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be careful. they could shut down their forum at any time on you!
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After I was banned, I sent their Admin Mark Seifert playful, in-character emails every day for a solid week. He never responded, but I hope it at least made him giggle a little. Here's one of them: From: Beth <raxi@excite.com> Subject: Hello Administrator Mark Seifert Date: 06/19/2009 04:34 PM To: mark@avatarpress.net Dear Administrator Mr. Mark Seifert, It has come to my attention that you do not wish me to post at Bleeding Cool forums. I am thinking it is because you think I am boring and cannot add love and fun to a forum so full of love and fun already. I am very intent on telling you why that is NOT the case, and you will see that I am at least Admin-material, if not a higher position that will give me higher power to be over an Administration. - * #1 : My name is Ozzy Baxter. Ozzy is cool like Ozzy Osbourne and Ozzy & Harriet. Baxter is both, the name of the building the FF live in AND (!!!) the name of the paper they used to print the NEW TEEN TITANS on....Baxter Paper. How FREAKING cool is that? I ask you, really. That point should do it right there. But, since I know you are a man of great passion and smartness of intelligible thinking, I give you more.
* #2: I love comic books and not just Mark Waid's magnificent body..........OF WORK! Ha! Ha! This is a trick double-meaning point because it shows I know comic books but am also funny with a ribald sense of being funny. I like to mow the edge, if you know what metaphor I am choking.
* #4: "My Godliness, Oswald Baxter...what happened to #3?" You are most probably saying this out-loud to your computer screen right now and I cannot be blaming you for doing so. To answer your very real questionable curiousness, #3 was not awesome enough to hold this point, and was crushed and regenerated into #4...which is just barely holding.....OH! There it goes....
* #5: See, #5 is now to showcase #4/#3 because it shows I can be zany and unpredictable, and I made a Dr. Who reference...which shows how versatile and varied I like to be when I write things for message boards.
After these FIVE AWESOME POINTS you are probably sweating. Maybe you feel nauseous and wish your vision wouldn't blur? I would suggest stop reading and calling a doctor right now!!! omigod hurry. It might be cyber-swine flu. Do not worry about me, I will be sitting here hoping you are well and will be opening my registration back up so that I might post more miracles and antidotes to cancer in your forum. For I am Ozzy Baxter, and sometimes I just end my emails.
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as promised to halo/w&c, i'll have to bring this up with mark at the next forum admin meeting
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Please tell him I am being saying Hello!
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Yeah, definitely Balki. But, I really hear Steve Martin's 'Wild & Crazy Guy!' in there, as well. Just not as loud...
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Also, Borat's a natural influence...
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Everyone also loves The Todd!
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borat stole everything he knows from bartokomous!
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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I'm thinking Colonel Klink predates them all...
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Cross-Posting Five! {we should really have a The Todd face emoticon, like our  one}
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I actually know Mark Seifert from years ago at the old Avatar forums. he's a pretty cool guy.
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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GRIMM! AGENT OF THE ORDER! I CALL ON YOU TO HEED MY CALL WHEN I CALL AND THEN HEED YOU'RE HEEDING OF MY CALL!! HEED ME!!
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Also, tell your buddy Mark Seifert that Ozzy Baxter loves him... 
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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GRIMM! AGENT OF THE ORDER! I CALL ON YOU TO HEED MY CALL WHEN I CALL AND THEN HEED YOU'RE HEEDING OF MY CALL!! HEED ME!! you never called me back to say what you thought of Watchmen!
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Also, tell your buddy Mark Seifert that Ozzy Baxter loves him... I should email him. I haven't spoken with him since the JQ days. . .
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GRIMM! AGENT OF THE ORDER! I CALL ON YOU TO HEED MY CALL WHEN I CALL AND THEN HEED YOU'RE HEEDING OF MY CALL!! HEED ME!! you never called me back to say what you thought of Watchmen! OH!.....oh. Shit, I didn't, did I? Sorry.  I thought Watchmen was a good time. However, if I had never read the book itself, I would have probably found it to be a boring three hours. There really was no weak-link in the cast, I wanted to bone Silk Spectre, and Rorschach was fucking perfect. 
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I wanted to bone Silk Spectre, and Rorschach
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I wanted to bone Silk Spectre, and Rorschach Just so long as it wasnt the actor who played Rorschach....that would worry me!
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i hope they don't see this thread... they'll read our secret plans!!! Somebody should get a poll going on this so we can rig it.
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Hey guy's you don't know me but I am a comic book professional. I just wanted to say I worked with MOTA for awhile now as a matter of fact I consider him an apprentice.
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........oh dear......... 
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Hey guy's you don't know me but I am a comic book professional. I just wanted to say I worked with MOTA for awhile now as a matter of fact I consider him an apprentice. Hello, I'm the queen of england. How are you today?
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Hey guy's you don't know me but I am a comic book professional. I just wanted to say I worked with MOTA for awhile now as a matter of fact I consider him an apprentice. And yet, you show no signs of being able to use correct punctuation or grammar. What a great comic book professional you must be. I do hope you are not a writer.
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Hostile?
Moi?
Fuck off, you cunt!
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sure random person who thinks he's being clever sure.
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Hoopes is a common name. Of course it is. That is why nobody can honestly say they have ever met or spoken to someone with that surname...and to just coincidently have the same first name as an outed scam artist...what are the odds?
Now please take note of my previous comment.
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Hey guy's you don't know me but I am a comic book professional. I just wanted to say I worked with MOTA for awhile now as a matter of fact I consider him an apprentice. Aren't you the guy who posed as Art Adams to get work? I'll bet you and MOTA make a nice couple... IN THE ASS!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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