But. I'm not a virgin? Or single... Or bald... And I don't have a vagina shaved into my chin... And I didn't get fired from my inventory job at GameStop. And I'm not incapable of counting... And I don't own a single Hawaiian shirt... and I don't do karaoke... Do I REALLY need to go on?


"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all."
-- Lothar of the Hill People