If I could exist in any point in spacetime I wanted, it would beyond a doubt be on Magellan's ship, third attempt to round the southernmost point of South America, when the most active meteor shower ever recorded hit Earth. And they say/extrapolate that there were so many shooting stars, one could *see* how fast the Earth was plowing through space. People were unable to stand up due to the vertigo. Magellan had to tie people to the boat to keep them from leaping overboard in fear of the Apocalypse. I would go to then. That time, that place. And masturbate furiously.
Pro,you should interview Wanky or Zzap. See fif they can answer some legitimate questions without being tards.