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Michael Jackson dies in LA hospital By NEKESA MUMBI MOODY and DERRIK J. LANG, Associated Press Writers Nekesa Mumbi Moody And Derrik J. Lang, Associated Press Writers- LOS ANGELES – Michael Jackson, the moonwalking former child star who became known the world over as the "King of Pop" before his life and career deteriorated in a freakish series of scandals, died Thursday, a person with knowledge of the situation told The Associated Press. He was 50. The person said Jackson died in a Los Angeles hospital. The person was not authorized to speak publicly and requested anonymity.
The circumstances of his death were not immediately clear. Jackson was not breathing when Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics responded to a call at his Los Angeles home about 12:30 p.m., Capt. Steve Ruda told the Los Angeles Times. The paramedics performed CPR and took him to UCLA Medical Center, Ruda told the newspaper.
Jackson's death brought a tragic end to a long, bizarre, sometimes farcical decline from his peak in the 1980s, when he was popular music's premier all-around performer, a uniter of black and white music who shattered the race barrier on MTV, dominated the charts and dazzled even more on stage.
He was perhaps the most exciting performer of his generation, known for his feverish, crotch-grabbing dance moves, his high-pitched voice punctuated with squeals and titters. His single sequined glove and tight, military-style jacket were trademarks second only to his ever-changing, surgically altered appearance. Over the years, his skin became lighter and his nose narrower.
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RIP mj  (ftw no longer)
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Fucking evil child molester. I hope he suffered.
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Ha ha ha, people are bidding stupid figures on eBay cause they know the auctions will be cancelled! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2X-Michael-Jackson...93%3A1|294%3A50
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Fucking evil child molester. I hope he suffered. Its not often that you and I agree, but this is that time! Mark it on your calendar.
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michael jackson's death is uniting
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What do Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett have in common? They've both touched young boys pants.
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Due to the sheer volume of plastic surgery, michael jackson will not be cremated, he'll get recycled instead
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Friends say Michael was over excited this morning when he received a flier in the mail indicating boys underwear half off at K-Mart. "He didn't understand it was a sale." said his friend, "They should be more careful with the wording." 
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Agreed. If anyone was deserving of death, it was him. well anyone other than you, Douche. How are you still breathing seeing as your brain died years ago?
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Sorry saps, he only sings at concerts for us now!
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I'm really disappointed that Michael Jackson's ghost hasn't logged in yet. I guess they're still fitting him for his bondage collar down near the lake of fire.
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His ghost hasnt registered here yet, because there are not enough kids here. He's just waiting for Zzap to plot another raid.
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That makes no sense. Why would Zzap raid a board where he might accidentally encounter his own children?
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Not enough gay incest!
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Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
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http://ismichaeljacksonazombieyet.com/ 
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That makes no sense. Why would Zzap raid a board where he might accidentally encounter his own children? Work it out. While Zzap is "raiding" here, his kids will be left unguarded!
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Which means MJ's ghost will never show up here.
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I for one am glad the man is dead. Now I can rightfully reclaim my weirdness crown.
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Steven Seagal lives near the neverland ranch. I wonder if he and Jackson ever fought and who won?
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Kind of dumb question. Seagal, even old fat Seagal, was/is a martial artist and a big dude. Jacko was just a skinny dancer who liked to fuck little boys.
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'Bruno' Cuts Jacko Jokes: Film's producers scramble to cut scenes in which comedian mocks Jackson's sister hours before L.A. premiere
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Fucking evil child molester. I hope he suffered. Its not often that you and I agree, but this is that time! Mark it on your calendar. 
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Fucking evil child molester. I hope he suffered. Its not often that you and I agree, but this is that time! Mark it on your calendar. Fuck that kid toucher.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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What kinda shit are you trying to pull here, Kamphausen?!
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Michael Jackson was a kid touching plastic surgery addict who screwed Vincent Price out of money/royalties for Thriller. There's your fucking legacy, Michael. Rot in Hell as Prince's discography drowns out your screams.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I still haven't seen any news outlet say anything about him being a child fucker. I hate the media.
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What kinda shit are you trying to pull here, Kamphausen?! i was still able to manage "very poor choice of w" ...it was a political statement!
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"When Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe, so God killed Michael Jackson." 
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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