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Looking up at the judge Elisa smiles and says, "your honor you realize Pjp's ranting of such atrocities is totally untrue. You yourself saw how Mxy's face contorted, his face changed colors, and he seizured violently for several minutes. If his attorney is actually considering the validity of his client's wicked day dreams, well I move for a dismission of all charges against me and nonys."
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Bailiff, swear in Mr. Mcgurk.
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Looking up at the judge Elisa smiles and says, "your honor you realize Pjp's ranting of such atrocities is totally untrue. You yourself saw how Mxy's face contorted, his face changed colors, and he seizured violently for several minutes. If his attorney is actually considering the validity of his client's wicked day dreams, well I move for a dismission of all charges against me and nonys."
Mr. PJP may be an unconvential counsel, but his passion for this case and his clients has not gone unnoticed. The case stands for now.
Miss Elisa, are you now representing yourself and Mr. Non in Mr. Krypton's absence?
Does Mr. I'm Not Mr. Mxypltk wish for an insanity defense? Or perhaps some medication? Is he fit to remain in the courtroom and stand trial?
What is a "yout?"
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Standing and placing her hands together, Elisa responds, "Yes, your honor I wish to represent both myself and Mr. Non in this manner." Gazing intently at the witness list, she blurts out, "But your honor, McGurk wasn't on the witness list your honor. Isn't it up to PJP to call the first witness?"
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Ummm, Mxy's father is a diplomat to the US...Elisa is a US citizen..so he therefore has diplomatic immunity. Case dismissed. I can't speak for BSAMS though...
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Bailiff, swear in Mr. Mcgurk.
Wouldn't that put him in contempt of court? I understand if he's angry, but swearing?
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Mr. PJP, do you have a witness to take the stand or do you wish to defer to Miss Elissa?
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Ummm, Mxy's father is a diplomat to the US...Elisa is a US citizen..so he therefore has diplomatic immunity. Case dismissed. I can't speak for BSAMS though...
The court stenographer will refrain from commenting on the case.
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Bailiff, swear in Mr. Mcgurk.
Wouldn't that put him in contempt of court? I understand if he's angry, but swearing?
Do you wish to take the stand, Mr. Mcgurk, or are you only here to solicit your cookies? Is that peanut butter chocolate chip?
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I thought I was a witness...
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Turning to the judge she replies, "Your honor...how can you allow such outbursts to continue? As for the notion" as she waves her hand in mid air, "that Mxy's father is actually a diplomat, I have in court actual evidence to the contrary."
Walking triumphantly up to the bench she turns in People's Exhibit #2. "I think that you shall find that Mxy's father is under much the same delusions as his son. You will find him institutionalized at Arkham Asylum with all others of his kind. Furthermore, he has no actual record of service in ANY country including the United States of America."
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I have an autographed eddie Guerrero t-shirt...
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I thought I was a witness...
Bailiff, swear in Mr. Pig Iron and find me a new stenographer. Preferably one with a large bosom. And not that LLance fellow again.
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Mr. PJP, do you have a witness to take the stand or do you wish to defer to Miss Elissa?
Pig Iron will be my first witness but I need to go to bed....I request we ajourn for the night.
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Walking back towards her seat Elisa rolls her eyes back upon hearing Pig Iron being sworn in. Turning around and facing the judge she replies, "If it please the court in what capacity is Pig Iron actually supposed to testify? In behalf of the defendants or myself and my client?"
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Doesn't shit like this go in the writers block forum?
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Turning to the judge she replies, "Your honor...how can you allow such outbursts to continue? As for the notion" as she waves her hand in mid air, "that Mxy's father is actually a diplomat, I have in court actual evidence to the contrary."
Walking triumphantly up to the bench she turns in People's Exhibit #2. "I think that you shall find that Mxy's father is under much the same delusions as his son. You will find him institutionalized at Arkham Asylum with all others of his kind. Furthermore, he has no actual record of service in ANY country including the United States of America."
I will allow Exhibit #2 into evidence. Bailiff, please allow the jury to examine exhibit #2.
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Just be happy he doesn't bend you over in front of the jury Princess!
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Upon hearing rex's inquiry, Elisa suggests, "might we move this thread to a move convenient spot for everyone after a brief recess, perhaps the writer's forum?"
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Doesn't shit like this go in the writers block forum?
except i dont think they allow teachers to post their kids personal lives there.
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Just be happy he doesn't bend you over in front of the jury Princess!
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Walking back towards her seat Elisa rolls her eyes back upon hearing Pig Iron being sworn in. Turning around and facing the judge she replies, "If it please the court in what capacity is Pig Iron actually supposed to testify? In behalf of the defendants or myself and my client?"
Mr. PJP has requested that Pig Iron be his first witness. You may cross examine if it please you.
