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Hmmm....I can't necessarily disagree on the evolved push in their timelines. However, it should be noted that (and I only picked this up from listening to hardcore Trekkies debate the finer minutia of the movie) Kirk was actually older when he entered Starfleet here than in the original timeline. The counter, though, was that he skipped past some of the middle, and hit Captain. But, he only makes Captain in this movie just three years before he did originally. He was always the youngest Captain in Starfleet history, so I guess that...coupled with my own enjoyment of nostalgia...allowed me to just accept it and move on to the sequel. Nerdtalk it all you want. Cadet straight to Captain, the second highest rank in the service, is just gay. It's James T. Kirk. Whatcha' gonna do?   
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Baird Nichols I aint sure which is from which, but the first one looks good, the second one looks like the budget ran out just as they were creating her costume and makeup!
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Yeah, I noticed the paint was thin in the movie, too. I don't know if they were trying to make it look like varying shades of skin pigmentation (because, let's face it, your body isn't one exact color), or what. Still doesn't put me off that sweet ass... 
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Green women ruin the believability for me.
Yuck!
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The second one is unbelievable hot. She's also in the GI Joe movie.
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The second one is unbelievable hot. She's also in the GI Joe movie. Yes.  
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Baird Nichols I aint sure which is from which, but the first one looks good, the second one looks like the budget ran out just as they were creating her costume and makeup! My point exactly. The first one is the the TV show. The second is the big budget movie. The chick is still hot, despite that.
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Those two both look better (in every way possible) than the one in the obscene-budget movie that came out this year.
Fuck Trek.
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Fuck you Joe Mama! You wouldn't even HAVE those hottttt green wimmens if it wasn't for Trekus-Maximus! Nerdfest '09, Get Some!
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I'd still have those wimmens. They just wouldn't be green, thus pandering directly to the cretins and CHUDs that make up Trek fandom. Wimmens don't need green paint for to be sexay. Most men can enjoy a pair of sexay wimmens without the paint. It's the Trek mutants who need green food coloring on wimmens to get where they need to go.
Fuck Trek * 2. L. Ron Hubbard shits in Gene Roddenberry's mouth while Philip K. Dick brutally sodomizes him.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I'd still have those wimmens. They just wouldn't be green, thus pandering directly to the cretins and CHUDs that make up Trek fandom. Wimmens don't need green paint for to be sexay. Most men can enjoy a pair of sexay wimmens without the paint. It's the Trek mutants who need green food coloring on wimmens to get where they need to go. you asshat! haven't you seen diora baird out of the green paint? 
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I was subjected to this movie yesterday and it was good.
That is all.
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How do you know what he tastes like?
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Because he, like Trek, is gay. DUH!
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Star Trek should have just been Dr. McCoy walking around with a bottle of Jack Daniels, telling everyone to kiss his ass, and banging his hot nurses.
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Admittedly, if McCoy had been the hero of that flick, Nero's reign of terror would've ended a lot sooner. McCoy drunk-drives over to Nero's ship, kicks down the door to his chamber, lays him out with a single headbutt, tosses his arse (and any dissenting crew member's arse) off the ship, and then fucks all the female crew members before heading back to Earth with Nero's ship AND the Enterprise. The credits run under the scene of him getting a li'l Uhura stank on his hang-low, doggie-style (whydaya think he's called "Bones???")!
Another reason Trek is gay: how is Bones NOT the hero of that series???
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Another reason Trek is gay: how is Bones NOT the hero of that series??? Exactly. Fuck Kirk. Fuck Spock. Fuck Picard and his bitchy crew. Star Trek needed only one character. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy. Just for scriptwriting formula sake, make Scotty his sidekick. Shit happens, they go get fucked up drunk, Scotty makes the Enterprise blow up suns while McCoy has cured the universe's most deadly virus. The show ends with Scotty humping Uhura over her console and Yeoman Rand straddling McCoy on the Captain's chair. Every week.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Another reason Trek is gay: how is Bones NOT the hero of that series??? Exactly. Fuck Kirk. Fuck Spock. Fuck Picard and his bitchy crew. Star Trek needed only one character. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy. Just for scriptwriting formula sake, make Scotty his sidekick. Shit happens, they go get fucked up drunk, Scotty makes the Enterprise blow up suns while McCoy has cured the universe's most deadly virus. The show ends with Scotty humping Uhura over her console and Yeoman Rand straddling McCoy on the Captain's chair. Every week. Y'know what? Fuck the whole concept of Trek. Just make a series about McCoy and Scotty drunkenly road-tripping through space. They steal a Federation-class ship with bare bones, all-female crew and blast through space, ripping shit up and raising hell. If we MUST have some of the members of the old show on, Harry Mudd can sell them a bad batch of Space Cialis that causes them to hallucinate even as their libidos go unchecked. Key line from that episode: Harry Mudd: You raped my Tribbles! You raped ALL my Tribbles!!! Y'want Khan? I'll give you Khan! Khan - a superhuman space pimp - steals aboard the ship, trying to turn out the entire crew and recreate his race while turning mad profit. McCoy and Scotty get wise to what's going on, beat Khan's arse, toss him in a locker, and launch it (and the Genesis Device they won in a poker game) at some planet. Key exchange: Random crew member lady: Was it such a good idea, sending Khan to that planet with an unknown technology and a grudge toward you both?
McCoy & Scotty (drunk as hell): What could go wrong??? Do the whole series like that. It's a mix of Trek, Hunter S. Thompson, and every great buddy/road trip flick ever! Have Scotty fuck a fat, black chick and hang her panties on his teleporter control panel. Maybe McCoy decides not to nail one of those green broads cuz "she's not ripe yet," but fucks her anyway by the end of the episode. Scotty could wake up after a night of blackout drinking next to one of those lizard creatures and have to explain to McCoy why his cock's all scaly (Lizard People VD). The possibilities are endless!
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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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