Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
I was posting on the RDCW board tonight, and for whatever reason, I decided to rig a poll. While it didn't go absolutely badly (I got a few votes, but those were really me voting for myself), I couldn't even get a win, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My muppet alt friends tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with your opponent", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY opponent that I've ever faced has written more interesting promos, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire RDCW board. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.

All I've ever wanted was someone to tell me I am the greatest RDCW Champion EVAR, and have everyone kiss my ass and tell me how great I am, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.