Not in the picture at least. I know what you're up to, I post a picture of your "request" and then you say "You're not kissing her, Gay!" then I post that picture and you say "You're not undressing her, gay!" then eight years from now we'll be at "You only procreated five children! Gay!"
I know you too well, you're trying to extract photoshop fodder from me and I won't fall for it!
There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello? Put Natasha on the phone. Who is this? This is her fucking son's father. Who is this? This is her fucking son. ..........oh....... Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.
