I was at a Petrol/Gas station filling up.
A 17 year old average looking girl from the Car next to mine came up to me asked for money.
As she told me her sob story about running out of petrol/gas, she was undoing her shirt buttons - she stopped midway.
I told her to keep going.
She said that that was it, she had run out of petrol and needed £3. and another £3 for fags!
I said, no, keep going with the unbuttoning of your shirt.
She looked bewildered.
I said you're going to have to do a whole lot more that that if you want my money.
She called me a bald pervert!
I agreed!
An admitted slut blames her sluttyness on you by saying you're the pervert. I'm sorry, but Bugs Bunny did this joke funnier thirty years ago.
Bugs: "What's in it for me?"
Elmer: "Uh, a nickel?"
Bugs: "A-HA! Trying to bribe me, eh?"
