: omegle Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #1099834 2010-01-03 6:52 PM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	You: Laugh along with the common people Stranger: i am japanese You: Laugh along even though they're laughing at you Stranger: yes You: And the stupid things that you do You: Just because you think that poor is cool Stranger: yes Stranger: i did

Re: omegle Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #1099835 2010-01-03 6:53 PM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	You: like a dog lying in the corner Stranger: hi, do you know who the maine are? You: they will bite you and never warn you Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Re: omegle Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #1099836 2010-01-03 6:53 PM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	Stranger: are u a cow Stranger: ? You: look out, they'll tear your insides out! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Re: omegle Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #1099837 2010-01-03 6:54 PM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	Stranger: Hey You: cos everybody hates a tourist Stranger: yep Stranger: londeangelgirl.on.nimp.org Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Re: omegle Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #1099838 2010-01-03 6:56 PM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	You: especially one who thinks it's all such a laugh Stranger: And a big HELLO to you too. You: and the chip stains and grease will come out in the bath Stranger: Shut the fuck up. You: you will never understand You: how it feels to live your life with no meaning or control You: and with nowhere left to go You: you are amazed that they exist Stranger: Are you high or something? You: and they burn so bright whilst you can only wonder why Stranger: Fancy a fight? You: You'll never live like common people You: you'll never do what common people do You: you'll never fail like common people Stranger: SHUT THE FUCK UP! You: you'll never watch your life slide out of view You: and dance Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Re: omegle Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #1099839 2010-01-03 6:57 PM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	Stranger: hey You: and drink Stranger: applejuice You: and screw You: just cos there's nothing else to do Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Re: omegle Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #1099840 2010-01-03 7:01 PM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	You: Hola! Stranger: hola You: como estas? Stranger: estoy muy bien. y tu? You: muy bien tambien! You: donde vives? Stranger: vivo en los estados unidos. donde vives? You: en los estados unidos tambien. You: en california Stranger: que interesante Stranger: yo vivo en ohio You: que bien. cuál es tu raza? Stranger: soy blanco You: Good, I hate Mexicans. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Re: omegle Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #1099841 2010-01-03 7:07 PM
Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver rex OP Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
OP rex Who will I break next? 15000+ posts Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: mxy? Stranger: m/f You: mxy? Stranger: what? You: mxy? Your conversational partner has disconnected. November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.

Re: omegle rex #1099842 2010-01-03 7:09 PM
Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver rex OP Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
OP rex Who will I break next? 15000+ posts Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: mxy? Stranger: what????/ You: mxy? Stranger: what????/ You: mxy? Stranger: what????/ You: mxy? Stranger: what????/ You: mxy? Stranger: what????/ You: mxy? Stranger: what????/ You: mxy? Stranger: what????/ You: mxy? Stranger: what????/ You: mxy? Stranger: what????/ You: mxy? Stranger: YOU FUKKIN GAY FAGGOT, GET A LIFE AND HAVE A FUN CHAT!! DUMB FUKK You: rob is gay. You: I win! You have disconnected. November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.

Re: omegle rex #1099843 2010-01-03 7:25 PM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	That last one was me.

Re: omegle Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #1099844 2010-01-03 7:25 PM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: JARDES FROM LONDON? You: yes Stranger: reallyy? Stranger: hahah You: yeah, that's my name You: why? Stranger: $\:\($ Stranger: liar You: ? You: that's my name You: and I'm from London You: so uh yeah, that's me. You: why? Stranger: it can't!! You: ...why? Stranger: i'm shocked You: I'm jardes You: please to meet you Stranger: no, if it really would be your name u was more surprised You: why? You: you can see it in my profile or something Stranger: it's too weird Stranger: what profile? Stranger: give me some You: I don't know, my facebook profile or whatever Stranger: duh You: give you some what? Stranger: some profile! Stranger: i'm not pervert Stranger: yhyy Stranger: byeee Stranger: or ? You: but you already saw it? Stranger: what i saw? You: my profile You: otherwise how did you guess my name? You: it's not that common Stranger: i'm looking for my friend from here! You: what friend? Stranger: and it's just code name and location You: haha what?? Stranger: My friend. She is really girl. Stranger: yeah You: hahaha my name and city are a codename? Stranger: we made it up some time ago You: why the fuck? You: hahahaha You: I'm laughing my ass off You: why did you choose that name and that location??? Stranger: i don't know! You: dan? Stranger: it just came You: you're dan adler You: hahahahahahhahahaha Stranger: noo? You: you had me going You: hahahahah Stranger: I'm girl thanks a lot You: good one mate You: hahahahaha Stranger: No that's annoying! Stranger: i'm not You: I was starting to wonder how you saw my profile You: there's no link here as far as I know Stranger: oh fu! You: but it's obvious that it's you Stranger: i'm not some dan You: sure lol You: ok then who are you? Stranger: and how on earth could i know it's u in here? Stranger: in OMEGLE? Stranger: suh You: i don't know, it's my first time here You: I'm sure there are ways Stranger: i can see that You: besides my facebook is on right now so I'm sure there's like some way to see what I'm doing right? Stranger: u know, u can't see any information about me and i can't find anything about u Stranger: 5038 users online You: then how did you know my name? Stranger: ! haloo Stranger: It's THAT CODE NAME You: sure Stranger: it's inside thing You: ok sure You: whatever you say Stranger: we were bowling on that name You: who is this really? Stranger: SONJA You: I don't know any sonjas You: wait You: are you brian k's girl? Stranger: well, I DON'T KNOW U EITHER Stranger: NOOOO Stranger: I'm from finland?? Stranger: u can see my mispelling You: no brian k's girl is from manchester You: she works at a record shop Stranger: INTERESTING You: I'm very confused Stranger: i can see that You: this is strange You: so it was really just a codename? Stranger: yeaaah!!! You: I still don't understand why on earth anyone would pick a codename like that You: I mean of all the things you could pick You: I feel a little flattered to be frank, but also quite freaked out Stranger: nobody can't understand our things Stranger: i suppose that jardes is boy's name? 'cause one guy said it's girls name You: haha no, I'm most definitely a boy You: I've never met a girl by that name Stranger: and u really r from london? You: yeah You: I mean Stranger: weird You: I was born in Sussex, but I moved in after finishing grade school You: so yeah, I've lived in london for about five years Stranger: scary You: I still think you're putting me on haha Stranger: I'm nooot! Stranger: c'moon You: your friend won't believe you when you tell her Stranger: i know! Stranger: but REALLY? You: you tell me You: you REALLY don't know me? Stranger: I don't! how could i? i'm here in Finland You: oh well, I guess stranger things have happened right? Stranger: it seems like that. Stranger: but wow Stranger: hmmmm Stranger: but still i just can't believe u Stranger: sorry. Stranger: but maybe i have to keep looking You: look, you can add me on FB if you want You: I gotta go too Stranger: Ok Stranger: your name? You: I'm Jardes Mingozzi Stranger: ok wait a second You: add me and you'll see I'm real Stranger: ok i sent that friend thing Stranger: creepy You: ok I'll get back to you later Stranger: yeah Stranger: byee You: hahahha tell me about it! You: seeya! Stranger: i have to find her You: ok good luck You have disconnected.

Re: omegle Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #1099845 2010-01-03 7:29 PM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	I think the guy I picked is from Italy or Spain, but his profile picture shows him next to an english phonebooth, so she'll buy it for a couple of minutes at least.

Re: omegle Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #1099854 2010-01-03 9:31 PM
Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,824 Likes: 6 Fuckingham Palace! Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,824 Likes: 6 Fuckingham Palace!	Stranger: hiii Stranger: im 11 :D You: I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful. All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen. Stranger: its ok You: $\:\($ Stranger: well theres not much can say cuz im only 11 $\:p$ You: I think I might be gay. Stranger: well im sorry You: So am I You: I may just kill myself Stranger: noooo Stranger: dont kill urself You: for real this time You: not like last timer You: that was just to get attention Stranger: oo Stranger: well byebye Your conversational partner has disconnected. Snarf is shit. His death will be rejoiced!

Re: omegle rex #1100973 2010-01-11 6:36 AM
Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,300 Likes: 26 High above it all... MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts
MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,300 Likes: 26 High above it all...	Frank Burns is a twat. -MisterJLA "Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] [/center] [center][/center]

Re: omegle MisterJLA #1101807 2010-01-16 8:04 AM
Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 18,158 Frank Burns The alt 15000+ posts
Frank Burns The alt 15000+ posts Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 18,158	"You might break out in a sweat and die." -- The Thin Man Goes Home

Re: omegle MisterJLA #1101967 2010-01-17 7:02 PM
Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,824 Likes: 6 Fuckingham Palace! Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,824 Likes: 6 Fuckingham Palace!	Originally Posted By: MisterJLA Frank Burns is a twat. -MisterJLA Snarf is shit. His death will be rejoiced!

