RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Dumbest Dating Site Ever

http://www.gothscene.com/

But, they do have a Chubby Goth section if Sammitch is interested.

Is it as bad as that nerd dating site I keep seeing ads for?

I don't know. I haven't seen that one, yet. I found an ad for this one at PWInsider. What's the name of that one? Might be funny to look at.

Okay, it seems that if you put any group title into google with the words 'dating site' you oddly discover that such a site exists.

http://www.littlepeoplemeet.com
http://www.nerdpassions.com
http://www.trannydating.com
etc.

Sorry, snarf. Couldn't find a whiny, bald-headed, virgin cunt dating site.

Snarf and Halo or Zzap?

Pariah already has that one bookmarked.

It'd have to be Zzweig. Tommy and Nick are the perfect couple already. You should leave well enough alone.

I think Jew Mama has a crush on Cap. ZZapp,

And Jew Mama and ZZapp in a relationship? Just stand back and watch as they shave each others backs as a prelude to sex.

You should only be racist or unfunny in a single post. Not both.

Um...this would be a bit funnier if I were actually Jewish, instead of nonpracticing Roman Catholic. I'd offer kudos for the attempt, but I know you stole it from someone else. So you fail. Twice. Three times, if you count the reference to my "hairy back" - your bear fetish doesn't change the fact that I don't have a hairy back.

Back to the ol' drawing board for you, I guess. And, by "drawing board," I mean whichever website from which you steal your material.

A serious question, though: Have you given thought to my suggestion regarding you and Tommy getting married at Fan Expo? You don't have to say you got the idea from me, and you might even get a blender or linen set as a gift from a "J. Mother" or "M. Scheckland."

actually i stole that directly from the zweig retards.

I do not know how to be unique
Instead I am a material stealing freak
It's just a shame that material is already weak
Is it any wonder I was 13 when I first learned to speak

Very clever, iggy.

G-Man will now come along a question your sexuality for being able to find that link.

Then hit on you.

Lexington Demographics
As of the census[1] of 2000, there were 9,793 people, 3,644 households, and 2,558
families residing in the town. The population density was 1,724.4 people per square mile
(665.7/km²). There were 4,025 housing units at an average density of 708.7/sq mi
(273.6/km²). The racial makeup of the town was 83.88% White, 12.48% Black or African
American, 0.18% Native American, 2.05% Asian, 0.03% Pacific Islander, 0.67% from other
races, and 0.70% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 1.91% of
the population.

atlas shruged
The protagonist, Dagny
Taggart, sees society collapse around her as the government increasingly asserts control
over all industry, while society's most productive citizens, led by the mysterious John
Galt, progressively disappear. Galt describes the strike as "stopping the motor of the
world" by withdrawing the "minds" that drive society's growth and productivity; with
their strike these creative minds hope to demonstrate that the economy and society
would collapse without the profit motive and the efforts of the rational and productive.

atlas shruged

In the final section of the novel, Taggart discovers the truth about John Galt, who is
leading an organized "strike" against those who use the force of law and moral guilt to
confiscate the accomplishments of society's productive members. With the collapse of the
nation and its rapacious government all but certain, Galt emerges to reconstruct a
society that will celebrate individual achievement and enlightened self-interest,
delivering a long speech (seventy pages in the first edition) serving to explain the
novel's theme and Rand's philosophy of Objectivism, in the book's longest single chapter.

The story of Atlas Shrugged dramatically expresses Rand's philosophy of Objectivism:
Rand's ethical egoism, her advocacy of "rational selfishness," is perhaps her most
well-known position. For Rand, all of the principal virtues and vices are applications
of the role of reason as man's basic tool of survival (or a failure to apply it):
rationality, honesty, justice, independence, integrity, productiveness, and pride—each
of which she explains in some detail in "The Objectivist Ethics."[24] Rand's characters
often personify her view of the archetypes of various schools of philosophy for living
and working in the world. Robert James Bidinotto wrote that "Rand rejected the literary
convention that depth and plausibility demand characters who are naturalistic replicas
of the kinds of people we meet in everyday life, uttering everyday dialogue and pursuing
everyday values. But she also rejected the notion that characters should be symbolic
rather than realistic." and Rand herself stated, "My characters are never symbols,
they are merely men in sharper focus than the audience can see with unaided sight...My
characters are persons in whom certain human attributes are focused more sharply and
consistently than in average human beings.

