I came home from Toronto with SARS or Bird Flu or whatever the news sez I should panic about, so I'm a bit punchy. But I got Roger Corman to sign my repro poster of The Raven, scored Turkish posters of The Devil's Nightmare and Tomb Of The Blind Dead, won Poker Night, and watched in awe as Udo Kier gave some rude motherfuckers a big "FUCK YOU!", so I should be fine by tomorrow.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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