I PEE STANDING UP!!!

I suppose it would've been cathartic to do my best Nowhereman impression and tell ECB "Fuck off, you cunt!" But we both know it wouldn't have had the desired effect. That guy just would've gone about his Trekkie business, rambling to whomever he could corner and ignoring the obvious signs that no one wants to talk to him. Meanwhile, I've offended someone whose only crime was being at the wrong place at the wrong time. There's no satisfaction to be had there.