Iron Chef America recognizes the Iron Chefs from the original Iron Chef. However,
Morimoto is erroneously credited as having 66 victories in the original Kitchen Stadium
as a result of a typographical error. His actual record was 16-9-1, with one victory
coming in overtime.

hefs provide the producers with shopping lists for each of the possible secret
ingredients. Consequently, they can surmise what the secret ingredient will be just before it is officially revealed, based on which of their items were purchased.

I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!

Ronald Reagan worked as a sports announcer with several radio stations. In 1937, he had given a screen test and won a seven-year contract with Warner Brothers. This way, he got a break in Hollywood movies. In the same year, his first movie 'Love is on the Air' released, for which he received many raved reviews.

During the Second World War (1937), Ronald Reagan joined the Army Air Corps and gained the position of captain; however, he quit the job in 1945. The same year, he resumed his acting career. He married his costar Jane Wyman in 1940, had two children and adopted a third child. In oppose to Reagan's political ambition, Wyman divorced him in 1949. In 1952, he married his second wife Nancy Davis. He is the first American president to have been divorced.

Till the 1940s, Ronald Reagan was a strong supporter of the Democratic Party. However, after the Second World War, his political views changed and he switched to the Republican Party. He delivered television speeches in support of Barry Goldwater and by 1964, Ronald Reagan already become a political figure. Though Barry Goldwater lost the Presidential election, Ronald Reagan won the hearts of many people and became a popular face in American politics.

In 1967, Ronald Reagan became the governor of California. During his first term, he made many social reforms like budget cuts and hiked student fees. His fruitful political contribution as a Governor was proved by the fact that he won the next term in 1971. In his second term, he implemented strict rules regarding the eligibility for serving in welfare aid and many other welfare reforms. Though he promised to minimize tax, he could not achieve this election commitment during his term.

In the year 1980, Ronald Reagan won the Presidential Election of the United States. He pursued policies that emphasized personal freedom, expanded the scope of the military, improved the US economy and brought an end to the Cold War. The economy policies that were enacted in 1981 were called Reaganomics. The economic policies aimed at reduction in social spending and enhancing entrepreneurship. Due to his political excellence, he won a second term in 1985.

Ronald Reagan is the oldest President of the United States; he was 77 years old when he left the office in 1989. He died on June 5, 2004, due to pneumonia. The life of Ronald Reagan has taught us a wonderful lesson that if you strive honestly in life, then success is guaranteed. Due to his strong pathbreaking political views, the world remembers him by the name 'The Gipper' and 'The Great Communicator'.

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During the Second World War (1937), Ronald Reagan joined the Army Air Corps and gained the position of captain; however, he quit the job in 1945. The same year, he resumed his acting career. He married his costar Jane Wyman in 1940, had two children and adopted a third child. In oppose to Reagan's political ambition, Wyman divorced him in 1949. In 1952, he married his second wife Nancy Davis. He is the first American president to have been divorced.

Till the 1940s, Ronald Reagan was a strong supporter of the Democratic Party. However, after the Second World War, his political views changed and he switched to the Republican Party. He delivered television speeches in support of Barry Goldwater and by 1964, Ronald Reagan already become a political figure. Though Barry Goldwater lost the Presidential election, Ronald Reagan won the hearts of many people and became a popular face in American politics.

In 1967, Ronald Reagan became the governor of California. During his first term, he made many social reforms like budget cuts and hiked student fees. His fruitful political contribution as a Governor was proved by the fact that he won the next term in 1971. In his second term, he implemented strict rules regarding the eligibility for serving in welfare aid and many other welfare reforms. Though he promised to minimize tax, he could not achieve this election commitment during his term.

In the year 1980, Ronald Reagan won the Presidential Election of the United States. He pursued policies that emphasized personal freedom, expanded the scope of the military, improved the US economy and brought an end to the Cold War. The economy policies that were enacted in 1981 were called Reaganomics. The economic policies aimed at reduction in social spending and enhancing entrepreneurship. Due to his political excellence, he won a second term in 1985.

Ronald Reagan is the oldest President of the United States; he was 77 years old when he left the office in 1989. He died on June 5, 2004, due to pneumonia. The life of Ronald Reagan has taught us a wonderful lesson that if you strive honestly in life, then success is guaranteed. Due to his strong pathbreaking political views, the world remembers him by the name 'The Gipper' and 'The Great Communicator'.

Batman: "The green button will turn the car a la escarda o a la drecia."
Robin: "To the left or right. Threw in a little Spanish on me, huh, Batman?"
Batman: "One should always keep abreast of foreign tongues, Robin."

