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Originally posted by Nowhereman:
So what do you have to do to get a free Franta?
Do you have to buy one to get one free?
Does it come with a magazine subscription?
Do I have to email Rob?
I had a free Franta once.

Picked it up off the street.

All it did was soil my carpet, hump my leg, and lick its genitalia until said genitalia gave forth with a mighty load of ejaculate, which the Franta licked up heartily!