I don't want Hamlet from GI Joe. I want GI Joe from GI Joe. this ain't it.


minor spoilage ahead from the toyline.






























Cobra Commander has a transparent see through mask. Whut? What the fuck is the point of a mask that other people can see through? that's almost Snarfian in design.


According to the bio on Destro's figure, Destro becomes disfigured and his face is turned to metal by nanite tech. Whut? did these fuckers watch the first FF movie, see Doom, and go "yeah, that's it. . ."


I want GI Joe from GI Joe. this ain't it.