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Last time I meant it!

i think he means it this time!

No, last time I did.

Bibboa

yes!!!!

By Jove, I think he's got it!

Dig if u will the picture
Of u and I engaged in a kiss
The sweat of your body covers me
Can u my darling
Can u picture this?

Dream if u can a courtyard
An ocean of violets in bloom
Animals strike curious poses
They feel the heat
The heat between me and u

How can u just leave me standing?
Alone in a world that's so cold? (So cold)
Maybe I'm just 2 demanding
Maybe I'm just like my father 2 bold
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry

Touch if u will my stomach
Feel how it trembles inside
You've got the butterflies all tied up
Don't make me chase u
Even doves have pride

How can u just leave me standing?
Alone in a world so cold? (World so cold)
Maybe I'm just 2 demanding
Maybe I'm just like my father 2 bold
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry

How can u just leave me standing?
Alone in a world that's so cold? (A world that's so cold)
Maybe I'm just 2 demanding (Maybe, maybe I'm like my father)
Maybe I'm just like my father 2 bold (Ya know he's 2 bold)
Maybe you're just like my mother (Maybe you're just like my mother)
She's never satisfied (She's never, never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other (Why do we scream, why)
This is what it sounds like

When doves cry
When doves cry (Doves cry, doves cry)
When doves cry (Doves cry, doves cry)

Don't Cry (Don't Cry)

When doves cry
When doves cry
When doves cry

When Doves cry (Doves cry, doves cry, doves cry
Don't cry
Darling don't cry
Don't cry
Don't cry
Don't don't cry

Good work everyone! Take five!

I wish all the rehearsals worked out so well.

Batman (also referred to as the Bat-Man or the Batman, and additionally as the "Caped Crusader" and the "Dark Knight") is a fictional character, a comic book superhero co-created by artist Bob Kane and writer Bill Finger (although only Kane receives official credit), appearing in publications by DC Comics. The character first appeared in Detective Comics #27 in May 1939.In the original version of the story and the vastmajority of subsequent retellings, Batman's secret identity is Bruce Wayne, a billionaireplayboy, industrialist, andphilanthropist. Having witnessed the murder of his parents as a child, Bruce trainshimself both physically and intellectually and dons a bat-themed costume in order tofight crime. Batman operates in the fictional American Gotham City, assisted byvarious supporting characters including his main sidekick Robin, occasional assistance from former sidekick Batgirl, the police commissioner James Gordon, and his butlerAlfred Pennyworth, and fights an assortment of villains influenced by the characters'roots in film and pulp magazines. Unlike most superheroes, he does not possess anysuperpowers; he makes use of intellect, detective skills, science and technology, wealth, physical prowess, and intimidation in his war on crime. Starting 2009, the roleof Batman has been taken up by Wayne's former ward and the first Robin, Dick Grayson.Batman became a popular character soon after his introduction and gained his own comic
book title, Batman, in 1940. As the decades wore on, differing interpretations of the character emerged. The late 1960s Batman television series utilized a camp aesthetic associated with the character for years after the show ended. Various creators worked toreturn the character to his dark roots, culminating in the 1986 miniseries Batman: TheDark Knight Returns, by writer-artist Frank Miller, while the success of director TimBurton's 1989 film Batman helped to reignite popular interest in the character. A cultural icon, Batman has been licensed and adapted into a variety of media, from radio to television and film, and appears on a variety of merchandise sold all over the world.

Who are the 3 founding families of Gotham City?
Wayne, Tyler & Savage
Savage, Wayne & Stevens
Stevens, Wayne & Tyler

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The Doctor: That's the trouble with antimatter. You can see the effect but not the cause. It's like being punched on the nose by the invisible man.

--

The Doctor: To the rational mind, nothing is inexplicable; only unexplained.

The Master: One must rule or serve. That is the basic law of life. Why do you hesitate? Surely it's not loyalty to the Time Lords, who exiled you to one insignificant planet?
The Doctor: You'll never understand. I want to see the universe, not to rule it.


