... His Imaginary girlfreind and his Imaginary Children Birthed by his Imaginary Drunk Sperm.
Dude, that's so wrong to include someone's imaginary children in an internet disagreement. That's worse than actual murder.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet."