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So, okay, Superboy Prime punches people, blah blah blah, he loses and explodes and gets sent back to Earth Prime. What? It's back? Yes. So, he's like "What? It's back? Yes." and sees his parents and girlfriend are alive and he's completely fucking happy. But then his girlfriend runs out scared and his mom and dad show him issues of DC Comics' Legion of Three Worlds, which they have been reading on the kitchen table all this time even though they're adults, right? So they say to him "Please tell us this cartoon character in the comical books isn't you, son", and he's like "uhhhhhh". Cut to: five epilogues with Superman and the Legion. Superboy Prime is still alive somewhere, they say, but he's depowered so he can't hurt anyone anymore. Yay, celebration. BACK TO: the basement of the house of the parents of Superboy Prime, who is now a normal teen with a Death of Superman t-shirt and Legion posters on the wall. He's reading this very comic and turns to you and insults you. I did not pay 3.95 to be insulted by a character in the comic I'm reading. I did not pay 3.95, in fact. So Superboy Prime says "oh, so they think I can't hurt them anymore? We'll see!" and so he turns to face his computer. And he pushes keys on the keyboard. And he opens the DCMBs. On a thread called "Can Superboy Prime be reedemed?". END.
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Having examined the issue more closely I noticed that Superboy Prime logs into the DCMBs as an Administrator. He's short, gay, and gay. Rob. You are Superboy Prime. That explains the bruises on your knuckles when you handed Daphne that can of deodorant.
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I've been reading in other forums that this is the greatest comic ever. Now I have to see it for myself.
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Having examined the issue more closely I noticed that Superboy Prime logs into the DCMBs as an Administrator. He's short, gay, and gay. Rob. You are Superboy Prime. That explains the bruises on your knuckles when you handed Daphne that can of deodorant. not on earth prime. this is marc campbell.
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That's what Superob Primphausen should have done. He turns on the computer, logs into Demonoid, and downloads all the issues of Superman and his Friends. DC Comics goes bankrupt, Superman dies. End.
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So this whole thing was basically a was for jeff johns to bitch about message board trolls?
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He probably thought he wasn't making the commentary obvious enough in every other appareance by Superboy Prime.
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So, okay, Superboy Prime punches people, blah blah blah, he loses and explodes and gets sent back to Earth Prime. What? It's back? Yes. So, he's like "What? It's back? Yes." and sees his parents and girlfriend are alive and he's completely fucking happy. But then his girlfriend runs out scared and his mom and dad show him issues of DC Comics' Legion of Three Worlds, which they have been reading on the kitchen table all this time even though they're adults, right? So they say to him "Please tell us this cartoon character in the comical books isn't you, son", and he's like "uhhhhhh". Cut to: five epilogues with Superman and the Legion. Superboy Prime is still alive somewhere, they say, but he's depowered so he can't hurt anyone anymore. Yay, celebration. BACK TO: the basement of the house of the parents of Superboy Prime, who is now a normal teen with a Death of Superman t-shirt and Legion posters on the wall. He's reading this very comic and turns to you and insults you. I did not pay 3.95 to be insulted by a character in the comic I'm reading. I did not pay 3.95, in fact. So Superboy Prime says "oh, so they think I can't hurt them anymore? We'll see!" and so he turns to face his computer. And he pushes keys on the keyboard. And he opens the DCMBs. On a thread called "Can Superboy Prime be reedemed?". END. You're kidding. Seriously?
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So Superboy Prime says "oh, so they think I can't hurt them anymore? We'll see!" and so he turns to face his computer. And he pushes keys on the keyboard. And he opens the DCMBs. On a thread called "Can Superboy Prime be reedemed?". END. Superboy Prime...is... Pariah?!?!? 
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I just read it. Mxy is telling the truth.
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You have to say that. He's your father.
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Its on the ever truthful wikipedia as well.
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this might be the funniest crap of all time...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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So the question is, are DC actually registering an id at the DCMB to promote this?
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superboy prime types with two fingers.
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but he punches a wall with four
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From what I can see, theres at least 3 people on the DC boards claiming to be Superboy prime!
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So, okay, Superboy Prime punches people, blah blah blah, he loses and explodes and gets sent back to Earth Prime. What? It's back? Yes. So, he's like "What? It's back? Yes." and sees his parents and girlfriend are alive and he's completely fucking happy. But then his girlfriend runs out scared and his mom and dad show him issues of DC Comics' Legion of Three Worlds, which they have been reading on the kitchen table all this time even though they're adults, right? So they say to him "Please tell us this cartoon character in the comical books isn't you, son", and he's like "uhhhhhh". Cut to: five epilogues with Superman and the Legion. Superboy Prime is still alive somewhere, they say, but he's depowered so he can't hurt anyone anymore. Yay, celebration. BACK TO: the basement of the house of the parents of Superboy Prime, who is now a normal teen with a Death of Superman t-shirt and Legion posters on the wall. He's reading this very comic and turns to you and insults you. I did not pay 3.95 to be insulted by a character in the comic I'm reading. I did not pay 3.95, in fact. So Superboy Prime says "oh, so they think I can't hurt them anymore? We'll see!" and so he turns to face his computer. And he pushes keys on the keyboard. And he opens the DCMBs. On a thread called "Can Superboy Prime be reedemed?". END. *wheeze* HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!Is there any way a comic company could more openly shit on its fans? Everyone who actually followed Final Crisis and its spin-offs/tie-ins just got a big "FUCK YOU!!!" from DC Comics! 
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DC and Marvel have for years treated their fans with roughly the same consideration that a drug dealer treats his clients: "Fuck you, you know you're addicted, now give me your money, you stupid shit."
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Later on they will just say its all a dream of some description, and he is in stasis or a coma.
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...or, better yet, he has spacebug prime up his ass.
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DC and Marvel have for years treated their fans with roughly the same consideration that a drug dealer treats his clients: "Fuck you, you know you're addicted, now give me your money, you stupid shit." Oh, believe me, I know. I was a weird yet satisfying feeling, last August, when I went to bed and realized I went through an entire Wednesday without thinking about comics once. I had stopped caring about 99% of my comics months earlier, and dropped them that June, but I'd look every week just to see what was out. Glad to see that one company is being honest, at least...
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I just read it and, Oh God, is it awful. It's nice to know that Geoff Johns is a frequent lurker on these boards, as evidenced by page 5, panel 1, where Superboy Prime pulls an Oakley.
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superboy prime types with two fingers. One time a courthouse employee was taking my statement after my friends were charged with throwing eggs to moving cars and I noticed he was typing with his middle fingers only. I almost cracked up.
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Anonymous 07/23/09 03:27 PM Reading a post Forum: Comic Books Thread: Legion of the 3 World last issue - No! Warning! Don't buy! Read this first!  It's probably Superboy Prime! RUN!!
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I take it back. Superboy Prime isn't Pariah. It's Halo82!
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If he's powerless, then why are his eyes all glowy?
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
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If he is depowered, why are his eyes red?
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And why is that gay man on his side?
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And how the fuck did you get that picture of him, you blog reading cunt?
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If he is depowered, why are his eyes red? I've been Kamphausened by Nowie!
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