Originally Posted By: Nöwheremän
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
For the record? Just 'cause Snarf returned at the same time as me? Not my Alt.


Or perhaps that's just what I/she/we want you to think....

Pretending to be Uschi is the closest you will ever come to being in a woman.


That both entertains and disgusts me.

Also, re:your sig... retarded turtles also have a certain sense of charm.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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