Re: omegle Nöwheremän #1103911 2010-01-28 5:12 AM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	Yeah so I'm all sped up on chocolate and I went into Omegle and started chatting really fast, and kept asking people if they had left and where did they go, and why it took so long to reply and stuff, and they said they were replying normally and I tried to convince them that I was in a different time zone so those seconds for them were like full minutes for me and eventually I'd get bored from waiting for them to reply and leave. I did this like 25 times really fast so I didn't save any chats, so, um, yeah.

Re: omegle Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #1110721 2010-03-14 5:10 AM
Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver rex OP Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
OP rex Who will I break next? 15000+ posts Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver	http://chatroulette.com/ Its like omegle but with random genitalia. This is the perfect website for snarf. November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.

Re: omegle rex #1110735 2010-03-14 2:21 PM
Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,094 Likes: 2 Espol Mountain McGurk 希望の戦士 2000+ posts
McGurk 希望の戦士 2000+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,094 Likes: 2 Espol Mountain	Not fair, you all ran into the more interesting people. Stranger: hiya :D <3. You: Hello there. You: Do you think Frank Burns is a twat? Stranger: -0- You: Is that a yes or a no? Stranger: i dont know Stranger: arr You: MisterJLA says he's a twat. Stranger: i dont kmnowww You: But I think he's more of a schmuck. Stranger: hahah Stranger: sorry Stranger: hahah You: He spams Rob's boards every Saturday night. Stranger: do yu know Tarksin ? Stranger: o ! You: No, I've never tarksed before. Stranger: hahah You: Do you want the link to Rob's boards? Stranger: yr asl ? Stranger: no Stranger: okq Stranger: gove it to me :D Stranger: i'll try to see You: http://www.rkmbs.com/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/1110721/fpart/1 You: It's how I found omegle. Stranger: aha Stranger: wait Stranger: i'll to see :S You: But based on your (lack of) spelling and typing skills I doubt you'd make it past the registration process. Stranger: cant under it Stranger: yr sentences so long -0- You: ur wrds r 2 shrt You: There, how was that? Stranger: ar Stranger: i cnat understand yu You: Arrr, matey! You: Tar teers you say! Your conversational partner has disconnected. In the words of TC There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it. Hello? Put Natasha on the phone. Who is this? This is her fucking son's father. Who is this? This is her fucking son. ..........oh....... Call back in 20 minutes. click Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.

Re: omegle Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #1128327 2010-09-20 3:04 AM
Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts
Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt	Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk You: Hola! Stranger: hola You: como estas? Stranger: estoy muy bien. y tu? You: muy bien tambien! You: donde vives? Stranger: vivo en los estados unidos. donde vives? You: en los estados unidos tambien. You: en california Stranger: que interesante Stranger: yo vivo en ohio You: que bien. cuál es tu raza? Stranger: soy blanco You: Good, I hate Mexicans. Your conversational partner has disconnected. $\:lol\:$ HA HA HA HA HA! EPIC Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault! Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0 "I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921 "If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

Re: omegle Uschi #1128331 2010-09-20 3:13 AM
Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts
Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt	You: OH MY GOD! Stranger: lesbian? You: YES! You: how'd you know? Stranger: just asking You: i like chicks You: and I'm a female Stranger: are u a guy You: no, I just said Stranger: how old are u You: i'm 26 You: are YOU a lesbian? Stranger: im 17 Stranger: yes Stranger: how are u You: well, i have this bowel problem You: anal leakage Your conversational partner has disconnected. Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault! Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0 "I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921 "If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

Re: omegle Uschi #1128334 2010-09-20 3:17 AM
Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver rex OP Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
OP rex Who will I break next? 15000+ posts Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: Hello You: How are you today? Stranger: hello Stranger: k 6? You: 1 Stranger: fine thanx You: 1 Stranger: n u? You: 1 Stranger: what Stranger: ur sex? You: 1 Stranger: lado mu g randi You: 1 Stranger: mero lado chus You: 1 Stranger: mu g gu You: 1 Stranger: merro lado kha] You: 1 November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.

Re: omegle Uschi #1128337 2010-09-20 3:25 AM
Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts
Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt	You: hiya! Stranger: hi You: asl? Stranger: 17 f korea You: 19 f cambodia You: onyonghaseyo! Stranger: oh ~ very good You: ne pongu yo You: SHANG NI MAH! You: BOBOL GESEKIYO! You: i cant spell fer shit You: sorry You: usa Stranger: i know Stranger: but You: bobol eggie? You: i have the patience of a tiger You: i will wait Stranger: thanks You: brigede? You: i also have the genitals of a moose Stranger: i can't your languge You: oh okay You: i forgive you You: i can't your language either Stranger: ok You: onyangkaihaseyo! You: that's "goodbye" right? Stranger: okay Stranger: bye Stranger: giggle Your conversational partner has disconnected. ...i liked the "giggle" Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault! Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0 "I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921 "If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

Re: omegle Uschi #1128342 2010-09-20 3:51 AM
Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts
Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt	You: asl is stupid You: hi You: how are you? Stranger: hi is stupid You: $\:\)$ You: i liek you You: like Stranger: no homo You: nope Stranger: good You: not unless u r a chick You: but i already have one You: so yeah, you have nothing to fear! You: no homo at u Stranger: no you don't Stranger: because if you did you wouldnt be on here Stranger: you'd be fucking her You: she's off at school Stranger: you fail Stranger: and? You: she needs to have time to recover You: i own a house You: can't exactly move You: is okay, just 45 minutes Stranger: more like she needs time to find someone else to fuck because you're not cuttign it for her You: heh You: yeah okay You: sure Stranger: good, you admit it. thats the first step to getting out of denyal You: when is the last time you made a woman orgasm while squirting? You: 'cause that's what she gets You: makes it that much more intense Stranger: i've never been with a squirter You: female ejaculate is great You: she wasn't a squirter until i met her Stranger: well i have but she didn't want to because she was self conscience about it or something You: it's really nice You: just get a towel first You: or be ready to change the sheets Stranger: or leave the sheets and just sleep in the awesomeness that is woman cum at night You: nah You: gets cold You: and stinks up the mattress after a while, I You: i'm sure You: gotta keep things clean! Stranger: i never change the sheets after sex You: well, maybe that's why you don't have much sex You: and you already said you don't have a squirter Stranger: wrong You: fem.ejac. is like a fistfull of cum Stranger: said i haven't been with one you dumbass You: it is too much to leave there You: sweat is one thing You: any woman can squirt Stranger: so what? I'd still leave it there You: well, she'd leave You: because nobody likes sleeping in old cum smell Stranger: i do =P You: shrug You: sure ok You: um... i like pizza Stranger: who doesn't? You: the lactose intolerant You: pizza without cheese is like a fish without a fish bicycle Stranger: they're just too weak to get past their weaknesses Stranger: waste of human potential You: it makes them fart You: and have diarrheas You: and get debilitating intestinal cramps You: and sometimes bleed You: so Stranger: excuses You: meh You: if my butt bled, i'd stop eating cheese too Stranger: im alergic to grass but i still mow the lawn. Stranger: I'm alergic to dogs bug still have one You: not very allergic then,. are ya! You: not like shellfish or peanuts You: or maybe you are You: try antigens Stranger: Mabye I am but I'm just not a pussy about it You: they make your body not allergic to stuff You: avoiding what makes your body fail isn't being a pussy Stranger: i say it is You: hell, Clint Eastwood avoids stuff that doesn't worjk with his body You: Clint Eastwood is the least-pussy of all humans Stranger: soldiers don't avoid bullets. The fuckin shoot bullets back at the rag heads and make them fail You: you must be avoiding something You: ahhhhhh see? Stranger: like what? You: here you go with racist shit You: why would you think a fag would be cool with racial slurs? Stranger: racist? anyone can be a rag head you moron. its a religion You: terrorists aren't all Muslims, moron. You: and most muslim are not terrorists Stranger: they're still rag heads no matter what they're religion You: it is a vast, unfair generalization You: their Stranger: their* You: yes Stranger: boom You: well Stranger: beat you to it You: it is still a disparaging term Stranger: so? You: i don't approve Stranger: oh well. You: makes you a pussy, relying on racial slurs Stranger: that just makes you a pussy Stranger: ha You: ha, beat YOU! Stranger: people call me racial slurs and i just throw one back at them Stranger: its like a game Stranger: who ever gets mad first loses You: yeah, if you know the person You: but strangers don't know the game You: compensating much? Stranger: people who know me don't call me a wetback idiot You: what are you afraid of revealing? You: why are you so afraid to be humble? You: or vulnerable? Stranger: because i once was. You: Clint Eastwood shows that Stranger: it made me a weak person Stranger: BUT NO MORE! You: you must have already been weak You: for weakness to make you weaker You: man, that is annoying You: weak weak weak Stranger: i know right Stranger: you should stop saying it You: how many times can i put that in a sentence?! You: yeah You: Clint Eastwood is awesome You: fuckin' could kill Chuck fucking Norris Stranger: Gran Torino made me cry. You: me too You: i watched the Dirty Harry movies recently Stranger: 1 or three movie that made me cry Stranger: of* You: and I'm always watching the Man With No Name trilogy... You: goddamn i love that bastard! You: i even got my gal to watch some Stranger: sounds pretty homo there You: now she loves clint eastwood too You: i AM homo Stranger: im talking about you lovign him You: don't forget You: so what? You: i also love coffee Stranger: i don't You: i goddamn love motherfucking coffee You: that homo? Stranger: good for you You: how about Bogey? You: Humphrey Bogart? You: great actor! Stranger: I only know like 10 actors name at the most You: or... oh You: Jennifer Tilly? Stranger: no You: she's so god damned fuckign sexy You: i think she's what turned me gay You: she's hot as hell You: kinda marilyn monroe-type whiskey and cigarettes voice You: sultry You: mmm Stranger: do you need some time alone? You: nope You: i got laid all yesterday Stranger: sounds like you need some happy time You: i'm good for a while You: happy saturdays, yannow Stranger: not really You: whatever You: aw shit, is getting late You: got work in the morning Stranger: good You: thanks for talking! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault! Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0 "I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921 "If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

