Sure it's Easter, but Jesus is so last millennium. We've got the Obamessiah now, so it's time to put the dashboard Obama in your Prius and venerate him with a deep bow every time you pass by a federal office building or a Planned Parenthood clinic.
Caution: Do be careful not to bump your head on the steering wheel while bowing before the Lawd Obama, at least not until after universal health care is enacted.
As the good Lawd Obama says: "Salam alechem bitches!"