But. I'm not a virgin? Or single... Or bald... And I don't have a vagina shaved into my chin... And I didn't get fired from my inventory job at GameStop. And I'm not incapable of counting... And I don't own a single Hawaiian shirt... and I don't do karaoke... Do I REALLY need to go on?
You know PC, I'm actually on your side for this one.
He's nowhere NEAR Snarf. Snarf is apathetic. And by that, I mean that we all think he's pathetic, and he makes no attempt to prove us wrong. In word or action!
And while PCG is an attention-craving kid that needs a hand-up in this stage of his life, he at least gets in and tries to rumble with us. We pick on him, and he at least tries to come back (rarely successful, though...sorry PG). Snarf just hides in the corner and licks his wounds, generally oblivious and willfully ignorant of how the world perceives him. Snarf is apathetic to improvement because he likes being a victim. It gives him an internal pity-outlet. Meanwhile, PCG is just the kid who's trying to be cool with the older crowd. He's not selling-out so far as to be a pushover, but he's not cowering in ambiguity.
In the end, PCG comes off as more of a "less-brooding Danny" or "redneck Velo", than "young Snarf". In fact, given the outlandish sexual exploits he creates for us, I would say Alt-Id is more of an "Alt-Snarf". While Snarf wants to play the victim so much that he embraces the virgin-identity he has created for himself, Alt-Id wants to be seen as such a sexual badass (and thus, alpha-male) he embraces an imaginary 'porn star-identity'. He also kind of reminds me of "Kaz"...was that his name? That fucking "Short-Round"-looking kid who was supposedly an artist? I think that was his name. Alt-Snarf here gives me that vibe, as well.
Anyway, that's my $7.98 on the subject...
P.S. Alt-Id, I've seen a pic of Doog's wife. She's thin, young, redhead, and fuckin' smoking. I'd advise dropping this one. You mis-spoke, we understand. It happens. We all do it. But, if you persist on this line of attack towards Doog and someone breaks into an archive and dredges up a pic of her, you're totally going to have to eat your words, man. Just be a man, apologize and move on...
