Yeah. Never fucked my landlord. In fact, she's a happily married woman. My previous roommates were all dudes, and I don't bend that way, sorry.
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Or single...
prove it
How, really?
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Or bald...
your curly amish hair is just as bad
Says the guy who looks like a baboon's ass.
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And I don't have a vagina shaved into my chin...
If you were old enough to grow a chin bush, you would
I could. Right now I'm keeping it all shaved off, though.
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And I didn't get fired from my inventory job at GameStop.
you work at fucking walmart. Being fired from gamestop would be a step up
I make $9.40 an hour, $10.40 on Sundays. Plus paid holidays and quarterly bonuses. Minimum 40hrs a week plus overtime. That said... for a 19-year-old with no college education that ain't half-bad.
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And I'm not incapable of counting...
you think three doors down is "classic" that means you are incapable of knowing what good music is and that it isn't old enough to be considered classic even if it was good.
Jesus. This again. Aside from the fact this point is entirely irrelevant, we've gone through this about a dozen times.
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And I don't own a single Hawaiian shirt...
we've all seen your hat. it isn't better than a hawaiian shirt
That hat is/was a drunken joke.
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and I don't do karaoke...
you let jesus rape you and still your bike. Thats just as bad.
I've never been raped, sorry. And I haven't owned a bike in years. I prefer running.
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Do I REALLY need to go on?
no, you've already make yourself look as bad as possible. At least you have tried suicide yet....
"As bad as possible?" He who cast the first stone... Run along, Karl. I think Linda's fixin' you some biscuits and mustard, and some of them french fried potaters you like...
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
