K-NUT!
(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this maybe im just tired but im not seeing it... Remember how you were gonna bone yer cousin? I'm riffing off that. Be happy I didn't post the one about the dude waking up with his hand in his cousin's underwear 'cause that one was also funny!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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