Originally Posted By: Black Machismo
Comedy Gold?

i'm bitter... i'm the happiest person i know... but then agian i can handle geting blind stinking drunk and not have it affect my life or my demanding career.. unlike Jordache who has to come onto the interweb and get all emotional over the fact he doesn't have the balls to attend an AA meeting... I tried AA it works for people that want to stop drinking.. Me however.. i like being drunk... i won't whine about it when my life and relationships are destroyed by my Drinking tho.. unlike Jordy.


This has so many levels of hilarity that it needs to be quoted for posterity.

(That's "posterity," Sikkbones. Not "posterior." Wipe the drool off your chin.)

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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