Re: omegle Uschi #1128343 2010-09-20 3:52 AM
Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts
Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt	sorry, not really funny... but i enjoyed it Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault! Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0 "I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921 "If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

Re: omegle Uschi #1128347 2010-09-20 6:30 AM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	You: hello Stranger: hi You: is it me you're looking for? Stranger: i don't know, are you the one i'm looking for? You: I can see it in your eyes. Stranger: hahaha lionel richie? You: I can see it in your smile You: you're all I've ever wanted You: and my arms are open wide. Stranger: because you know just what to say You: and you know just what to do Stranger: and i want to tell you so much You: I love you You: I long to see the sunlight in your hair You: and tell you time and time again how much I care You: sometimes I feel my heart will overflow Stranger: HELLO! Stranger: i've just got to let you know You: cause I wonder where you are Stranger: and i wonder what you do You: are you somewhere feeling lonely, or is someone loving you? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Re: omegle Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #1128348 2010-09-20 6:46 AM
Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 17,864 Likes: 14 Son of Mxy Son of Anarchist 15000+ posts
Son of Mxy Son of Anarchist 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 17,864 Likes: 14	Am i going to have a new mom?

Re: omegle Uschi #1128387 2010-09-20 9:41 PM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 28,009 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation Joe Mama Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
Joe Mama Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 28,009 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation	Originally Posted By: Uschi You: asl is stupid You: hi You: how are you? Stranger: hi is stupid You: $\:\)$ You: i liek you You: like Stranger: no homo You: nope Stranger: good You: not unless u r a chick You: but i already have one You: so yeah, you have nothing to fear! You: no homo at u Stranger: no you don't Stranger: because if you did you wouldnt be on here Stranger: you'd be fucking her You: she's off at school Stranger: you fail Stranger: and? You: she needs to have time to recover You: i own a house You: can't exactly move You: is okay, just 45 minutes Stranger: more like she needs time to find someone else to fuck because you're not cuttign it for her You: heh You: yeah okay You: sure Stranger: good, you admit it. thats the first step to getting out of denyal You: when is the last time you made a woman orgasm while squirting? You: 'cause that's what she gets You: makes it that much more intense Stranger: i've never been with a squirter You: female ejaculate is great You: she wasn't a squirter until i met her Stranger: well i have but she didn't want to because she was self conscience about it or something You: it's really nice You: just get a towel first You: or be ready to change the sheets Stranger: or leave the sheets and just sleep in the awesomeness that is woman cum at night You: nah You: gets cold You: and stinks up the mattress after a while, I You: i'm sure You: gotta keep things clean! Stranger: i never change the sheets after sex You: well, maybe that's why you don't have much sex You: and you already said you don't have a squirter Stranger: wrong You: fem.ejac. is like a fistfull of cum Stranger: said i haven't been with one you dumbass You: it is too much to leave there You: sweat is one thing You: any woman can squirt Stranger: so what? I'd still leave it there You: well, she'd leave You: because nobody likes sleeping in old cum smell Stranger: i do =P You: shrug You: sure ok You: um... i like pizza Stranger: who doesn't? You: the lactose intolerant You: pizza without cheese is like a fish without a fish bicycle Stranger: they're just too weak to get past their weaknesses Stranger: waste of human potential You: it makes them fart You: and have diarrheas You: and get debilitating intestinal cramps You: and sometimes bleed You: so Stranger: excuses You: meh You: if my butt bled, i'd stop eating cheese too Stranger: im alergic to grass but i still mow the lawn. Stranger: I'm alergic to dogs bug still have one You: not very allergic then,. are ya! You: not like shellfish or peanuts You: or maybe you are You: try antigens Stranger: Mabye I am but I'm just not a pussy about it You: they make your body not allergic to stuff You: avoiding what makes your body fail isn't being a pussy Stranger: i say it is You: hell, Clint Eastwood avoids stuff that doesn't worjk with his body You: Clint Eastwood is the least-pussy of all humans Stranger: soldiers don't avoid bullets. The fuckin shoot bullets back at the rag heads and make them fail You: you must be avoiding something You: ahhhhhh see? Stranger: like what? You: here you go with racist shit You: why would you think a fag would be cool with racial slurs? Stranger: racist? anyone can be a rag head you moron. its a religion You: terrorists aren't all Muslims, moron. You: and most muslim are not terrorists Stranger: they're still rag heads no matter what they're religion You: it is a vast, unfair generalization You: their Stranger: their* You: yes Stranger: boom You: well Stranger: beat you to it You: it is still a disparaging term Stranger: so? You: i don't approve Stranger: oh well. You: makes you a pussy, relying on racial slurs Stranger: that just makes you a pussy Stranger: ha You: ha, beat YOU! Stranger: people call me racial slurs and i just throw one back at them Stranger: its like a game Stranger: who ever gets mad first loses You: yeah, if you know the person You: but strangers don't know the game You: compensating much? Stranger: people who know me don't call me a wetback idiot You: what are you afraid of revealing? You: why are you so afraid to be humble? You: or vulnerable? Stranger: because i once was. You: Clint Eastwood shows that Stranger: it made me a weak person Stranger: BUT NO MORE! You: you must have already been weak You: for weakness to make you weaker You: man, that is annoying You: weak weak weak Stranger: i know right Stranger: you should stop saying it You: how many times can i put that in a sentence?! You: yeah You: Clint Eastwood is awesome You: fuckin' could kill Chuck fucking Norris Stranger: Gran Torino made me cry. You: me too You: i watched the Dirty Harry movies recently Stranger: 1 or three movie that made me cry Stranger: of* You: and I'm always watching the Man With No Name trilogy... You: goddamn i love that bastard! You: i even got my gal to watch some Stranger: sounds pretty homo there You: now she loves clint eastwood too You: i AM homo Stranger: im talking about you lovign him You: don't forget You: so what? You: i also love coffee Stranger: i don't You: i goddamn love motherfucking coffee You: that homo? Stranger: good for you You: how about Bogey? You: Humphrey Bogart? You: great actor! Stranger: I only know like 10 actors name at the most You: or... oh You: Jennifer Tilly? Stranger: no You: she's so god damned fuckign sexy You: i think she's what turned me gay You: she's hot as hell You: kinda marilyn monroe-type whiskey and cigarettes voice You: sultry You: mmm Stranger: do you need some time alone? You: nope You: i got laid all yesterday Stranger: sounds like you need some happy time You: i'm good for a while You: happy saturdays, yannow Stranger: not really You: whatever You: aw shit, is getting late You: got work in the morning Stranger: good You: thanks for talking! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Five bucks sez Sikkbones denies this entire conversation. Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