Dick: "Gosh, Economics is sure a dull subject."
Bruce: "Oh, you must be jesting, Dick. Economics dull? The glamour, the romance of commerce... Hmm. It's the very lifeblood of our country's society."



"Gosh, Batman, you're right!"
Bruce: "Don't dip your oar in this sordid sea, Dick. You might be besmirched."

Batman: "That's one trouble with dual identities, Robin. Dual responsibilities."

Batman: "In fact, Mr. Wayne is taking Mrs. Harriet Cooper, a devotee of Miss Glaze's, backstage before the performance to meet the dazzling star."
Robin: "While Dick Grayson, I suppose, stays home and works on his essay on glaciers?"
Batman: "Right again, Robin."

Robin: "To the batcave?"
Batman: "And up the batpoles."
Robin: "The batpoles?"
Batman: "Even crimefighters need their sleep, Robin."

Robin: "Picked up the seal pulsator yet, Batman?"
Batman: "We're still over land, Robin, and a seal is an aquatic, marine mammal."
Robin: "Gosh, yes, Batman, I forgot."

Robin: "Where'd you get a live fish, Batman?"
Batman: "The true crimefighter always carries everything he needs in his utility belt, Robin."

Robin: "Batman, maybe I should stay home tonight. Homework, you know."
Batman: "I think you should acquire a taste for opera, Robin, as one does for poetry and olives."

Robin, to Carpet King: "You must be that gentleman I've read about. Aren't you a king or something?"
Batman: "Robin, England has no king now. England has a queen, and a great lady she is, too."

Robin: "Gosh, Batman, this camel grass juice is great."
Batman: "Beware of strong stimulants, Robin."

Batman: "Robin, the Constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty. And the Constitution is the cornerstone of our great nation. We must abide by it."
Robin: "Gosh, when you put it that way..."

Batman: "Man-eating lilacs have no teeth, Robin. It's a process of ingestion through their tentacles."

Batman (after cracking a safe): "It's not difficult, if you have steady nerves and a good ear. Quality is destroyed by the tenor of criminal life."

Batman: "An older head can't be put on younger shoulders."

Robin: "Venus seemed like a nice girl in that costume."
Batman: "I suspect she is a nice girl down deep, but she's fallen in with bad companions. And who knows what her home life was like."

Batman: "Go back outside and calm the flower children."
Robin: "They'll mob me!"
Batman: "Groovy."

Batman: "You know your neosauruses well, Robin. Peanut butter sandwiches it is."

Batman: "Too many Bessarovian Cossacks around here, Robin. If I'd joined you in the fight, some of them may have been injured."

Robin, about Batgirl: "She's gone again! For once, Batman, let's follow her."
Batman: "No, Robin. With my head sticking out of this neosaurus costume, I might not appear like an ordinary, run of the mill crimefighter."

Bruce: "Just because we're traveling, I don't think that Dick should neglect his studies, so we brought along one thousand key works of literature, his biological specimens, and also his own desk."
Dick: "Yes, I expect to study hard."

Batman: "You're far from mod, Robin. And many hippies are older than you are."

Superintendent Watson: "Well, I think this calls for a cup of char at venerable Ireland Yard."
Robin: "Char?"
Batman: "Yes, Robin, a colloquialism for tea."

Catwoman: "Let noone say that Catwoman is not the best-dressed woman in the world."
Batman: "There are no fashion shows where you're going, Catwoman."
Robin: "And how could a feline feloness like you also be a fashion model?"
Batman: "Ah-ah. Give credit where credit is due, Robin. She may be evil, but she is attractive. You'll know more about that in a couple of years."

Robin: "If we close our eyes, we can't see anything."
Batman: "A sound observation, Robin."

Robin, about Catwoman: "Do you think she'll kill Batgirl?"
Batman: "Or worse, Robin. Or worse."

Batman: "Nobody wants war."
Robin: "Gee, Batman. Belgravia's such a small country. We'd beat them in a few hours."
Batman: "Yes, and then we'd have to support them for years."

Joker: "Let bygones be bygones. I'd like to shake hands with both of you. Can't we be friends?"
Robin: "I'd rather shake hands with a spitting cobra!"
Batman: "You're being cynical, Robin. To err is human, to forgive...divine."

Batman: "What took you so long, Batgirl?"
Batgirl: "Rush hour traffic, plus all the lights were against me. And you wouldn't want me to speed, would you?"
Robin: "Your good driving habits almost cost us our lives!"
Batman: "Rules are rules, Robin. But you do have a point."

