RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Women Men...show yourselves!

no.

is it because she's fat and ugly? Or because she's not real?

At least you didn't deny making up those stories. You're now on the road to recovery.

I don't need to make up stories. My life really is awesome.

Yes, because the made-up stories you've posted so far are the very definition of 'awesome'.

Stop fucking young boys, and then you might not be so distrustful of others!

what??? What does pedophilia have to do with anything you ginger moron?

So you don't deny the pedophilia either.

you seem way too interested in naked little boys. have you considered researching books?

Dude, you're barking up the wrong tree. I don't have any kiddie porn to give you. I'm not a sick fuck like you are.

Look dude, just because I view your pedophilia as sick and disgusting, does not make me a moron, but thats because I am normal...unlike you.

Now stop fucking young boys.

And we both kamphausened Dave Atell...

Actually, Carlos Promencia, I cited my source.

Oh damn, Joe. Mencia? That was cold.

And I heard it first from an audio-script of Dave Atell's stand-up. Where did you say it?

You DO realize there's a search function, right? Lazy plick...

SOMEone's in a mood! Honeymoon over, brother?

I came home from Toronto with SARS or Bird Flu or whatever the news sez I should panic about, so I'm a bit punchy. But I got Roger Corman to sign my repro poster of The Raven, scored Turkish posters of The Devil's Nightmare and Tomb Of The Blind Dead, won Poker Night, and watched in awe as Udo Kier gave some rude motherfuckers a big "FUCK YOU!", so I should be fine by tomorrow.

no answer Doog?

Of course, if she was a very young boy, you would now be begging for him to post pictures, wouldnt ya!

Sick fuck!

No dude, it's cuz you're a total fuckwit. You tried telling all of us you fucked your aunt in some obviously made up story that sounded like it was written by a 13 year old who masturbates furiously to the Victorias Secret catalog and has no actual knowledge of what the inside of a vagina or a womans mouth feels like. Then you tell us you were having sex with some chick and she pulled you out to piss all over herself??? Really man, you're fucking retarded.

Alt ID isn't the best ever created. S/He's Pariah-Lite. In fact, I'm surprised that Pariah doesn't sue for gimmick infringement.

I thought I was Pariah-Lite? Or have I been demoted? Or dare I say it, promoted?

You've developed into your own special brand of retardation.

No, you're young Snarf.

But. I'm not a virgin? Or single... Or bald... And I don't have a vagina shaved into my chin... And I didn't get fired from my inventory job at GameStop. And I'm not incapable of counting... And I don't own a single Hawaiian shirt... and I don't do karaoke... Do I REALLY need to go on?

No, because the more you list, it only shows how bad things must be for us to still rank you lower than Snarf.

Your land lord doesn't count

prove it

your curly amish hair is just as bad

If you were old enough to grow a chin bush, you would

you work at fucking walmart. Being fired from gamestop would be a step up

you think three doors down is "classic" that means you are incapable of knowing what good music is and that it isn't old enough to be considered classic even if it was good.

we've all seen your hat. it isn't better than a hawaiian shirt

you let jesus rape you and still your bike. Thats just as bad.

no, you've already make yourself look as bad as possible. At least you have tried suicide yet....

Yeah. Never fucked my landlord. In fact, she's a happily married woman. My previous roommates were all dudes, and I don't bend that way, sorry.
How, really?


Says the guy who looks like a baboon's ass.

I could. Right now I'm keeping it all shaved off, though.


I make $9.40 an hour, $10.40 on Sundays. Plus paid holidays and quarterly bonuses. Minimum 40hrs a week plus overtime. That said... for a 19-year-old with no college education that ain't half-bad.

Jesus. This again. Aside from the fact this point is entirely irrelevant, we've gone through this about a dozen times.
That hat is/was a drunken joke.
I've never been raped, sorry. And I haven't owned a bike in years. I prefer running.

"As bad as possible?" He who cast the first stone...
Run along, Karl. I think Linda's fixin' you some biscuits and mustard, and some of them french fried potaters you like...

I think he wants to smell your finger...

Fair points, so let's break you two down, head to head, UFC style. We'll see the similarities and differences before passing final judgment:

















I think that's a good cross section for comparison, and I stand by my initial statement that, as Alt ID is Pariah-Lite, so too is PCG "Young King Snarf." I leave it to everyone else to debate or add points I forgot.

Ginger locks? I'm a blonde, dude... And I HAS NO FACIAL HAIR!

Theres a picture of Snarf with no facial hair as well, just as there are pictures of him with it...its called a razor.

Your only pictures posted here so far have contained facial (gay) hair, so dont act like we should automatically know you are clean shaven at the moment, you fucking nonce.


Just to prove a point, what does my hair and facial fungus look like at this moment?
What?
You dont know...shocking!

You know PC, I'm actually on your side for this one.

He's nowhere NEAR Snarf. Snarf is apathetic. And by that, I mean that we all think he's pathetic, and he makes no attempt to prove us wrong. In word or action!

And while PCG is an attention-craving kid that needs a hand-up in this stage of his life, he at least gets in and tries to rumble with us. We pick on him, and he at least tries to come back (rarely successful, though...sorry PG). Snarf just hides in the corner and licks his wounds, generally oblivious and willfully ignorant of how the world perceives him. Snarf is apathetic to improvement because he likes being a victim. It gives him an internal pity-outlet. Meanwhile, PCG is just the kid who's trying to be cool with the older crowd. He's not selling-out so far as to be a pushover, but he's not cowering in ambiguity.

In the end, PCG comes off as more of a "less-brooding Danny" or "redneck Velo", than "young Snarf". In fact, given the outlandish sexual exploits he creates for us, I would say Alt-Id is more of an "Alt-Snarf". While Snarf wants to play the victim so much that he embraces the virgin-identity he has created for himself, Alt-Id wants to be seen as such a sexual badass (and thus, alpha-male) he embraces an imaginary 'porn star-identity'. He also kind of reminds me of "Kaz"...was that his name? That fucking "Short-Round"-looking kid who was supposedly an artist? I think that was his name. Alt-Snarf here gives me that vibe, as well.

Anyway, that's my $7.98 on the subject...


P.S. Alt-Id, I've seen a pic of Doog's wife. She's thin, young, redhead, and fuckin' smoking. I'd advise dropping this one. You mis-spoke, we understand. It happens. We all do it. But, if you persist on this line of attack towards Doog and someone breaks into an archive and dredges up a pic of her, you're totally going to have to eat your words, man. Just be a man, apologize and move on...

C'mon Pro, we have all seen pics of PJP.
He is neither thin, young or redheaded.

but he IS orange!

he must be sarcastic, like... ALL the time.

Actually, Nowhereman... I mentioned it when I responded to Rex throwing himself into this discussion. Sorry, my English-Welsh translator is broken.

And just so you can say you've never seen it...



Ignore the weird blurry thing. I was at a concert and I've no idea what it was. Mind you that photo is about a year old now...



More recent. Taken by the girlfriend who may or may not exist. God only knows what she did to her phone to make the lighting look that freaky...

"My Precious!"

Ohh, c'mon....
My teeth ain't that bad.

I thought you were blonde, or something...