Re: omegle Joe Mama #1128705 2010-09-23 8:53 PM
Joined: May 2008 Posts: 7,077 Likes: 29 Lost in time and space...and m... iggy Society's Discontent 6000+ posts
iggy Society's Discontent 6000+ posts Joined: May 2008 Posts: 7,077 Likes: 29 Lost in time and space...and m...	Stranger: Hey You: hello Stranger: How's it goin? You: It is going well. And, how are things with you? Stranger: Awesome are u a guy or a girl? You: Guy. You? Stranger: Gay guy You: Straight here. You: Any thoughts on DADT not getting passed? Your conversational partner has disconnected. I think I struck a nerve.

Re: omegle iggy #1128742 2010-09-24 1:01 AM
Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 17,864 Likes: 14 Son of Mxy Son of Anarchist 15000+ posts
Son of Mxy Son of Anarchist 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 17,864 Likes: 14	Originally Posted By: iggy Stranger: Hey You: hello Stranger: How's it goin? You: It is going well. And, how are things with you? Stranger: Awesome are u a guy or a girl? You: Guy. You? Stranger: Gay guy You: Straight here. You: Any thoughts on DADT not getting passed? Your conversational partner has disconnected. I think I struck a nerve. Halo just recognized you.

Re: omegle Son of Mxy #1128743 2010-09-24 1:14 AM
Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver rex OP Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
OP rex Who will I break next? 15000+ posts Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver	Stranger: horny chick? You: I'm touching myself. You: I'm topless. Stranger: ur a dude? You: I'm a chick Stranger: age? You: 18 You: you? Stranger: 19 You: I've got nice big DD. Stranger: any pics? You: I can tell you where to look for them. Stranger: google You: Do an image search for "lemon party" Stranger: uh You: I've got tons of pictures with that name. Stranger: no thanks November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.

Re: omegle rex #1128744 2010-09-24 1:21 AM
Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver rex OP Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
OP rex Who will I break next? 15000+ posts Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver	Stranger: Hey, Gabriel, M, 19, looking for a girl to marry me. Would be you that one? You: How many cows can your family trade my family for my hand in marriage? Stranger: hmmm... Stranger: something about 50... Stranger: is it enough? You: I'm worth more than that. Stranger: i know! Stranger: but that's just a part of the deal... Stranger: =] You: How big is your cock? Stranger: hmmmmm... Stranger: i'm not sure... Stranger: 17cm Stranger: 18cm You: Mine is bigger than that. Stranger: good to you You: But my pussy is also huge. You: I'm a shemale. Stranger: hehehehehe Stranger: let's restart this conversation? Stranger: $\:p$ You: Are you afraid of me now? Stranger: no... Stranger: i'm just wanting to talk a little more serious... Stranger: meet the real person You: I'm bein seriousl You: serious. You: I need to find a man quickly. You: The other night I was drunk and accidentally fucked myself. Stranger: hasuishaiushsaiuhsiuhsaiuas You: I didn't use a condom. Stranger: i love this omegle Stranger: many crazy people You: I need to find a husband so I can tell my parents that I'm not the dad. Stranger: hahahahaha Stranger: hey Stranger: i'll search for another one to talk serious... Stranger: ok? Stranger: pleasure to meet u Stranger: you're really funny Stranger: btw You: I'm being serious. Stranger: what's your name? You: Please marry me. You: My name is uschi. Stranger: ok Stranger: byebye uschi November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.

Re: omegle rex #1128764 2010-09-24 12:54 PM
Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts
Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt	:D LOL Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault! Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0 "I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921 "If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

Re: omegle iggy #1128765 2010-09-24 12:55 PM
Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts
Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt	Originally Posted By: iggy Stranger: Hey You: hello Stranger: How's it goin? You: It is going well. And, how are things with you? Stranger: Awesome are u a guy or a girl? You: Guy. You? Stranger: Gay guy You: Straight here. You: Any thoughts on DADT not getting passed? Your conversational partner has disconnected. I think I struck a nerve. I have thoughts on that. $\:\($ Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault! Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0 "I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921 "If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

Re: omegle rex #1129716 2010-10-01 5:19 AM
Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 6,377 Burlington, Ky. USA LLance 6000+ posts
LLance 6000+ posts Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 6,377 Burlington, Ky. USA	My conversations didn't get past asl...go figure! -----once over and twice twisted---------

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