RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts you damn kids...

Give us your tired your hungry your poor and we'll piss on them...

Thatcher.

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day... Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day...

thats what im talkin bout!

Shhhhhh! They might hear you!

Charlatons!!!!

...are crap.

what about Blue Beetle?

And Booster Gold!

...yknow it never made sense to me there was a big clamor for a Blue and Gold series when JL was in its heyday and Dc wasted it....hey i used clamor and heyday in the same run on sentence....

Kudos!

Mr Miracle was a good comic!

it was good escapism

Thats how Houdini died you know...

I like David Copperfields eyebrows!

I like Doug Hennings hair!

she's got betty davis eyes!

thats sick!

Shut the fuck up Donnie!

“More enduringly than any other sport, wrestling teaches self-control
and pride. Some have wrestled without great skill - none have wrestled
without pride.”
Dan Gable

Wrestling has always been a very popular sport throughout recorded
history. The origins of wrestling can be traced back 15,000 years
through cave drawings in France. Babylonian and Egyptian relief's show
wrestlers using most of the holds known to the present-day sport.

"It keeps you fit - the alcohol, nasty women, sweat on stage, bad food - it's all very good for you."
— Bon Scott (when asked about touring)

"I've never had a message for someone in my entire life. Except maybe
to give out my room number."
— Bon Scott

Lily of the West


When first I came to Louisville,
Some pleasure there to find
A damsel there from Lexington
Was pleasing to my mind
Her rosy cheeks, her ruby lips
Like arrows pierced my breast.
The name she bore was Flora
The Lily of the West.

I courted lovely Flora
And to her I was so kind,
But she went to another man
It nearly wrecked my mind.
She robbed me of my freedom,
Deprived me of my rest
Betrayed was I by Flora,
The Lily of the West.

He met her in a shady grove,
This man of high degree
I saw him kiss my Flora
And it sure did things to me.
She told me he was just a friend,
But still I was depressed,
Betrayed was I by Flora,
The Lily of the West.

I stepped up to my rival,
With my dagger in my hand
I seized him by the collar,
it's not hard to understand,
That, blinded by my jealousy,
I pierced him in the breast.
Betrayed was I by Flora,
The Lily of the West.

The trial was held, I made my plea
But 'twas of no avail,
Now I await the hangman
In a stinkin' rotten jail.
But though I give my all away
And though my life is messed,
I love my faithless Flora,
The Lily of the West.

John Tyler went on to study law with his father, who became Governor of Virginia (1808–1811). Tyler was admitted to the bar in 1809 and commenced practice in Charles City County. Tyler supported the United States' fight against Britain during the War of 1812, and he took command of a small militia company, though he saw no action.[1] He became a member of the Virginia House of Delegates in 1811, and in 1816 was named a member of the council of state.

"Patronage is the sword and cannon by which war may be made on the
liberty of the human race." John Tyler

5.
Peggy Lee
Cause I'm a woman!


I can wash out 44 pairs of socks and have 'em hangin out on the line
I can starch & iron 2 dozens shirts 'fore you can count from 1 to 9
I can scoop up a great big dipper full of lard from the drippins can
Throw it in the skillet, go out & do my shopping, be back before it melts in the pan
'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again

I can rub & scrub this old house til it's shinin like a dime
Feed the baby, grease the car, & powder my face at the same time
Get all dressed up, go out and swing til 4 a.m. and then
Lay down at 5, jump up at 6, and start all over again
'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again

If you come to me sickly you know I'm gonna make you well
If you come to me all hexed up you know I'm gonna break the spell
If you come to me hungry you know I'm gonna fill you full of grits
If it's lovin you're likin, I'll kiss you and give you the shiverin' fits
'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again

I can stretch! a green black dollar bill from here to kindom come!
I can play the numbers pay the bills and still end up with some!
I got a twenty-dollar gold piece says there ain't nothing I can't do
I can make a dress out of a feed bag and I can make a man out of you
'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again
'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, and that's all.

When I Grow Up
Written by Michelle Shocked


When I grow up I want to be an old woman
When I grow up I want to be an old woman
Oh, an o-o-o-o-old, an old, old woman

Then I think I'm gonna find myself an old man
Then I think I'm gonna marry myself that old man
An old, an old, an old, an old, a really old man

We're gonna have a hundred and twenty babies
A hundred and five, ten, fifteen, twenty babies
Uh huh, that's what I said a hundred and twenty babies

We'll raise 'em on tiger's milk and green bananas
Mangoes and coconuts and watermelon
We're gonna give 'em that watermelon when they starts yellin'

Here's what they'll yell...

In the summer we'll sit in a field and watch the sun melt
In the winter we'll sit by a fire and watch the moon freeze
Me my old man and a hundred and twenty babies
Me my old man and a hundred and twenty babies
I said, me my old man and a hundred and twenty babies
Oh, when I grow up I want to be an old woman
When I grow up I want to be an oooooold...

21.how NOT to kiss

DO NOT try to suck the face off of your partner. Kissing is exciting, and
there can certainly be an urge to latch on and suck, but try to
resist, as it will probably upset your partner.

22.how NOT to kiss
DO NOT force your tongue onto the scene. The right time to use your tongue
while kissing will present itself after a few kisses, a few minutes or
a few days. Forcing it too early or being aggressive with your tongue
before you or your partner is ready is not a good idea.

24.how NOT to kiss
DO NOT kiss your partner with a mouth full of saliva. Remember to swallow
excess spit before locking lips with your partner. While this is more
of a problem with French kissing, if the saliva were to somehow find
its way out of your mouth during a regular kiss, it could be
problematic.

things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.

12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.


11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?


Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment
would let it take.

Rumbly in My Tumbly" is a song from the 1966 musical film featurette Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree. The song is also incorporated into the 1977 musical film, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh which is an amalgamation of three Winnie-the-Pooh featurettes including "Honey Tree". In the song Winnie the Pooh complains light-heartedly of a rumble in his stomach, indicating hunger. Pooh feels compelled to feed his urge and get some honey from a honey tree. The song is written and arranged with a Latin samba lilt.The song was written by Robert & Richard Sherman who have written most of the music for the Winnie-the-Pooh franchise over the years.

In the fictional world of the book series and cartoons Winnie-the-Pooh, Rabbit is a responsible rabbit who happens to be a good friend of Winnie-the-Pooh. He is always practical and keeps his friends on their toes, although they sometimes raise his ire unintentionally.The first appearance of Rabbit is in chapter II in the Winnie-the-Pooh book by A. A. Milne. He also appears in chapters VII, VIII, IX and X of that book, as well as in chapters III, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, and X in The House at Pooh Corner.