--

The Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you that Romana can look after herself. We're Time Lords. Not like those innocents on Atrios, you know. Time Lords, sent by the Guardian to recover the Key to Time.
The Shadow: I know who you are, Doctor, I have always known. I have been waiting for you. I too serve a Guardian, a Guardian equal and opposite in power to the one you serve. The Black Guardian - he who walks in darkness. And you are in the valley of the Shadow!

Somewhere out there, someone still believes.

You had it all. You had it all and you threw it down the drain.

100 caption contests couldn't raise Bilboa from it's watery grave.

May it serve as a cautionary tale to us all . . .

The grieving widow goes to her local newspaper to submit an obituary. The man behind the counter tells her it will cost $5.per word. She thinks for a moment and says "Fred's dead." The man then informs her there is a five word minimum. She' says "Okay... Fred's dead; Buick for sale"


--

There are these three girls and their boyfriends all have the same name. So in order to keep them from getting confused, they decided to give their boyfriends nicknames. So they asked the first girl what she called her boyfriend. And she says, "I call my man 7-up." They ask her," Why do you call your man that," and she says," Because he's seven inches long and is always up. They ask the second girl what she calls her man. She says," I call my man Mountain Dew." They ask," Why do you call your man that," and she says," Because he likes to Mount me and to Do me." They ask the third girl the same thing and she says, "I like to call my man Jack Daniels." They look at her puzzled and say," Why do you call your man that, Jack Daniels is a Hard Liquor," and she says, "Exactly."


--

Poetry creates the myth, the prose writer draws its portrait.
- Jean-Paul Sartre

Engrave this in your brain: EVERY WRITER GETS REJECTED. You will be no different.
- John Scalzi

Don't mistake a good setup for a satisfying conclusion -- many beginning writers end their stories when the real story is just ready to begin.
- Stanley Schmidt

We do not write because we want to; we write because we have to.
- Somerset Maugham

To produce a mighty book, you must choose a mighty theme.
- Herman Melville

A person who publishes a book willfully appears before the populace with his pants down...If it is a good book nothing can hurt him. If it is a bad book, nothing can help him.
- Edna St. Vincent Millay

Cover to The Uncanny X-Men #135 (July 1980), by Byrne & Terry
Austin. The Uncanny X-Men
Byrne joined Claremont beginning with The X-Men #108 (Dec. 1977).
Their work together (along with inker Terry Austin) on such
classic story arcs as the "Dark Phoenix Saga" and "Days of Future
Past" would make them both fan favorites, and X-Men became one of
the industry’s best-selling titles. Byrne has repeatedly
compared his working relationship with Claremont to Gilbert and
Sullivan, and has said that they were "almost constantly at war
over who the characters were."[7] After more than three years on
Uncanny X-Men, during which time he created the character
Shadowcat (Kitty Pryde http://cafurl.com?i=12622), Byrne left the
title with issue #143 (Mar. 1981).

In the series Spider-Man: Chapter One, Byrne sought to retell
some of Spider-Man’s earliest adventures, changing some key
aspects. In late 1998, Byrne also took over as writer of the
flagship series, The Amazing Spider-Man, at the end of the
series with issue #440, by which time Marvel had decided to
relaunch the book. The "last" issue of The Amazing Spider-Man was
#441 (Nov. 1998), with Marvel re-initiating the series with a
new issue #1 (Jan. 1999) with Howard Mackie as writer and Byrne
as penciler. Byrne penciled issues #1–18 (from 1999–2000) and
wrote #13–14.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?


My name is [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

Can you please scratch my back? My arms are far too muscular for me to reach.


If I got a nickel for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.


You stole my heart. That's OK, though - I have another one at home in
the fridge.

Frank Burns is a twat.
-MisterJLA

"He couldn't kill mice." -- I Wake Up Screaming

"Surely you haven't come to negotiate, Mr. Bond. Your pitiful, little island hasn't even been threatened."
-- Diamonds are Forever

You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When.......

After you beat someone up, you spray paint their back

You do heel turns on your best friends for no reason