Batman: "Cattail Lane and Nine Lives Alley. The Grimalkin Novelty Company is on that corner."
Robin: "Grimalkin? What kind of a name is that?"
Batman: "An obscure but nevertheless acceptable synonym for cat, Robin."

Robin, looking at Batgirl: "You know something, Batman?"
Batman: "What's that, Robin?"
Robin: "She looks very pretty when she's asleep."
Batman: "I thought you might eventually notice that. That single statement indicates to me the first oncoming thrust of manhood, old chum."

Robin: "Gosh, if I could just figure out that riddle. Why can't I get it?"
Batman: "Maybe your mind's on that cute little teenager who waved to you on the way across town, eh?"
Robin: "Awww, come on, Batman."

Dick: "Awww, heck! What's the use of learning French anyway?"
Bruce: "Dick, I'm surprised at you! Language is the key to world peace. If we all spoke each other's tongues, perhaps the scourge of war would be ended forever."
Dick: "Gosh, Bruce, yes. I'll get these darn verbs if they kill me!"

Robin: "What do we do, tip off Commissioner Gordon?"
Batman: "No, not on your life, old man. The Penguin and I have a score to settle."

Dick: "Wow! The rings of Saturn! This is sure some fun, Bruce."
Bruce: "Astronomy is more than mere fun, Dick."
Dick: "It is?"
Bruce: "Yes, it helps give us a sense of proportion. Reminds us how little we are, really. People tend to forget that sometimes."
Dick: "Gosh yes, that's right. I'll bet I see those rings a little differently this time!"

Robin: "Gosh, there could be diplomatic repercussions if we fail this time, Batman."
Batman: "That's not the point, Robin. What's important is that the world know that all visitors to these teeming shores are safe, be they peasant or king."
Robin: "Gee, Batman, I never thought of that. You're right."
Batman: "It's the very essence of our democracy."

Batman to Robin: "Stop fiddling with that atomic pile and come down here!"

Dick: "Gosh, botany is tough. I'll never learn to recognize all these trees!"
Bruce: "Come come, Dick. Pine. Elm. Hickory, chestnut, maple. Part of our heritage is the lure of living things, the storybook of nature."
Dick: "That's true, Bruce. I'll learn to read that book of nature yet!"

Batman: "Robin, you haven't fastened your safety bat-belt."
Robin: "We're only going a couple of blocks."
Batman: "It won't be long until you are old enough to get a driver's license, Robin, and you'll be able to drive the Batmobile and other vehicles. Remember, motorist safety."
Robin: "Gosh, Batman, when you put it that way.."

Bruce: "When we have more time, I'll acquaint you with the various processes of sculptoring. It's a fascinating art to which I devoted many hours of study."
Dick: "I sure would like to hear about it, Bruce."

Batman (during a bat-climb): "Careful, Robin. Both hands on the Bat-rope."
Robin: "Sorry, Batman."

Robin (about Lydia Limpet): "Gosh, Batman, those look like honest eyes."
Batman: "Never trust the old chestnut, 'Crooks have beady little eyes'. It's false."

Robin: "When we put the fake jewels in Miss Starr's safe and take the real ones out, we could be nailed as crooks."
Batman: "That's a chance we have to take, Robin. In our well ordered society, protection of private property is essential."
Robin: "Yes, you're right, Batman. That's the keystone to all law and order."

Dick Grayson: "I thought Lima was the capital of Equador."
Bruce Wayne: "As you can see, I was right. It's the capital of Peru."
Aunt Harriet: "Oh, I just love this game of capitals. It's just so educational!"
Bruce: "Not only that, if we don't know all about our friends to the south, how can we can carry out our good neighbor policy?"

Bruce: "Most Americans don't realize what we owe to the ancient Incas. Very few appreciate they gave us the white potato and many varieties of Indian corn."
Dick: "Now whenever I eat mashed potatos, I for one will think of the Incas."

Dick (working on a jigsaw puzzle): "It's so much harder with the pieces upside down."
Bruce: "Of course. Think of what excellent training it is for your visual memory."
Dick: "Gosh yes, I guess that's true."

(in Batmobile, on golf course)
Robin: "Let's get going and make an emergency bat-turn!"
Batman: "Not this time, old chum. Have to think of the golfers. The retro-rockets would burn up the course for a hundred yards."

Batman: "Human mechanisms are made by human hands, Robin. None of them is infallible. It is a lesson that must be faced."

Batman: "That's life, Robin, full of ups and downs. It ill befits any of us to become to confident."

Batman (about to cross the street): "Remember Robin, always look both ways."

