Apparently the turtle only 3/4 raped the shoe. His penis never came out. We should name it
oh god, it's funny but it is so overdone! Fine, whatever, everyone's waiting.
We should name it Snarf!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
