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Once they kneel,they never get back up!
I aint helping them!
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Zod does not fuck aged beef!!!
Kneel before Zod and get a free tote bag saying, "I Kneeled Before Zod and All I got was this lousy Tote Bag!!"
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I never got my Tote Bag Lord Zod.
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quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
Zod does not fuck aged beef!!!
Kneel before Zod and get a free tote bag saying, "I Kneeled Before Zod and All I got was this lousy Tote Bag!!"
Yeah, but you didn't say.."Zod does not receive BJs from aged beef."
It's what you don't say sometimes that's more important....
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quote:
Originally posted by PJP:
I never got my Tote Bag Lord Zod.
Eeerr.. It's in the mail! Zod shall reform the mail system if you Kneel before him!
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You are perilously close to MK territory.
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quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
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Originally posted by PJP:
I never got my Tote Bag Lord Zod.
Eeerr.. It's in the mail! Zod shall reform the mail system if you Kneel before him!
REFORM THE MAIL SYSTEM???????
THAT IS MY DOMAIN OF WHICH YOU SPEAK SO CASUALLY, I SHALL NOT LET THIS INSULT GO UNPUNISHED!!!
KNEEL BEFORE CHANT, THE MAILMASTER OF MAYHEM!!!
ZOD, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL AT THE POST OFFICE OF HONOUR!!!
A DUEL IN WHICH I SHALL THOROUGHLY WIPE YOUR PRETENTIOUS AND RUDE ARSE FROM THE FACE OF THE POST OFFICE!!!
BOW DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND WORSHIP THE MAILMASTER OF MAYHEM AS YOUR ONE TRUE MASTER!!!!!!!!
btw. I voted against you Zod!
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quote:
Originally posted by PJP:
I never got my Tote Bag Lord Zod.
You see? Zod cares not for his minions. He will wipe his arse with you when he's done with you and flush you back into the sewers.
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PJP would see that as a good thing!
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Zod's too sexy for Zod's love too sexy for Zod's love
Love's going to leave Zod
Zod's too sexy for Zod's shirt too sexy for Zod's shirt
So sexy it hurts
And Zod's too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And Zod's too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way Zod's disco dancing
Zod's a model you know what Zod means
And Zod does Zod's little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
Zod does Zod's little turn on the catwalk
Zod's too sexy for Zod's car too sexy for Zod's car
Too sexy by far
And Zod's too sexy for Zod's hat
Too sexy for Zod's hat what do you think about that
Zod's a model you know what Zod means
And Zod does Zod's little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
Zod shake Zod's little touche on the catwalk
Zod's too sexy for Zod's too sexy for Zod's too sexy for Zod's
'Cos Zod's a model you know what Zod means
And Zod does Zod's little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
Zod shake Zod's little touche on the catwalk
Zod's too sexy for Zod's cat too sexy for Zod's cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
Zod's too sexy for Zod's love too sexy for Zod's love
Love's going to leave Zod
And Zod's too sexy for this song
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quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
Zod's too sexy for Zod's love too sexy for Zod's love
Love's going to leave Zod
Zod's too sexy for Zod's shirt too sexy for Zod's shirt
So sexy it hurts
And Zod's too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And Zod's too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way Zod's disco dancing
Zod's a model you know what Zod means
And Zod does Zod's little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
Zod does Zod's little turn on the catwalk
Zod's too sexy for Zod's car too sexy for Zod's car
Too sexy by far
And Zod's too sexy for Zod's hat
Too sexy for Zod's hat what do you think about that
Zod's a model you know what Zod means
And Zod does Zod's little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
Zod shake Zod's little touche on the catwalk
Zod's too sexy for Zod's too sexy for Zod's too sexy for Zod's
'Cos Zod's a model you know what Zod means
And Zod does Zod's little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
Zod shake Zod's little touche on the catwalk
Zod's too sexy for Zod's cat too sexy for Zod's cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
Zod's too sexy for Zod's love too sexy for Zod's love
Love's going to leave Zod
And Zod's too sexy for this song
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol:
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quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
Kneel before Zod and get 40% off your next purchase at Woolworth's!!
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Kneel before Zod and get half off your dentures and partials which you will surely need after a crude beating by the very hands of ZOD!! ![[AAAHHHH!!!]](graemlins/aahhh.gif)
Zoddie,how can you afford such wonderfull gifts?
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quote:
Originally posted by PJP:
![[izzat so?]](graemlins/zatso.gif)
There are many faces of the Nowhereman,get used to them all!
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quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
Kneel before Zod and get 40% off your next purchase at Woolworth's!!
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Kneel before Zod and get half off your dentures and partials which you will surely need after a crude beating by the very hands of ZOD!!
Zoddie,how can you afford such wonderfull gifts?
By fear, force, and the five finger discount! ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif)
Kneel before ZOD!!
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 your days of finger-banging Miss Muttoncrotch through her pritty pink panties are OVER!
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What if I want to get in Missy Elliots pants?
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 I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
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I do it for my people, my ecstacy people!
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quote:
Originally posted by Ultimate Jaburg53:
your days of finger-banging Miss Muttoncrotch through her pritty pink panties are OVER!
How dare you bark orders to ZOD!! ZOD shall give you orders!! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!!
*picks up a baby to kiss, but Zod's grip is too mighty and the baby's head pops off into space* Hmph. Human babies are feeble and weak! Vote for Zod! ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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Zod is like a human baby!
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But Zod does not like teats..he likes the meat...
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All women are bisexuals or lesbians for at one point in their lives they have sucked teat!!
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quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
All women are bisexuals or lesbians for at one point in their lives they have sucked teat!!
Wow with that logic Zoddy PJP is Straight or at least bi.
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quote:
Originally posted by Polar Boy:
quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
All women are bisexuals or lesbians for at one point in their lives they have sucked teat!!
Wow with that logic Zoddy PJP is Straight or at least bi.
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quote:
Originally posted by Polar Boy:
quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
All women are bisexuals or lesbians for at one point in their lives they have sucked teat!!
Wow with that logic Zoddy PJP is Straight or at least bi.
Your mother said I French Kiss better than you. Polar Bitch.
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