Robin: "It sure is a shame, Batman. A restaurant with such terrific chow turning out to be a mere front for some criminal scheme."
Batman: "Look at it this way, Robin. That $100 cover charge is pretty stiff. Penguin's 'terrific chow' is hardly within the budget of the average worker."
Robin: "Gosh yes, you're right, Batman. All the needy people in the world, all the hungry children."
Batman: "Good thinking, Robin."

Dick: "Gosh Bruce, Greek is still Greek to me."
Aunt Harriet: "It's Greek to a lot of Greeks too. It's one of the world's oldest, most important, most beautiful languages."
Dick: "It may be, Aunt Harriet, but can't we take a breather and work out in the gym for a while?"
Aunt Harriet: "But the mind needs excercise too, Dick."
Dick: "Well, my mind is getting muscle-bound."
Bruce: "Ahhh, there is an old saying, Dick. A sound mind and a sound body. A worthy goal."

Batman: "Ma Parker's girl is more dangerous than her three boys."
Robin: "Her legs sort of reminded me of Catwoman's."
Batman: "You're growing up, Robin. Remember, in crime-fighting always keep your sights raised."

Robin: "But what is it?"
Batman: "Saribus Sacer. A species of ancient Egyptian beetle, sacred to the Sun God, Hymeopolos. And from which the term scarab is derived. But, you should know that, Robin, if you are up on your studies of Egyptology."
Robin: "You're right."

Batman: "I know. Hieroglyphics self-taught are a chore, Robin; but, it is a surefire way to unravel the secrets of the ancient mystics."

Batman: "Experience teaches slowly, Robin. And at a cost of many mistakes."

Robin: "I am a little hungry."
Batman: "Of course, Robin. Even crime-fighters must eat. And especially you. You're a growing boy and you need your nutrition."

Batman: "Remember the Boy Scouts' motto."
Robin: "'Be prepared'."
Batman: "It would do well to keep that in mind at all times."

Robin: "We better hurry, Batman."
Batman: "Not too fast, Robin. In good bat-climbing as in good driving one must never sacrifice safety for speed."
Robin: "Right again, Batman."

Batman: "Tarnished reputations are unfortunate, Robin. We can live with those. However, a threat to all of Gotham City is something else."

Robin: "Self-control is sure tough sometimes, Batman!"
Batman: "All virtues are, old chum. Indeed, that's why they're virtues."

Robin: "How about rushing the place, Batman?"
Batman: "Shh. I think not, Robin. All they've done so far is stolen a few items, attempted to kill you, me, and Batgirl. No, I think they plan something really big."

Dick: "Bruce, let me ride Waynebow. I'm light enough."
Bruce: "No, Dick, I couldn't allow my own ward to ride my own thoroughbred. People might think it

What Batman villain formerly worked as a zoologist?

Choose Your Answer: A: Poison Ivy, B: Killer Croc, C: ManBat, D: The Penguin

Pornography

When large scale excavations
of Pompeii were undertaken in the 1860s, much of the erotic art
of the Romans came to light, shocking the Victorians who saw
themselves as the intellectual heirs of the Roman Empire. They
did not know what to do with the frank depictions of sexuality,
and endeavored to hide them away from everyone but upper class
scholars. The moveable objects were locked away in the Secret
Museum in Naples, Italy and what could not be removed was covered
and cordoned off as to not corrupt the sensibilities of women,
children and the working class.

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Boston and a new Cincinnati club were charter members of the
National League in 1876. Perhaps in deference to the Cincinnati
history, many people[who?] reserved the "Red Stockings" nickname
for that city with the Boston team commonly referred to as the
"Red Caps" today. Other names were sometimes used before Boston
officially adopted the nickname "Braves" in 1912; that club is
now based in Atlanta, Georgia.

The Red Sox logo worn on uniforms in 1908, announcing the team's
first official nicknameIn 1901, the upstart American League
established a competing club in Boston. For seven
seasons, the AL team wore dark blue stockings and had no official
nickname. They were simply "Boston", "Bostonians" or "the
Bostons"; or the "Americans" or "Boston Americans" as in
"American Leaguers", Boston being a two-team city. Their
1901-1907 jerseys, both home and road, simply read "Boston",
except for 1902 when they sported large letters "B" and "A"
denoting "Boston" and "American." Newspaper writers of the time
used other nicknames for the club, including "Somersets" (for
owner Charles Somers), "Plymouth Rocks," "Beaneaters," the
"Collinsites" (for manager Jimmy Collins)", and "Pilgrims."