I was at a Petrol/Gas station filling up.
A 17 year old average looking girl from the Car next to mine came up to me asked for money.
As she told me her sob story about running out of petrol/gas, she was undoing her shirt buttons - she stopped midway.
I told her to keep going.
She said that that was it, she had run out of petrol and needed £3. and another £3 for fags!
I said, no, keep going with the unbuttoning of your shirt.
She looked bewildered.
I said you're going to have to do a whole lot more that that if you want my money.
She called me a bald pervert!
I agreed!