I didn't read all this. Did anyone mention how Reax can't hold a thimble of Bud Light? 'Cause it's funny watching him make fun of people's drinking abilities after knowing that.
Also! I like duck farts, had a few Thursday. Delicious! Dunno what's in em!
It's 1 part Bailey's, 1 part Kahlua, and one part... whiskey. Most commonly Crown Royal, Jack, or Canadian Club.