Rex is just trying to distract us from mentioning the "date" and "sex" he "almost had."
Jeez, Rex, at least Snarf doesn't pretend to have almost-dates. Or at least he doesn't post about them.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock