See, that's nothing but trouble. One: They won't eat pork because Allah says it's bad. Two: You try to be nice and buy some Kosher hot dogs. Then, they all get pissed off because you've compared them to the Jews, who fake the whole Holocaust thing, btw. Three: Even if you can calm them down after all of that, they're still pissed that you're serving hot dogs because, as it's been pointed out, Muslims hate dogs. It's better to just have an ice cream social instead.

whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."