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Around Christmas I left California, got on a train and took it cross country to NY. Before I left I got rid of everything I owned, downloaded my favorite comics to a new laptop, bought some new clothes and fit everything into a single suitcase.
I had a rough winter being unable to get a proper job at first due to the assbackwards NY DMV "point system." I did a few months at a place called Pop Burger which is at 58th and Madison near the Plaza hotel. It was a shit job but it kept me going until I could get my ID sorted out and then find a proper job. I now work near Ground Zero, making a decent wage for the work I do. Though SF with all their unions and pro-labor government got me $3.50 more per hour for the same work.

NY is ok. I'm really here to get my feet wet actingwise before heading to LA in a year or so. I made the choice to come here after reading that NY is tougher but once you've "made it" you have a real foundation while LA is easy to get something but it's often hollow.

To answer the obvious questions:
Q1: Surely you can't be serious.
A1: I am serious and don't call me Shirley.
Q2: Have you seen Rob?
A2: No. But I'm of average stature and he could be below my field of vision.
Q3: Why did you stop posting here?
A3: A lot of the blah blah of internet exchanges bugged me. There's no substance to most of it, just bitching. I never felt like we had real political discussions, just back and forth complicated ways of saying fuck you.
Q4: What did you think of Planet of the Dead?
A4: Hated it. But let's not talk about that here. It would be off topic (and offensive).
Q5: Will you rejoin the political threads?
A5: If I did that then I would be as a guilty as those who caused (past tense) the extinction of the whales in the first place (Spock, Star Trek IV).


Discuss.


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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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I don't know who that is. Is he new?


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Congrats of getting out of the hell hole known as San Francisco and moving to a coast that isn't completely falling apart.


November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Yet. As Cali goes so goes the nation. See ya in hell in a few years, fellas.

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 Originally Posted By: rex
Congrats of getting out of the hell hole known as San Francisco and moving to a coast that isn't completely falling apart.


You haven't been following the news from here have you? The state is close behind CA in terms of a going broke date, the state legislature is deadlocked 31-31 so nothing gets done and our governor is a mentally challenged blind black man.

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 Originally Posted By: Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man

I had a rough winter being unable to get a proper job at first due to the assbackwards NY DMV "point system."


You were having NY traffic court problems and didn't call me? I'm hurt. \:\(

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Fuck you ray.

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 Originally Posted By: BASAMS The Plumber

Fuck you ray.


You sweet talker you!


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the sweetest part was when you sang that song looking at the moon, then they panned out and showed your family singing the same song at the moon back home

they're still looking, ray. don't give up hope!!!


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Ray, if my wife ever kicks me out, can I come crash on your couch? We could work on that "Bossom Buddies 2012" script together...

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 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus
Ray, if my wife ever kicks me out, can I come crash on your couch? We could work on that "Bossom Buddies 2012" script together...


Pro, if this ever happens, would you let me know? I think this fits the criteria of "available."


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I love California, I just needed to go somewhere else for a bit. Like Spock joining Starfleet.


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 Originally Posted By: the G-man of Zur-En-Arrh
 Originally Posted By: Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man

I had a rough winter being unable to get a proper job at first due to the assbackwards NY DMV "point system."


You were having NY traffic court problems and didn't call me? I'm hurt. \:\(

wow, that actually came together ironically. The problem was that the California DMV let me use Ray on my ID and then I had all my forms as Ray in my adult life but the NY DMV douchebag morons consider Ray and the Raymond on my birth certificate to be different names and therefore different people so it took me awhile to get forms with Raymond on it to satisfy the stupid points system.
Like Spock joining Starfleet.


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The NY DMV people were just trying to discourage you from moving to their state. I'm sure they have plenty of assholes to deal with as it is.


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I have an asshole, it makes poo.


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Hey Ray! \:\)

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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
I have an asshole, it makes poo.


 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus
Hey Ray! \:\)


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus
Ray, if my wife ever kicks me out, can I come crash on your couch? We could work on that "Bossom Buddies 2012" script together...


Pro, if this ever happens, would you let me know? I think this fits the criteria of "available."


Pro wants to date Ray, Joe Mama wants to date Pro.

Poor sad homos.

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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus
Ray, if my wife ever kicks me out, can I come crash on your couch? We could work on that "Bossom Buddies 2012" script together...


Pro, if this ever happens, would you let me know? I think this fits the criteria of "available."


Pro wants to date Ray, Joe Mama wants to date Pro.

Poor sad homos.


...where the towels say "his" and "his" and "his"...


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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus
Ray, if my wife ever kicks me out, can I come crash on your couch? We could work on that "Bossom Buddies 2012" script together...


Pro, if this ever happens, would you let me know? I think this fits the criteria of "available."


Pro wants to date Ray, Joe Mama wants to date Pro.

Poor sad homos.


I'm using Pro to get to his wife. If I have to give him a shot to the face to get in with her, so be it. That chickie is one hot tamale! She has to stay away from the freezer section, cuz she could melt all...this...stuff!


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Theres a surprise, Joe comparing women to food.
I pity the day he gets them mixed up!

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 Originally Posted By: Nöwheremän
Theres a surprise, Joe comparing women to food.
I pity the day he gets them mixed up!


I always wondered why women always phrased it, "Perform oral sex on me" instead of "eat me." Now I know. Thank you, cunt. For the fat joke and for ignoring the sweet My Blue Heaven reference.


Uschi said:
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MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus
Ray, if my wife ever kicks me out, can I come crash on your couch? We could work on that "Bossom Buddies 2012" script together...


Pro, if this ever happens, would you let me know? I think this fits the criteria of "available."


Pro wants to date Ray, Joe Mama wants to date Pro.

Poor sad homos.


...where the towels say "his" and "his" and "his"...

...Three's Company Too?


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you're still in there, rayman

...you're still in there...


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rob never remembers a man cause hes always bent over already...


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That was for Knut.

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Sorry Knut.

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meh. i tried.


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because i put THAT much time into this bullshit


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