Originally Posted By: Nöwheremän
He probably thinks that it was a good idea to email her, just so her husband does find out, then he will have even more chance.

Fucking dipshit.


Good call, Nowie. He probably thinks he'll break up the marriage and that she'll fuck him out of gratitude. In reality however:

  • Married Chick: You fucking asshole! That email you sent me. My husband found it. He wants a divorce.

    Snarf. That's wonderful, beloved. Now we can be together.

    MC. I didn't want a divorce you dipshit. All did was flirt with you while I was drunk.

    Snarf. All I've ever wanted was someone to love and love me back. Someone like you.

    MC. He's been to a lawyer.

    Snarf. Great. We can get engaged faster.

    MC. He wants custody of the kids.

    Snarf. We can visit them on weekends. I can read them novellas.

    MC. You don't get it, you stupid, bald, fuckhead. I don't want you. I never wanted you. Not only don't I ever want to hear from you again, I'm going to report you to the cops as a stalker so that my husband will take me back.

    Snarf.. I'm pretty sure the constitution doesn't allow that. Let me check a graphic novel...