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man that would be pathetic.

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Especially when you cant even make them funny!

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Dude, I wish the Statler and Waldorf alts were mine. I personally thinks that's collective genius right there....


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
I'm going die a virgin.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
Can I have his socks when he dies?


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LOL! @rex and @snarf

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Notice "@" doesn't stand for "with", either...

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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.

All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.


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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.


What a fucking pansy.


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He couldn't even find success in that...


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I've got to learn to stop posting after a long night of drinking....


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
I've got to learn to stop posting.



Much better.


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 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
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I've got to learn to stop posting.



Much better.


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It always amazes me when people say they are drunk yet are able to post a coherent post, with correct spelling and grammar.

A long night drinking means you cant turn your PC on, let alone type on the internet.

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There're levels of drinking. I wasn't fall-down sloppy drunk at the time, no, but I had enough drinks to influence my emotional state.


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You said it was a "long" night of drinking.
That would suggest a lot of alcohol was consumed.

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Its really hard to get drunk off wine coolers.


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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
Dude, I wish the Statler and Waldorf alts were mine. I personally thinks that's collective genius right there....


wait who said it was you?


you are a stupid fuck for admitting it was you now.

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 Originally Posted By: rex
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I've got to learn to stop posting.



Much better.

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 Originally Posted By: Nöwheremän
You said it was a "long" night of drinking.
That would suggest a lot of alcohol was consumed.



True, but I pace myself, breaking up the alcoholic drinks with glasses of water and soda to flush the system.


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So, there was no reason for you to be drunk then.
Gotcha!

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Again, there're LEVELS of drunk. Once again, your reading comprehension is on par with mine.


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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Nöwheremän
You said it was a "long" night of drinking.
That would suggest a lot of alcohol was consumed.



I am a pussy!

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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
Again, there're LEVELS of drunk. Once again, your reading comprehension is on par with mine.

So if you are saying you drink like that and still get drunk, then you are more of a pussy than I thought!

Nothing wrong with my reading comprehension, I am just having trouble understanding how someone can be drunk if they dont even drink alcohol with regularity!

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Every week, there's a day when I have about 3-4 drinks, more on special occasions. Depending on how much sleep I've had and what I've had to eat that day, my level of inebriation varies. There's a broad spectrum of intoxication ranging from "sober" to "puking my guts out". The night in question was one of the nights were I was slightly past the middle of said spectrum.


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But you said you were pacing yourself, hence that would suggest you hadnt drunk much alcohol on that particular occasion.

Make up your mind, which was it?

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I pace myself, yes, but I drink rum & vodka, as opposed to beer. If I had been drinking beer, then I wouldn't have been as bad off. 3-4 glasses of liquor, even with pacing, will have more effect than 3-4 glasses or bottles of beer.


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So after three beers you're vomiting and posting emo stories on message boards?


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Says the man who no doubt is trying to make bathtub gin in his mom's basement....


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3 or four glasses of spirits, spread out over a "long" night, are not enought to even make a normal human a bit merry, let alone drunk (unless you have the constitution of a 5 year old).

If you drank soft drinks and water in between those 3 or 4 glasses, then there is even less of a reason for you to be drunk.

Fuck, you really are a weak person.

Only way 3 or 4 glasses of rum or whiskey etc would make me drunk, is if I did my old trick of drinking them within 20 minutes, and I dont even drink regularly!

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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
Says the man who no doubt is trying to make bathtub gin in his mom's basement....


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 Originally Posted By: Nöwheremän
3 or four glasses of spirits, spread out over a "long" night, are not enought to even make a normal human a bit merry, let alone drunk (unless you have the constitution of a 5 year old).

If you drank soft drinks and water in between those 3 or 4 glasses, then there is even less of a reason for you to be drunk.

Fuck, you really are a weak person.

Only way 3 or 4 glasses of rum or whiskey etc would make me drunk, is if I did my old trick of drinking them within 20 minutes, and I dont even drink regularly!


American liquor is stronger than that watered down swill you're used to, I'm sure.


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So after three beers you're vomiting and posting emo stories on message boards?


Um, Rex? Perhaps this isn't the line of insult you want to be shooting for, Mr. Half-A-Beer-Break-The-Seal. Your alcohol intake is Snarfian minus the emo stories.


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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Nöwheremän
3 or four glasses of spirits, spread out over a "long" night, are not enought to even make a normal human a bit merry, let alone drunk (unless you have the constitution of a 5 year old).

If you drank soft drinks and water in between those 3 or 4 glasses, then there is even less of a reason for you to be drunk.

Fuck, you really are a weak person.

Only way 3 or 4 glasses of rum or whiskey etc would make me drunk, is if I did my old trick of drinking them within 20 minutes, and I dont even drink regularly!


American liquor is stronger than that watered down swill you're used to, I'm sure.


WRONG!!!

European booze is stronger.


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MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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And a post by Joe seques nicely into "Americans also prefer larger servings" argument....


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
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So after three beers you're vomiting and posting emo stories on message boards?


Um, Rex? Perhaps this isn't the line of insult you want to be shooting for, Mr. Half-A-Beer-Break-The-Seal. Your alcohol intake is Snarfian minus the emo stories.


I'm not vomiting and sing fall out boy songs after three beers. He is.


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I actually don't sing Fall Out Boy, because they don't have "Dead On Arrival" in the karaoke book yet.


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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
I actually don't sing Fall Out Boy, because they don't have "Dead On Arrival" in the karaoke book yet.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
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I actually don't sing Fall Out Boy, because they don't have "Dead On Arrival" in the karaoke book yet.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
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I actually don't sing Fall Out Boy, because they don't have "Dead On Arrival" in the karaoke book yet.


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