Since I was sixteen. Her name was Merci LaVelle. She was a hot blond French girl In the country as a foreign exchange student. RelationS between France and America haven't been the same since.

"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who

"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson

I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!