I was at a Petrol/Gas station filling up.

A 17 year old average looking girl from the Car next to mine came up to me asked for money.

As she told me her sob story about running out of petrol/gas, she was undoing her shirt buttons - she stopped midway.

I told her to keep going.

She said that that was it, she had run out of petrol and needed £3. and another £3 for fags!

I said, no, keep going with the unbuttoning of your shirt.

She looked bewildered.

I said you're going to have to do a whole lot more that that if you want my money.

She called me a bald pervert!

I agreed!


Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!

I shit on Hogan!