The adventures of Detective Juche, Homocide Cop and his trusty sidekick, Sgt. Pariah:

  • SGT. PARIAH: Detective, we've got a dead body here, a Mrs. Smith

    JUCHE: Hmmmm. I wonder who did it.

    PARIAH: Her husband was overheard saying he wanted to kill her.

    JUCHE: That could be a coincidence.

    PARIAH: He even wrote a book entitled "I want to kill my wife."

    JUCHE: Seems inconclusive.

    PARIAH: He spent the last several years stocking up on guns and knives and poisons.

    JUCHE: Probably self defense.

    PARIAH: He had maps detailing her route home from work and a big "X" on one that corresponds to the murder scene.

    JUCHE: Why are you so quck to judge, O'Hara?

    PARIAH: You STUPID FUCK. He hired a hit man. We have a record of him paying Jimmy "the Knife" $10,000 just the OTHER DAY."

    JUCHE: Come on, that was just a loose arrangment. Not an actual pact....