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I also requested I go to bed
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Doesn't shit like this go in the writers block forum?
CONTEMPT OF COURT!!!!!!
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As Elisa's face blushes deeply she again glares at the defense table and says, "your honor, I object to bsams outburst and move to strike his last comment. In addition, I move that the defense council stick to the subject at hand and leave his pick up lines for someone who actually cares for them :P."
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Court will now take a recess. Court will reconvene in the morning, at which time Mr. Pig Iron will take the stand for the defense.
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All this courting has made me hungry.
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Thank You your honor........oh and by recess do you mean take turns with the Princess or will it be a gang bang.
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To which Elisa tosses Jeremy an apple and says, "care to join us for a late dinner".
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Good morning, The Worm, Your Honour,
The Crown will plainly show,
The prisoner who now stands before you,
Was caught red-handed showing feelings.
Showing feelings of an almost human nature.
This will not do.
Call the schoolmaster!
I always said he'd come to no good,
In the end, Your Honour.
If they'd let me have my way,
I could have flayed him into shape.
But my hands were tied.
The bleeding hearts and artists,
Let him get away with murder.
Let me hammer him today.
Crazy.
Toys in the attic, I am crazy.
Truly gone fishing.
They must have taken my marbles away.
Crazy.
Toys in the attic, he is crazy.
You little shit, you're in it now.
I hope they throw away the key.
You should've talked to me more often than you did.
But no! You had to go your own way.
Have you broken any homes up lately?
Just five minutes, Worm, Your Honour,
Him and me alone.
Baaaaaabe!
Come to Mother, baby.
Let me hold you in my arms.
M'Lord, I never meant for him to get in any trouble.
Why'd he ever have to leave me?
Worm, Your Honour, let me take him home.
Crazy.
Over the rainbow, I am crazy.
Bars in the window.
There must have been a door there in the wall.
For when I came in.
Crazy.
Over the rainbow, he is crazy.
The evidence before the court is incontravertible.
There's no need for the jury to retire.
In all my years of judging I have never heard before,
Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of the law.
The way you made them suffer,
Your exquisite wife and mother,
Fills me with the urge to deficate!
No, Judge, the jury!
Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear,
I sentence you to be exposed before your peers.
Tear down the wall!
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Thank You your honor........oh and by recess do you mean take turns with the Princess or will it be a gang bang.
By recess I mean for you and the Princess to meet me in my quarters. 
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"Ok that's it your honor, losing all sense of legality aside, GRRRRR." Upon which the princess slaps Pjp and walks out of the courtroom trying to maintain some sense of dignity.
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Good morning, The Worm, Your Honour,
The Crown will plainly show,
The prisoner who now stands before you,
Was caught red-handed showing feelings.
Showing feelings of an almost human nature.
This will not do.
Call the schoolmaster!
I always said he'd come to no good,
In the end, Your Honour.
If they'd let me have my way,
I could have flayed him into shape.
But my hands were tied.
The bleeding hearts and artists,
Let him get away with murder.
Let me hammer him today.
Crazy.
Toys in the attic, I am crazy.
Truly gone fishing.
They must have taken my marbles away.
Crazy.
Toys in the attic, he is crazy.
You little shit, you're in it now.
I hope they throw away the key.
You should've talked to me more often than you did.
But no! You had to go your own way.
Have you broken any homes up lately?
Just five minutes, Worm, Your Honour,
Him and me alone.
Baaaaaabe!
Come to Mother, baby.
Let me hold you in my arms.
M'Lord, I never meant for him to get in any trouble.
Why'd he ever have to leave me?
Worm, Your Honour, let me take him home.
Crazy.
Over the rainbow, I am crazy.
Bars in the window.
There must have been a door there in the wall.
For when I came in.
Crazy.
Over the rainbow, he is crazy.
The evidence before the court is incontravertible.
There's no need for the jury to retire.
In all my years of judging I have never heard before,
Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of the law.
The way you made them suffer,
Your exquisite wife and mother,
Fills me with the urge to deficate!
No, Judge, the jury!
Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear,
I sentence you to be exposed before your peers.
Tear down the wall!
I will allow Mr. britneyspearsatemyshorts testimony into evidence.
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rob i ask that this thread be moved to athanon it's gay enough for that grassy bar forum.
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Hey Princess......Don't leave angry......just leave.
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rob i ask that this thread be moved to athanon it's gay enough for that grassy bar forum.
Isn't that Knoll?...and wasn't that in Texas, and isn't Elisa from Texas?...a new conspiracy..
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Hearing that leering, yet attractive voice behind her, Elisa glances over her shoulders and thought to herself, "and Pjp was so attractive if you take away his vulgarity and sense of timing :P. "
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