I am reminded of a couple more situations of jackassery. a few months back, I was at a convenience store, heckling Blackwulf for still being a clerk when two guys walked in. one guy starts asking for money for something or other. we both just look at each other and roll our eyes. the guy starts flipping out and screaming "Do I look a bum? Do I look a bum? Look at me, man! Do I look a bum?" Dude was wearing a wifebeater and sweatpants hanging down past his boxers and no shoes. Yes, yes, you do look a bum. How about getting dressed before you leave the house next time.
Dude, I told you I had
JUST woken up!
And I didn't yell "Do I look like a bum?", I
ASKED if I had a nice bum! You really should sober-up...