Strip clubs are getting funnier with the economic meltdown hitting everyone...there are some skanks that used to act all high and mighty, who are now offering handjobs in the VIP...

At the one dive bar a few weeks ago, this one kept bugging me to buy some dances.

"Uh...no, thanks. Really." Said Paul.

"OK then, would you like to buy me a drink?" Said the skank.

"..." Said Paul.

I mean, really...if I didn't want her touching me, why the FUCK would I buy HER a drink?


"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?"

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