Originally Posted By: PCG342
But. I'm not a virgin? Or single... Or bald... And I don't have a vagina shaved into my chin... And I didn't get fired from my inventory job at GameStop. And I'm not incapable of counting... And I don't own a single Hawaiian shirt... and I don't do karaoke... Do I REALLY need to go on?


Fair points, so let's break you two down, head to head, UFC style. We'll see the similarities and differences before passing final judgment:

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KING SNARF: Whiny and bald.

PCG: Whiny, but not bald. However, his ginger locks, whether bowl-cut or stringy and long is not much of an improvement.


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KING SNARF: Bad facial hair, resembling a vagina on his face.

PCG: Two words for his facial hair: Spin Doctors. *shudder*


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KING SNARF: Musical tastes = whatever he can sing on Karaoke Night at his favorite gay bar.

PCG: Musical tastes = documented in other threads and range from awful and gay to just plain awful. With few exceptions, if he puts a CD in your car's stereo, it gets tossed out the window three chords in...by your car.


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KING SNARF: Fashion sense = Hawaiian shirts.

PCG: Fashion sense = fishing caps adorned with buttons he bought...from Spencer's Gifts.


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KING SNARF: Fired from Game Stop.

PCG: Proud to work at WalMart. Will probably get fired for catching a handjob in the women's bathroom from the "special" carriage collector.


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KING SNARF: Got 3/4 of a blowjob.

PCG: Gives blowjobs and calls it "paying the rent."


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KING SNARF: Virgin.

PCG: Says he isn't a virgin, but no one can, or wants to, confirm this.


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KING SNARF: RKMBS Legacy = his "No Woman Will Ever Want Me" thread. People are still quoting from it even as he pretends it doesn't bother him.

PCG: RKMBS Legacy = three words: "Fake Internet Suicide."


I think that's a good cross section for comparison, and I stand by my initial statement that, as Alt ID is Pariah-Lite, so too is PCG "Young King Snarf." I leave it to everyone else to debate or add points I forgot.

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